At least you don't have to build an apartment complex to win in Apex.

Before i played Apex Legends, i had a small wee-wee, no friends, no girlfriend, depression,and absolutely no life. These things haven't changed, but the game is pretty good.

At least you don't have to build an apartment complex to win in Apex.

You open the game and finish your 3000 word essay that's due tomorrow while it loads you into the main menu. You pray they fed the server hamsters today as you queue for a game. You pick Octane cause you like running around fast, not cause he's on drugs. Your teammates pick Caustic and Wraith. It's another TTV Wraith. The champion squad is a pred and 2 master players. The game begins and your caustic spends all game on his own trapping buildings, while you run around juiced up looking for loot and killing anyone in your way. You get jumped by a squad because footstep audio doesn't exist and you couldn't hear them coming. TTV Wraith goes down. You clutch a 1v3 because mastiff is balanced. Meanwhile, your Caustic is setting up traps outside the zone. You collect your Wraith's banner and try to respawn them but they leave with 0.2s left on the timer. You're in awe that this one stayed that long. Someone sees you next to the respawn beacon and kills you. They then immediately get 3rd partied while a far off 4th squad member misses all his kraber shots on them. The predator player shows up out of nowhere and wipes everyone in one sweep, dropping another 4k 20 bomb in the process. Your caustic dies to zone. You're back in the main menu and a random level 500 is waiting there for you in your party. They complain about not having heirlooms despite playing since season 1 but the dude that started last week has 2. You queue for another game. You get disconnected because two server hamsters passed out from hunger. Code: leaf. You wait to load back into the main menu and queue once more, cause you know it's worth going through it all again just to take another glance at Loba's thick ass. 10/10. Def recommend

doesnt launch with origin edit: easy anti-cheat banned me for a false positive and support wont believe me lol just be careful with what software is on ur pc, good game bad support edit 2: randomly got un-banned 2 months later after "a review" idk why they re-reviewed when support said the case was closed. anyways thx apex

BAD GAME BANNED ME BECAUSE MY NAME WAS WALTER WHITE THE LAST METHBENDER

At least you don't have to build an apartment complex to win in Apex.

I heard that Dr disrespect became a apex predator i wonder how good they are, oh wait...

Before i played Apex Legends, i had a small wee-wee, no friends, no girlfriend, depression and absolutely no life. These things haven't changed, but the game is pretty good.

Finally I can remove Origin.

I still don't have a girlfriend and am severely depressed, but at least I'm above average at this game.

ape sex legends

I'm sexually attracted to Pathfinder.

If you like banging your head against your desk when you get fifth partied, feeling like you are LITERALLY the worst at first person shooters, and constantly wondering why on earth you keep putting yourself through the same heart breaking cycle over and over again. download this game.

At least you don't have to build an apartment complex to win in Apex.

Stopped, dead; Bad reaction, dead; Blink, dead; You don't know the map well, you're dead; Not playing enough, you're dead; Didn't have time to draw your weapon - dead; Got a weapon and died; You got hit by a skill, you die; You don't know your skills, you're dead; Did not follow the terrain and jumped out the wrong place - dead; Can't shoot a jump shot - dead; Can't hit a jumping man - dead; 60 hertz, dead; 240 hertz, dead; Run the game, dead; dead - dead.

You open the game and finish your 3000 word essay that's due tomorrow while it loads you into the main menu. You pray they fed the server hamsters today as you queue for a game. You pick Octane cause you like running around fast, not cause he's on drugs. Your teammates pick Caustic and Wraith. It's another TTV Wraith. The champion squad is a pred and 2 master players. The game begins and your caustic spends all game on his own trapping buildings, while you run around juiced up looking for loot and killing anyone in your way. You get jumped by a squad because footstep audio doesn't exist and you couldn't hear them coming. TTV Wraith goes down. You clutch a 1v3 because mastiff is balanced. Meanwhile, your Caustic is setting up traps outside the zone. You collect your Wraith's banner and try to respawn them but they leave with 0.2s left on the timer. You're in awe that this one stayed that long. Someone sees you next to the respawn beacon and kills you. They then immediately get 3rd partied while a far off 4th squad member misses all his kraber shots on them. The predator player shows up out of nowhere and wipes everyone in one sweep, dropping another 4k 20 bomb in the process. Your caustic dies to zone. You're back in the main menu and a random level 500 is waiting there for you in your party. They complain about not having heirlooms despite playing since season 1 but the dude that started last week has 2. You queue for another game. You get disconnected because two server hamsters passed out from hunger. Code: leaf. You wait to load back into the main menu and queue once more, cause you know it's worth going through it all again just to take another glance at Loba's thick ass. 10/10. Def recommend

