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Cyberpunk 2077Cyberpunk 2077
They made a 18+ game They also waited for everyone to turn 18+ How convenient
19599 votes funny
They made a 18+ game They also waited for everyone to turn 18+ How convenient
19599 votes funny

Just remember:

<*>Angel is a dude. <*>Skye is a chick. Thank me later! 😃
8972 votes funny
Unlike CDPR, I finished the game.
8865 votes funny
Best Early Access game ever... can't wait for the final build! UPDATE November 2021: Still in Early Access UPDATE March 2022: Looks gorgeous, but still in Early Access
6216 votes funny
You can't blame them, they did release the game 57 years early.
4688 votes funny
You can adjust your penis shape & size!
4271 votes funny
im a clown for pre ordering this
2610 votes funny
My dead dog runs better than this game
2027 votes funny
Cyberpunk 77 is obviously a sequel to fallout 76.
1997 votes funny
I didn't realize how good Cyberpunk was until I played Starfield.
1958 votes funny
Can't romance Delamain
1933 votes funny
Wake the fuck up Samurai, we have a city to optimize.
1874 votes funny
McDonald's Ads - The game You see a juicy, delicious burger advertised on screens. You buy the burger, open the wrapping, and find the bun squashed, the meat thinner, lettuce wilted and some of the condiments are missing. You eat it and it's still a decent burger. But every time you see that ad, you feel like you got screwed. Thats what Cyberpunk 2077 feels like. Edit: And then you got people telling you that you didn't eat the burger properly, and that it would've tasted way better if you had.
1721 votes funny
Like the developers, I didn't finish the game.
1680 votes funny
There is a game in the bug
1587 votes funny
I wish I had Johnny in my head to keep me company Review (or update your review) for a game you've nominated
1531 votes funny
Wake up, Samurai. We're out of Early Access. ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠛⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠄⠈⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠄⠄⣠⣶⣷⣦⣠⡄⠄⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡻⠟⠄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⢉⠁⠄⠚⠙⠻⢿⢿⣿⡀⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣃⠆⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠳⠃⡏⠈⢙⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠯⠄⠓⣤⣦⡶⢿⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡄⡜⠄⠄⠌⡫⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡣⠁⠄⠄⠋⣤⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢣⢍⠄⠄⠄⠆⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠛⠛⠉⠙⢂⣠⡖⡀⠄⠓⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢐⣾⣷⡀⠄⠄⠘⠄⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡝⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣧⡀⠄⠄⢀⢿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠁⣀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠰⣿⡂⠄⠁⠄⠈⣿:
1355 votes funny
i got laid for the first time sadly it was a videogame
1327 votes funny
The way V sleeps gives me anxiety
1309 votes funny
I tried to talk to a chick in a brothel, accidentally talked to a dude behind a wall and he fucked me in the ass :(
1262 votes funny

DOWNLOAD THE NVIDIA GAME READY DRIVERS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

I crashed like twice but didn't have a problem after I got the new game ready drivers. I'm literally making this review as a reminder. Had a blast so far but jesus guys, update your nvidia drivers. ULTRA EDIT:

A Flawed but Fun Experience

I might as well actually review this game in its current state considering the attention this got, while I have not finished it I feel I have experienced enough of the core mechanics to formulate an accurate opinion at least on the gameplay. It is a Witcher 3 reskin with a cyberpunk setting, considering that Witcher 3 was amazing (and I still have yet to get through it entirely) it does translate. Narratively this game excels, the dialogue is well written and acted and the characters are hard to not fall in love with. Walking around the world is exhilarating although unengaging, it is lacking interactivity. That being said the gameplay itself is a lot of fun. The guns pack a huge punch, very satisfying to use. The melee with katanas specifically is fun but broken, I did a body and reflex melee build and was able to behead TONS of foes before they even had time to react. The game is unfortunately plagued with bugs, less severe bugs especially after the recent hotfix but there are a myriad of small immersion raping bugs that pop up here and there Bethesda style. Ultimately I invest in player agency/good writing and fun gameplay at the end of the day, the graphics are important but less so. The decision-making of Witcher is here and that's really what I like the most HOWEVER this game was clearly not ready and considering recent events with the dev I will be hard pressed to trust them again. This is an incredibly bad launch. All of that being said, if you're the type that is a fan of Deus Ex, Dishonored, or Fallout: New Vegas you will love this game warts and all just for the godlike quest design those and this game offer. Plenty of skill check dialogue to be found. Suffice to say that I have had a good amount of "That actually worked?!?" moments so far which is a really hard feeling to nail down with games like this, you usually only get that out of CRPGs like Age of Decadence or Divinity, etc. At the same time I do not judge anyone that refunds this game or waits for a more stable version to come out because CD PROJEKT RED really dropped the ball and should not have released the game in this state. In conclusion, this game is mostly what I expected it to be and it is a shame that people expected this game to be the second coming of Jesus. I was banking on the decision making and quest design and this game delivers on those fronts. Everything else though, it does fail here and there but, in my opinion, not enough to make the game genuinely bad. If I had to give it a score out of ten it would be a solid 8/10. Hopefully CD PROJEKT RED can iron out all of these problems in a timely manner and elevate its standing. Also driving anything is just plain awful, it depends on what you're driving but in my opinion it should just be the same for whatever you're driving but I'm just talking out of my ass at this point.
1244 votes funny
Like the developers, I didn't finish the game.
1228 votes funny
Just like the developers, I haven't finished the game
1215 votes funny
This game is a solid 10..... frames per second
1118 votes funny
They made a 18+ game They also waited for everyone to turn 18+ How convenient...
1096 votes funny

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