Forza Horizon 5
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76561198277466395
Recommended272 hrs played (31 hrs at review)
Just weebs with 144p anime tiddies on their car pushing you off the road in online races. Then slamming into the wall, screaming spanish words into their Wish.com mic and quitting. Learned what a "hijo de puta" was within 2 minutes. 11/10 tbh
1563 votes funny
76561198277466395
Recommended272 hrs played (31 hrs at review)
Just weebs with 144p anime tiddies on their car pushing you off the road in online races. Then slamming into the wall, screaming spanish words into their Wish.com mic and quitting. Learned what a "hijo de puta" was within 2 minutes. 11/10 tbh
1563 votes funny
76561198420121261
Recommended106 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos
1441 votes funny
76561198001366665
Recommended96 hrs played (21 hrs at review)
Right-handed traffic.
591 votes funny
76561197989120165
Recommended84 hrs played (24 hrs at review)
Full disclosure: I'm not a racing guy. I'm not a car guy, even. My extent of car knowledge begins and ends at "vroom-vroom go that way."
But that's all you need to know for this game. I can tune the holy bejeezus out of a million sliders that mean absolutely nothing to me, or I can just equip a premade setting by someone who does and suddenly the vroom-vrooms are *better*. Not sure when to brake or start a turn? Easy, there's a friendly line. Follow the line, make less vroom-vrooms when it's red, everything's gravy. Don't have the reaction time to follow the line? You can slow the game down until it's at a pace where you can. Incredible.
You can be as serious as you want with it. Me, I'm taking my van that's dolled up to look like the Mystery Machine and ramping it off a volcano.
568 votes funny
76561198338776245
Recommended521 hrs played (127 hrs at review)
Player - Flying through the sky.
Anna - in 200 meters turn right.
558 votes funny
76561198349975316
Recommended231 hrs played (151 hrs at review)
i wanna be a racist when I grow up
488 votes funny
76561199028618118
Recommended116 hrs played (67 hrs at review)
Nobody will read my review, so I'll just say I'm gay
454 votes funny
76561198049724540
Recommended93 hrs played (33 hrs at review)
car go vroom
Pros:
- Wide variety of vehicles
- Variety of game modes
- AI difficulty slider
- Fun car designs and pretty extensive tuning
- Customizable real-life aspects (simulated damage if you like that)
- Customizable car mechanics such as ABS
Cons:
- Forced to be British
- Rendering/Online issues (team is working on it)
413 votes funny
76561198866817560
Recommended18 hrs played (16 hrs at review)
Just weebs with 144p anime tiddies pushing you off the road in online races. Then slamming into the wall, screaming spanish words into their Wish.com mic and quitting....
401 votes funny
76561199110702993
Recommended218 hrs played (15 hrs at review)
Learned more Spanish in a couple of hours than I did after 4 years of Spanish classes 10/10
386 votes funny
76561198365645494
Recommended24 hrs played (2 hrs at review)
This game has made me a professional racist
371 votes funny
76561198020114062
Recommended35 hrs played (9 hrs at review)
beat multiple hypercars with a DHL delivery van in a dragrace
10/10
369 votes funny
76561198314656600
Recommended18 hrs played (18 hrs at review)
graphics rival overwatch porn graphics. it's pretty good.
359 votes funny
76561199081019345
Recommended228 hrs played (53 hrs at review)
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321 votes funny
76561198075611031
Recommended126 hrs played (29 hrs at review)
Car look good
Engine go vroom vroom
Turbo go stutututu
Wheels go skrrrrttttttttt
319 votes funny
76561198060911983
Recommended262 hrs played (108 hrs at review)
use the walls to slow down
317 votes funny
76561198967681980
Recommended343 hrs played (58 hrs at review)
-People who enjoy the game without using exploits:
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313 votes funny
76561199100031611
Recommended392 hrs played (354 hrs at review)
i love to drink and drive but apperantly its illegal? so i go t this game bc my license was suspended and i decided to get some practice aand now i can drink and drive all day!!
310 votes funny
76561198449598745
Recommended49 hrs played (43 hrs at review)
nobody is gonna read this review so im just gonna say i like ladyboys
305 votes funny
76561198090375583
Recommended85 hrs played (57 hrs at review)
toyota toyota toyota toyota toyota toyota toyota toyota toyota toyota toyota toyota toyota toyota toyota toyota toyota toyota toyota toyota toyota toyota toyota toyota toyota toyota toyota toyota toyota toyota
301 votes funny
76561199224000568
Recommended126 hrs played (16 hrs at review)
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⢸ Are you wasting my money again, son?
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290 votes funny
76561198317538797
Recommended456 hrs played (235 hrs at review)
Thanks to this game I'll never get my drivers license.
277 votes funny
76561198817837138
Recommended73 hrs played (51 hrs at review)
please add car sex
256 votes funny
76561198014049802
Recommended74 hrs played (21 hrs at review)
0% realism
0% insurance costs
0% jail time
100% cringey dialogue
300% pure fun
255 votes funny
76561198100609197
Recommended117 hrs played (109 hrs at review)
Trying to become the best racist
233 votes funny
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76561198277466395
Recommended272 hrs played (31 hrs at review)
Just weebs with 144p anime tiddies on their car pushing you off the road in online races. Then slamming into the wall, screaming spanish words into their Wish.com mic and quitting. Learned what a "hijo de puta" was within 2 minutes. 11/10 tbh
1563 votes funny
76561198277466395
Recommended272 hrs played (31 hrs at review)
Just weebs with 144p anime tiddies on their car pushing you off the road in online races. Then slamming into the wall, screaming spanish words into their Wish.com mic and quitting. Learned what a "hijo de puta" was within 2 minutes. 11/10 tbh
1563 votes funny
76561198420121261
Recommended106 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos
1441 votes funny
76561198001366665
Recommended96 hrs played (21 hrs at review)
Right-handed traffic.