I'm sexually attracted to Pathfinder

You open the game and finish your 3000 word essay that's due tomorrow while it loads you into the main menu. You pray they fed the server hamsters today as you queue for a game. You pick Octane cause you like running around fast, not cause he's on drugs. Your teammates pick Caustic and Wraith. It's another TTV Wraith. The champion squad is a pred and 2 master players. The game begins and your caustic spends all game on his own trapping buildings, while you run around juiced up looking for loot and killing anyone in your way. You get jumped by a squad because footstep audio doesn't exist and you couldn't hear them coming. TTV Wraith goes down. You clutch a 1v3 because mastiff is balanced. Meanwhile, your Caustic is setting up traps outside the zone. You collect your Wraith's banner and try to respawn them but they leave with 0.2s left on the timer. You're in awe that this one stayed that long. Someone sees you next to the respawn beacon and kills you. They then immediately get 3rd partied while a far off 4th squad member misses all his kraber shots on them. The predator player shows up out of nowhere and wipes everyone in one sweep, dropping another 4k 20 bomb in the process. Your caustic dies to zone. You're back in the main menu and a random level 500 is waiting there for you in your party. They complain about not having heirlooms despite playing since season 1 but the dude that started last week has 2. You queue for another game. You get disconnected because two server hamsters passed out from hunger. Code: leaf. You wait to load back into the main menu and queue once more, cause you know it's worth going through it all again just to take another glance at Loba's thick ass. 10/10. Def recommend

Loba's Ass 1300 hours later and it's still thicc

This game gave me: Common Cold Influenza (Flu) Pneumonia Bronchitis Asthma Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) Tuberculosis Lung Cancer Allergies Sinusitis Strep Throat Mononucleosis (Mono) Gastroenteritis Food Poisoning Peptic Ulcer Disease Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) Crohn's Disease Ulcerative Colitis Gastroesophageal Reflux Disease (GERD) Celiac Disease Hepatitis Cirrhosis Pancreatitis Gallstones Kidney Infection (Pyelonephritis) Urinary Tract Infection (UTI) Kidney Stones Bladder Cancer Prostate Cancer Testicular Cancer Erectile Dysfunction Endometriosis Polycystic Ovary Syndrome (PCOS) Ovarian Cancer Uterine Fibroids Cervical Cancer Breast Cancer Leukemia Lymphoma Multiple Myeloma Hemophilia Thrombocytopenia Anemia Sickle Cell Disease Deep Vein Thrombosis (DVT) Pulmonary Embolism (PE) Hypertension (High Blood Pressure) Atherosclerosis Stroke Aneurysm Arrhythmia Heart Attack Heart Failure Rheumatic Fever Rheumatoid Arthritis Osteoarthritis Gout Fibromyalgia Lupus Psoriasis Eczema Acne Rosacea Diabetes Type 1 Diabetes Type 2 Gestational Diabetes Hypothyroidism Hyperthyroidism Addison's Disease Cushing's Syndrome Hypoparathyroidism Grave's Disease Hypoglycemia Polio Measles Mumps Rubella Chickenpox Shingles Hepatitis A Hepatitis B HIV/AIDS Sexually Transmitted Infections (STIs) Syphilis Gonorrhea Chlamydia Herpes Human Papillomavirus (HPV) Tuberculosis Malaria Dengue Fever Zika Virus Yellow Fever Cholera Rabies Ebola Virus Disease Influenza A (H1N1) Avian Influenza (Bird Flu) SARS (Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome) MERS (Middle East Respiratory Syndrome) Alzheimer's Disease Parkinson's Disease Huntington's Disease Multiple Sclerosis (MS) Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis (ALS) Epilepsy Schizophrenia Bipolar Disorder Major Depressive Disorder (Depression) Generalized Anxiety Disorder (GAD) Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD) Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) Attention-Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD) Down Syndrome Turner Syndrome Klinefelter Syndrome Marfan Syndrome Williams Syndrome Fragile X Syndrome Prader-Willi Syndrome Rett Syndrome Cri-du-chat Syndrome Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy Cystic Fibrosis Phenylketonuria (PKU) Tay-Sachs Disease Hemochromatosis Wilson Disease Sickle Cell Anemia Thalassemia Hemolytic Anemia Porphyria von Willebrand Disease Osteoporosis Osteogenesis Imperfecta Paget's Disease of Bone Raynaud's Disease Charcot-Marie-Tooth Disease Myasthenia Gravis Fibrous Dysplasia Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome Meniere's Disease Vertigo Ménière's Disease Cleft Lip and Palate Down Syndrome Klinefelter Syndrome Trisomy 13 (Patau Syndrome) Trisomy 18 (Edwards Syndrome) Huntington's Disease Muscular Dystrophy Neurofibromatosis Polycystic Kidney Disease (PKD) Prader-Willi Syndrome Tourette Syndrome Turner Syndrome Williams Syndrome Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy Angelman Syndrome Cri-du-chat Syndrome Fragile X Syndrome Noonan Syndrome Rett Syndrome Wolf-Hirschhorn Syndrome Hypohidrotic Ectodermal Dysplasia Ellis-van Creveld Syndrome Beckwith-Wiedemann Syndrome Cornelia de Lange Syndrome Albinism Alopecia Areata Psoriatic Arthritis Reactive Arthritis Ankylosing Spondylitis Juvenile Idiopathic Arthritis Sjögren's Syndrome Wegener's Granulomatosis Behçet's Disease Polymyalgia Rheumatica Giant Cell Arteritis Kawasaki Disease Raynaud's Phenomenon Myofascial Pain Syndrome Complex Regional Pain Syndrome (CRPS) Fibromyalgia Syndrome Temporomandibular Joint Disorder (TMJ) Intermittent Explosive Disorder Oppositional Defiant Disorder (ODD) Schizoaffective Disorder Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD) Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) Conduct Disorder Anorexia Nervosa Bulimia Nervosa Binge Eating Disorder Avoidant/Restrictive Food Intake Disorder (ARFID) Rumination Disorder Enuresis (Bedwetting) Encopresis Gender Dysphoria Body Dysmorphic Disorder (BDD) Hypochondria (Illness Anxiety Disorder) Trichotillomania (Hair-Pulling Disorder) Excoriation (Skin-Picking) Disorder Substance Use Disorder Alcohol Use Disorder Opioid Use Disorder Stimulant Use Disorder Sedative-Hypnotic Use Disorder Gambling Disorder Internet Gaming Disorder Pathological Gambling Nicotine Addiction Cannabis Use Disorder Amphetamine Use Disorder Cocaine Use Disorder Hallucinogen Use Disorder Inhalant Use Disorder Anabolic Steroid Use Disorder Phencyclidine (PCP) Use Disorder Psilocybin Use Disorder Benzodiazepine Use Disorder Traumatic Brain Injury (TBI) Concussion Spinal Cord Injury Cerebral Palsy Bell's Palsy Peripheral Neuropathy Amyloidosis Barrett's Esophagus Blepharitis Cervical Spondylosis Cholecystitis Dehydration Diverticulitis Dyspepsia Emphysema Encephalitis Eosinophilic Esophagitis Gastritis Glaucoma Hemorrhoids Hives (Urticaria) Hyperemesis Gravidarum Hypothyroidism Inflammatory Bowel Disease (IBD) Interstitial Cystitis Ischemic Heart Disease Jaundice Laryngitis Lymphedema Macular Degeneration Migraine Mitral Valve Prolapse Myocardial Infarction (Heart Attack) Myopia (Nearsightedness) Narcolepsy Otitis Media Overactive Bladder Pancreatitis Plantar Fasciitis Pneumothorax Postpartum Depression Premenstrual Dysphoric Disorder (PMDD) Retinal Detachment Rotator Cuff Injury Sciatica Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD) Sleep Apnea Stomach Ulcer Tinnitus Trigeminal Neuralgia Urinary Incontinence Vaginismus Varicose Veins Vestibular Migraine Vocal Cord Nodules Wolff-Parkinson-White Syndrome Xeroderma Pigmentosum Zollinger-Ellison Syndrome Cushing's Disease Primary Aldosteronism Acromegaly Autoimmune Hepatitis Primary Biliary Cholangitis (PBC) Alcoholic Hepatitis Chronic Kidney Disease (CKD) Nephrotic Syndrome Glomerulonephritis Renal Failure Cystitis Enuresis

