Hades II
May 6, 2024
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76561198811233852
Recommended104 hrs played
"In the name of hades, Olympus i accept this sequel"
1708 votes funny
76561198811233852
Recommended104 hrs played
"In the name of hades, Olympus i accept this sequel"
1708 votes funny
76561198299776587
Recommended268 hrs played (29 hrs at review)
The best way to kill Time.
1142 votes funny
76561198086824303
Recommended113 hrs played
This game is what sex would be like if it was good
968 votes funny
76561198121698775
Recommended98 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
We're smoking that premium +3 Pom of Power laced Asphodelian Ambrosia. She gooned me until my kegel started Channeling. This shit ain't nothing to me man. I walked into Scylla's encounter with the custom Hephaestus Blast Special Pack straight Booning off the Duo, I put Artemis's hot spring water in my Elysian gravity bong, I only hit heroics. Your bitch call me Skelly the way I like to be recklessly and physically abused, I'm nothing but bones. They took my flesh away. Charon gave me the N-word pass for 46 Drachma, I enter each encounter with a random slur Primed.
671 votes funny
76561198056208035
Recommended9 hrs played
Hades is better than sex cuz there is Hades 2 but there is no sex 2.
630 votes funny
76561198306818245
Recommended56 hrs played (20 hrs at review)
might fail my exams but its worth it
368 votes funny
76561198042579824
Recommended57 hrs played (18 hrs at review)
I'd bang every character
344 votes funny
76561198318489125
Recommended24 hrs played
Hades isn't the best game ever anymore.
337 votes funny
76561198173620474
Recommended65 hrs played (26 hrs at review)
one of the bosses made a diss track about me
265 votes funny
76561198167525894
Recommended174 hrs played (7 hrs at review)
It's like Hades, but they did it again.
224 votes funny
76561198361428640
Recommended54 hrs played (10 hrs at review)
Accidentally played for 11 hours straight
205 votes funny
76561198061331102
Not Recommended107 hrs played
Why are you looking for negative reviews? Just buy it man
205 votes funny
76561198061842327
Recommended25 hrs played (22 hrs at review)
Chronos, I've come to bargain
203 votes funny
76561199109029667
Recommended23 hrs played (9 hrs at review)
Chronos controls time. Chronos won’t let you pause during his fight. Death to Chronos.
165 votes funny
76561198156058798
Recommended23 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
Updating review for nominated game.
150 votes funny
76561198118151934
Recommended173 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
Step aside bisexuals, now it's bisexuals' turn
148 votes funny
76561198070099171
Recommended64 hrs played (17 hrs at review)
We need Dusa back. Death to Chronos.
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147 votes funny
76561198293156609
Recommended1 hrs played
In the name of Hades, Olympus I accept this sequel
137 votes funny
76561198276650291
Recommended17 hrs played (8 hrs at review)
Nobody will read my review so I Will Eat 1 Tablespoon of ketchup For Every Like this gets.
134 votes funny
76561198007042683
Recommended8 hrs played (8 hrs at review)
Hades II is the best sequel Supergiant Games has ever made, 10/10
119 votes funny
76561198385633965
Recommended249 hrs played (75 hrs at review)
If I can't pet Cerberus in the full version, this will become a dislike.
118 votes funny
76561197967376076
Recommended58 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
10/10. Would sell my grandma
110 votes funny
Hades II
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76561198811233852
Recommended104 hrs played
"In the name of hades, Olympus i accept this sequel"
1708 votes funny
76561198811233852
Recommended104 hrs played
"In the name of hades, Olympus i accept this sequel"
1708 votes funny
76561198299776587
Recommended268 hrs played (29 hrs at review)
The best way to kill Time.
1142 votes funny
76561198086824303
Recommended113 hrs played
This game is what sex would be like if it was good
968 votes funny
76561198121698775
Recommended98 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
We're smoking that premium +3 Pom of Power laced Asphodelian Ambrosia. She gooned me until my kegel started Channeling. This shit ain't nothing to me man. I walked into Scylla's encounter with the custom Hephaestus Blast Special Pack straight Booning off the Duo, I put Artemis's hot spring water in my Elysian gravity bong, I only hit heroics. Your bitch call me Skelly the way I like to be recklessly and physically abused, I'm nothing but bones. They took my flesh away. Charon gave me the N-word pass for 46 Drachma, I enter each encounter with a random slur Primed.
671 votes funny
76561198056208035
Recommended9 hrs played
Hades is better than sex cuz there is Hades 2 but there is no sex 2.
630 votes funny
76561198306818245
Recommended56 hrs played (20 hrs at review)
might fail my exams but its worth it
368 votes funny
76561198042579824
Recommended57 hrs played (18 hrs at review)
I'd bang every character
344 votes funny
76561198318489125
Recommended24 hrs played
Hades isn't the best game ever anymore.
337 votes funny
76561198173620474
Recommended65 hrs played (26 hrs at review)
one of the bosses made a diss track about me
265 votes funny
76561198167525894
Recommended174 hrs played (7 hrs at review)
It's like Hades, but they did it again.
224 votes funny
76561198361428640
Recommended54 hrs played (10 hrs at review)
Accidentally played for 11 hours straight
205 votes funny
76561198061331102
Not Recommended107 hrs played
Why are you looking for negative reviews? Just buy it man
205 votes funny
76561198061842327
Recommended25 hrs played (22 hrs at review)
Chronos, I've come to bargain
203 votes funny
76561199109029667
Recommended23 hrs played (9 hrs at review)
Chronos controls time. Chronos won’t let you pause during his fight. Death to Chronos.
165 votes funny
76561198156058798
Recommended23 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
Updating review for nominated game.
150 votes funny
76561198118151934
Recommended173 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
Step aside bisexuals, now it's bisexuals' turn
148 votes funny
76561198070099171
Recommended64 hrs played (17 hrs at review)
We need Dusa back. Death to Chronos.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠤⠀⠒⢤⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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147 votes funny
76561198293156609
Recommended1 hrs played
In the name of Hades, Olympus I accept this sequel
137 votes funny
76561198276650291
Recommended17 hrs played (8 hrs at review)
Nobody will read my review so I Will Eat 1 Tablespoon of ketchup For Every Like this gets.
134 votes funny
76561198007042683
Recommended8 hrs played (8 hrs at review)
Hades II is the best sequel Supergiant Games has ever made, 10/10
119 votes funny
76561198385633965
Recommended249 hrs played (75 hrs at review)
If I can't pet Cerberus in the full version, this will become a dislike.
118 votes funny
76561197967376076
Recommended58 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
10/10. Would sell my grandma
110 votes funny














































































































