591 votes funny
76561197989120165
Recommended84 hrs played (24 hrs at review)
Full disclosure: I'm not a racing guy. I'm not a car guy, even. My extent of car knowledge begins and ends at "vroom-vroom go that way."
But that's all you need to know for this game. I can tune the holy bejeezus out of a million sliders that mean absolutely nothing to me, or I can just equip a premade setting by someone who does and suddenly the vroom-vrooms are *better*. Not sure when to brake or start a turn? Easy, there's a friendly line. Follow the line, make less vroom-vrooms when it's red, everything's gravy. Don't have the reaction time to follow the line? You can slow the game down until it's at a pace where you can. Incredible.
You can be as serious as you want with it. Me, I'm taking my van that's dolled up to look like the Mystery Machine and ramping it off a volcano.
568 votes funny
76561198338776245
Recommended521 hrs played (127 hrs at review)
Player - Flying through the sky.
Anna - in 200 meters turn right.
558 votes funny
76561198349975316
Recommended231 hrs played (151 hrs at review)
i wanna be a racist when I grow up
488 votes funny
76561199028618118
Recommended116 hrs played (67 hrs at review)
Nobody will read my review, so I'll just say I'm gay
454 votes funny
76561198049724540
Recommended93 hrs played (33 hrs at review)
car go vroom
Pros:
- Wide variety of vehicles
- Variety of game modes
- AI difficulty slider
- Fun car designs and pretty extensive tuning
- Customizable real-life aspects (simulated damage if you like that)
- Customizable car mechanics such as ABS
Cons:
- Forced to be British
- Rendering/Online issues (team is working on it)
413 votes funny
76561198866817560
Recommended18 hrs played (16 hrs at review)
Just weebs with 144p anime tiddies pushing you off the road in online races. Then slamming into the wall, screaming spanish words into their Wish.com mic and quitting....
401 votes funny
76561199110702993
Recommended218 hrs played (15 hrs at review)
Learned more Spanish in a couple of hours than I did after 4 years of Spanish classes 10/10
386 votes funny
76561198365645494
Recommended24 hrs played (2 hrs at review)
This game has made me a professional racist
371 votes funny
76561198020114062
Recommended35 hrs played (9 hrs at review)
beat multiple hypercars with a DHL delivery van in a dragrace
10/10
369 votes funny
76561198314656600
Recommended18 hrs played (18 hrs at review)
graphics rival overwatch porn graphics. it's pretty good.
359 votes funny
76561199081019345
Recommended228 hrs played (53 hrs at review)
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321 votes funny
76561198075611031
Recommended126 hrs played (29 hrs at review)
Car look good
Engine go vroom vroom
Turbo go stutututu
Wheels go skrrrrttttttttt
319 votes funny
76561198060911983
Recommended262 hrs played (108 hrs at review)
use the walls to slow down
317 votes funny
76561198967681980
Recommended343 hrs played (58 hrs at review)
-People who enjoy the game without using exploits:
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⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼
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⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉
⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄⠀
313 votes funny
76561199100031611
Recommended392 hrs played (354 hrs at review)
i love to drink and drive but apperantly its illegal? so i go t this game bc my license was suspended and i decided to get some practice aand now i can drink and drive all day!!
310 votes funny
76561198449598745
Recommended49 hrs played (43 hrs at review)
nobody is gonna read this review so im just gonna say i like ladyboys
305 votes funny
76561198090375583
Recommended85 hrs played (57 hrs at review)
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301 votes funny
76561199224000568
Recommended126 hrs played (16 hrs at review)
⢸⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⡷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠢⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢸ Are you wasting my money again, son?
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⢸⠀⠀⠀⠇⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⢀⠧⠟⠁⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠸⣀⠀⠀⠈⢉⠟⠓⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢸
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢱⡖⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢸
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢺⠧⢄⣀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⢸⠀⠀⠀⣠⠃⢸⠀⠀⠈⠉⡽⠿⠯⡆⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
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⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
290 votes funny
76561198317538797
Recommended456 hrs played (235 hrs at review)
Thanks to this game I'll never get my drivers license.
277 votes funny
76561198817837138
Recommended73 hrs played (51 hrs at review)
please add car sex
256 votes funny
76561198014049802
Recommended74 hrs played (21 hrs at review)
0% realism
0% insurance costs
0% jail time
100% cringey dialogue
300% pure fun
255 votes funny
76561198100609197
Recommended117 hrs played (109 hrs at review)
Trying to become the best racist
233 votes funny














































































































