At least you don't need to build an apartment complex to win in Apex.

You open the game and finish your 3000 word essay that's due tomorrow while it loads you into the main menu. You pray they fed the server hamsters today as you queue for a game. You pick Octane cause you like running around fast, not cause he's on drugs. Your teammates pick Caustic and Wraith. It's another TTV Wraith. The champion squad is a pred and 2 master players. The game begins and your caustic spends all game on his own trapping buildings, while you run around juiced up looking for loot and killing anyone in your way. You get jumped by a squad because footstep audio doesn't exist and you couldn't hear them coming. TTV Wraith goes down. You clutch a 1v3 because mastiff is balanced. Meanwhile, your Caustic is setting up traps outside the zone. You collect your Wraith's banner and try to respawn them but they leave with 0.2s left on the timer. You're in awe that this one stayed that long. Someone sees you next to the respawn beacon and kills you. They then immediately get 3rd partied while a far off 4th squad member misses all his kraber shots on them. The predator player shows up out of nowhere and wipes everyone in one sweep, dropping another 4k 20 bomb in the process. Your caustic dies to zone. You're back in the main menu and a random level 500 is waiting there for you in your party. They complain about not having heirlooms despite playing since season 1 but the dude that started last week has 2. You queue for another game. You get disconnected because two server hamsters passed out from hunger. Code: leaf. You wait to load back into the main menu and queue once more, cause you know it's worth going through it all again just to take another glance at Loba's thick ass.

there is too much fanservice with gibby. its starting to distract me in matches now. every time i see a gibby, i go, "holy shit gibby looks like hes got a dump truck" and i cream on the keyboard. please remove gibby's dumpy

Solid 7/10 Just wish they would release a legend whose ability is to have a stable connection to the servers