• Do you like original games?
• Do you like games that don't lag?
• Do you like games you can run on low end PC's?
• Do you like games where you don't meet children who have slept with your mother?
Then this is for you!
I got banned from this game in 2002 by VAC just because I logged in from a computer with hacks installed in a LAN SHOP. It has been 11 years since I was banned and I still can't play Counterstrike with my account. I am already 25 this year, even prisoners in democratic nations are given 2nd chance but not STEAM. Shameful!
Counter-Strike 1.6 is the newest Point-and-Click Adventure from the makers of the hit game Counter-Strike Nexon: Zombies. Don't be mistaken by the rather plain name, though, as this is not simply another uninspired reboot of that beloved Uninstallation Simulation game; no, Counter-Strike 1.6 is the real deal!
The mechanics and gameplay are top-notch. You can jump like you're in the Matrix, run almost silently by bouncing across the ground on your butt, shoot through a quarter-mile of stone or concrete, plaster X-rated images on walls to distract teammates and enemies alike, or spraypaint fake doors and ladders and watch them all run head-first into walls!
There are ladders in de_dust2?? Who knew!
But as hinted above, it's the physics that really make this game wonderful. Some people see a cliff-face, others see a surfin' safari. Can't figure out how your teammate jumped on that wall? Spend fifty hours failing and falling to your death, and if you're good, you just might get there too! A quick server mod will let you jump in the air, and with some practice and you can move as fast as that guy with 500 ping whose approaching footsteps sounded like a small-caliber machine gun as he shot your whole team in the face with a scout in under a second! Also, remember, kids: everyone knows you run faster with a knife. And even faster with a scout. Haven't gotten accused of speedhacking yet? What about aimbotting?
"BOOM! HEADSHOT!!"
With hundreds of hours of walking in circles around epically-plain sandstone ruins searching for the last cowering, brainless zombie to click on, this game will keep you bunny-hopping back for more!
im not 12 u idiot im 13. my dad works for valve and if u win im calling hacks and texting him on my nokia to tell him to ban your computer from the internet you noob. my mom owns microsoft so ill break ur windows noob.
if u use mac u need to die.
this game is ok
How to correctly play this game:
-Noisiest fucking white keyboard you can ever get (Make sure it's dirty enough so it looks beige)
-640x480 Monitor with 16-bit colors
-Windows XP
-Massive mouse with defectous buttons
-White case
-500 / 1GB / 2GB ram
-2 Speakers
-Salty friends
Additional notes: If possible, use a magazine or a book to replace your mousepad
Nostalgia? Yes.
10/10
*Goes in-game
*Sets server requirements
*Joins a server
*Empty
*Joins another server
*Cursed at in rapid Spanish
*Asks for tips, says "I play CS:GO"
*Gets cursed at some more
*Gets a kill
*YOU HAVE BEEN KICKED FROM THIS SERVER*
• Do you like original games?
• Do you like games that don't lag?
• Do you like games you can run on low end PC's?
• Do you like games where you don't meet children who have slept with your mother?
Then this is for you!
I got banned from this game in 2002 by VAC just because I logged in from a computer with hacks installed in a LAN SHOP. It has been 11 years since I was banned and I still can't play Counterstrike with my account. I am already 25 this year, even prisoners in democratic nations are given 2nd chance but not STEAM. Shameful!
Counter-Strike 1.6 is the newest Point-and-Click Adventure from the makers of the hit game Counter-Strike Nexon: Zombies. Don't be mistaken by the rather plain name, though, as this is not simply another uninspired reboot of that beloved Uninstallation Simulation game; no, Counter-Strike 1.6 is the real deal!
The mechanics and gameplay are top-notch. You can jump like you're in the Matrix, run almost silently by bouncing across the ground on your butt, shoot through a quarter-mile of stone or concrete, plaster X-rated images on walls to distract teammates and enemies alike, or spraypaint fake doors and ladders and watch them all run head-first into walls!
There are ladders in de_dust2?? Who knew!
But as hinted above, it's the physics that really make this game wonderful. Some people see a cliff-face, others see a surfin' safari. Can't figure out how your teammate jumped on that wall? Spend fifty hours failing and falling to your death, and if you're good, you just might get there too! A quick server mod will let you jump in the air, and with some practice and you can move as fast as that guy with 500 ping whose approaching footsteps sounded like a small-caliber machine gun as he shot your whole team in the face with a scout in under a second! Also, remember, kids: everyone knows you run faster with a knife. And even faster with a scout. Haven't gotten accused of speedhacking yet? What about aimbotting?
"BOOM! HEADSHOT!!"
With hundreds of hours of walking in circles around epically-plain sandstone ruins searching for the last cowering, brainless zombie to click on, this game will keep you bunny-hopping back for more!
im not 12 u idiot im 13. my dad works for valve and if u win im calling hacks and texting him on my nokia to tell him to ban your computer from the internet you noob. my mom owns microsoft so ill break ur windows noob.
if u use mac u need to die.
this game is ok
How to correctly play this game:
-Noisiest fucking white keyboard you can ever get (Make sure it's dirty enough so it looks beige)
-640x480 Monitor with 16-bit colors
-Windows XP
-Massive mouse with defectous buttons
-White case
-500 / 1GB / 2GB ram
-2 Speakers
-Salty friends
Additional notes: If possible, use a magazine or a book to replace your mousepad
Nostalgia? Yes.
10/10
*Goes in-game
*Sets server requirements
*Joins a server
*Empty
*Joins another server
*Cursed at in rapid Spanish
*Asks for tips, says "I play CS:GO"
*Gets cursed at some more
*Gets a kill
*YOU HAVE BEEN KICKED FROM THIS SERVER*
