They made a 18+ game They also waited for everyone to turn 18+ How convenient

Just remember:

<*>Angel is a dude. <*>Skye is a chick. Thank me later! 😃

Unlike CDPR, I finished the game.

Best Early Access game ever... can't wait for the final build! UPDATE November 2021: Still in Early Access UPDATE March 2022: Looks gorgeous, but still in Early Access

You can't blame them, they did release the game 57 years early.

You can adjust your penis shape & size!

im a clown for pre ordering this

My dead dog runs better than this game

Cyberpunk 77 is obviously a sequel to fallout 76.

I didn't realize how good Cyberpunk was until I played Starfield.

Can't romance Delamain

Wake the fuck up Samurai, we have a city to optimize.

McDonald's Ads - The game You see a juicy, delicious burger advertised on screens. You buy the burger, open the wrapping, and find the bun squashed, the meat thinner, lettuce wilted and some of the condiments are missing. You eat it and it's still a decent burger. But every time you see that ad, you feel like you got screwed. Thats what Cyberpunk 2077 feels like. Edit: And then you got people telling you that you didn't eat the burger properly, and that it would've tasted way better if you had.

Like the developers, I didn't finish the game.

There is a game in the bug

I wish I had Johnny in my head to keep me company Review (or update your review) for a game you've nominated

Wake up, Samurai. We're out of Early Access. ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠛⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠄⠈⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠄⠄⣠⣶⣷⣦⣠⡄⠄⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡻⠟⠄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⢉⠁⠄⠚⠙⠻⢿⢿⣿⡀⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣃⠆⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠳⠃⡏⠈⢙⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠯⠄⠓⣤⣦⡶⢿⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡄⡜⠄⠄⠌⡫⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡣⠁⠄⠄⠋⣤⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢣⢍⠄⠄⠄⠆⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠛⠛⠉⠙⢂⣠⡖⡀⠄⠓⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢐⣾⣷⡀⠄⠄⠘⠄⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡝⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣧⡀⠄⠄⢀⢿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠁⣀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠰⣿⡂⠄⠁⠄⠈⣿:

i got laid for the first time sadly it was a videogame

The way V sleeps gives me anxiety

I tried to talk to a chick in a brothel, accidentally talked to a dude behind a wall and he fucked me in the ass :(

DOWNLOAD THE NVIDIA GAME READY DRIVERS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

I crashed like twice but didn't have a problem after I got the new game ready drivers. I'm literally making this review as a reminder. Had a blast so far but jesus guys, update your nvidia drivers. ULTRA EDIT:

A Flawed but Fun Experience

I might as well actually review this game in its current state considering the attention this got, while I have not finished it I feel I have experienced enough of the core mechanics to formulate an accurate opinion at least on the gameplay. It is a Witcher 3 reskin with a cyberpunk setting, considering that Witcher 3 was amazing (and I still have yet to get through it entirely) it does translate. Narratively this game excels, the dialogue is well written and acted and the characters are hard to not fall in love with. Walking around the world is exhilarating although unengaging, it is lacking interactivity. That being said the gameplay itself is a lot of fun. The guns pack a huge punch, very satisfying to use. The melee with katanas specifically is fun but broken, I did a body and reflex melee build and was able to behead TONS of foes before they even had time to react. The game is unfortunately plagued with bugs, less severe bugs especially after the recent hotfix but there are a myriad of small immersion raping bugs that pop up here and there Bethesda style. Ultimately I invest in player agency/good writing and fun gameplay at the end of the day, the graphics are important but less so. The decision-making of Witcher is here and that's really what I like the most HOWEVER this game was clearly not ready and considering recent events with the dev I will be hard pressed to trust them again. This is an incredibly bad launch. All of that being said, if you're the type that is a fan of Deus Ex, Dishonored, or Fallout: New Vegas you will love this game warts and all just for the godlike quest design those and this game offer. Plenty of skill check dialogue to be found. Suffice to say that I have had a good amount of "That actually worked?!?" moments so far which is a really hard feeling to nail down with games like this, you usually only get that out of CRPGs like Age of Decadence or Divinity, etc. At the same time I do not judge anyone that refunds this game or waits for a more stable version to come out because CD PROJEKT RED really dropped the ball and should not have released the game in this state. In conclusion, this game is mostly what I expected it to be and it is a shame that people expected this game to be the second coming of Jesus. I was banking on the decision making and quest design and this game delivers on those fronts. Everything else though, it does fail here and there but, in my opinion, not enough to make the game genuinely bad. If I had to give it a score out of ten it would be a solid 8/10. Hopefully CD PROJEKT RED can iron out all of these problems in a timely manner and elevate its standing. Also driving anything is just plain awful, it depends on what you're driving but in my opinion it should just be the same for whatever you're driving but I'm just talking out of my ass at this point.

Like the developers, I didn't finish the game.

Just like the developers, I haven't finished the game

This game is a solid 10..... frames per second

They made a 18+ game They also waited for everyone to turn 18+ How convenient...