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Sapphire SafariSapphire Safari

NEW POKEMON SNAP TRIPLE X WITH HOT PIKACHU BUSTY ACTION ALL NIGHT ALL DAY LONG DUNKA DUNKA DUNKA DUNK

for those out of the loop
185 votes funny

NEW POKEMON SNAP TRIPLE X WITH HOT PIKACHU BUSTY ACTION ALL NIGHT ALL DAY LONG DUNKA DUNKA DUNKA DUNK

for those out of the loop
185 votes funny
I was performing cunnilingus on a pokemon when another creature snuck up behind me and started doing the macarena. I had to stop jacking off cause I laughed too hard, solid game.
118 votes funny
seen a animal. f*cked its brains out went to another did the same thing then went home and jumped on sapphire safari 10/10 recomend
55 votes funny
wow, enticing gameplay, mysterious story, whats not to like? 4 save files!!!! my whole family can play and not mess up my progression. overall amazing game can't wait to start a youtube series..... EPIC
52 votes funny
The real monster hunter wilds we have all been waiting for. ignore the $70 trash capcom made, this is the real deal
52 votes funny
This game is easily the best Christian family experience I have played, tbh with the Fortnite style graphics, the environmental interaction, the lack of violence, the love and care from the photographer to the creatures, how much they enjoy each other, this is a family friendly experience best experienced on a living room couch with the grandparents, the uncles, the aunts, the nieces, the nephews, heck bring over the whole family everyone can enjoy it. Just remember to teach people the mechanics, that camera is very delicate. I plan to go to various churches, synagogues, mosques, homeless shelters, and schools and show them what a true violence free and love filled experience this game offers, this is peak gaming, this is cinema, this is what the beginning of games in 1958 with tennis for two was truly aiming for.
41 votes funny
Surprisingly good considering what it is. i mean i have to catch myself before almost accidentally recommending it to the wrong friend.
41 votes funny
After years of increasingly disappointing triple A franchise releases... We finally got it bois!!! 100% GOTY MATERIAL!!! POKEMON SNAP TRIPLE X!!!!
27 votes funny
Pokemon Snap-your-pelvis-in-half
25 votes funny
I imagine this game's elevator pitch as being: "Hey, remember that old flash animation on Newgrounds parodying Pokemon Snap where the Pokemon were cute and sexy girls?" And you know what? I'm all about it.
22 votes funny
10/10
16 votes funny
20 minutes into the game and I'm literally raped, in the ass, by a fox. Didn't know sexual assault games were allowed on Steam.
13 votes funny
This is an uncooked bowl of cookie dough, but I like raw cookie dough. And I can taste that it's gonna make delicious cookies one day given the time to cook. I hope they give us all kinds of camera upgrades and even camo in the future. I'm very excited to see where this goes, and if they polish it up and eventually make a dlc I'll probably get it. As a side note, the funniest part of the game to me was when one of the critters would jump me and instead of my horny brain celebrating a sex scene all I could think was "NOOOO NOT MY PICTURES OF RARE MATING BEHAVIORS!!!!"
12 votes funny
Wait a minute, this isn't Palworld. This is anal sex!
11 votes funny
worst gift ive ever received 💔
10 votes funny
Remember when you were a teenager that just got access to the internet and went down the rabbit hole of looking up pokemon? Remember stumbling into Newgrounds and seeing the Pokemon Snap XXX video and praying there was a full video somewhere? Well this dev clearly remembered, and was clearly very upset when they found that there was no full video, then decided to just go the extra mile and turn it into a fuggin game.
9 votes funny
What a weird yet adorable and highly addicting game.... Highly recommend to all those pokefappersnappers out there. ;)
9 votes funny
So sad that Steve Irwin didn't live to see this game.
9 votes funny

Mom, can we have pokemon snap? No, There is pokemon snap at home. Pokemon snap at home 😩🍆💦👉🦊🥵

9 votes funny

Summary

EMERALD | An interesting concept that legitimately will grab your attention. Excellent voice acting, functionality, and diversity of species. This game stands to offer a lot of unique adult content.

Snapshot

Pros

  • A ton of adult acts, as you can imagine.
  • Visually appealing world to explore.
  • Many components in place to offer a wide array of features.
  • As the monsters come to trust you, they will treat you better.
  • Truly unique, a one of a kind game.
  • Cozy game, it's kind of chill.
  • Game for professional gooners.

Cons

  • Limited functionality as it currently stands.
  • Adult scenes are good, but as you can imagine, there are some physics issues.
  • Story doesn't last long at all (alpha)

Storyline

You're a photographer/scientist out here to document the monsters. The story cuts off after less than a few quests. Still, I can't hold it against the developers since I'm writing this in the early access stage. If at any point they want another evaluation when the game is more finished I'll edit my review.

Quality of Life

It's good. Clean controls, clean features - I actually like the quality of life a lot. One thing that can use a little bit of work is how the picture uploading works. It's a bit confusing and I feel as if I've lost some photos as a result. The only other thing that's lacking is functionality in its current state. There's a lot of "coming soon" features, so I'm looking forward to seeing how this comes along.

Adult Scenes

Hilarious. Especially the kama sutra of positions you can do when the monsters begin to trust you more. I think this is a top tier goon game for sure.

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8 votes funny
its lowkey pretty zen I ended playing like 30 minutes, and I was wondering when I'd get some action, to my dismay I wasn't watching my step and a plant took advantage of me, deflowerd by a flower, ashs to ashs, dust to dust
8 votes funny
- go around getting the spiciest of pics - side quest to find where is missing science team - stop what i am doing to snap another spicy pic - cool island has magic rocks! - ooooh another hot pic for the homework folder - suddenly one of the girls grabs my ass - data lost..... and my shorts
8 votes funny
Creators gives people crap in community tab for stuff like wanting to progress faster. They increased the time it takes for photos to save, genuinely just wasting peoples lives. Edit: DEV COMMENTED on me calling this game a time sink, not denying it, but going back to their statements with this being intended. When people complained about the mechanic that prevents players from taking photos too fast, (probably still up in the discussion tab under community) they responded saying it was intentional. They dont want people to progress quick. They dont have mechanics that uniquely reward you for taking it slow or stalking? Theres a stall mechanic to the photos you can submit, so you cant snap a bunch quick. Why do they want to waste peoples time beyond stealing the refund window from you, is beyond me?
7 votes funny
"Pokémon Snap, Legends Arceus, and furry women... These were the ingredients chosen To create the perfect monster girl photography experience. But the Kinky Fridays accidentally added an extra ingredient to the formula.. 🍆 Unholy amounts of horniness. Thus, Sapphire Safari was born!" Man, I can’t believe Pokémon Snap XXX is finally real, and I can’t believe I’m addicted to it. What starts as a peaceful little safari turns into “Monster Girl Summer Camp” real fast, and I mean that in the best way. The monster girls are adorable, flirty, and lovingly designed in ways that’ll awaken something in you if it hasn’t already. Speaking of awakenings... Thanks to this game, I’ve fallen completely in love with the Malous, (the skull wolves). Like, damn. I didn’t have "crush on a reaper wolf girl" on my 2025 bingo card, but here we are. You can interact with the girls, pet them, charm them, and yes, eventually very intimate things happen if you raise their friendship levels. But it’s done with a surprising amount of chill and respect. It’s horny, sure, but it’s cozy-horny. Jungle after dark type beat. 10/10 Would risk it all for the Malous. 🐺💀💕
7 votes funny
You can throw rocks at the animals 10/10
7 votes funny

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