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> Started the game > Jin speaks Japanese > Leroy speaks English > They understand each other Best game 10/10
923 votes funny
> Started the game > Jin speaks Japanese > Leroy speaks English > They understand each other Best game 10/10
923 votes funny
My headless limbless tumor brother can play this game! Very nice and Accessible! Also, the graphics are so good for a 2D game!
510 votes funny
Finally, the explosive 50 50 offensive mash heavy switch your brain off 2 hit game I have been waiting for. Jun is my main, I am having a great time in season 2, not spacing my buttons or even looking at my opponent. When I think my opponent thinks its their turn, I press the same panic button repeatedly and they fly up in the air like a candy wrapper caught in an up-draft. Also I love all the changes introduced in season 2. Steve needed to be more oppressive I always said, and Bryan totally needed a -12 on block Hellsweep in combination with his untouched combo damage to make people truly shit their pants. I think Bamco should add 'horror' to the tags. great game 10/10
381 votes funny
Kazuyas massive tits on the main menu
347 votes funny
genuinely good game held back by schizophrenic insane developers sent from hell
299 votes funny
you can take Reina's shoes off
299 votes funny
No one reads the reviews, so I will write that I am gay.
256 votes funny
No one will read this review, but Jack-8's screams make me feel ways I've never felt before.
241 votes funny
I always loved how everyone characters in Tekken can communicate with each other despite the language barrier.
226 votes funny
Come to Tekken, we have: - A pale Russian named "Sergei Dragunov" - A French man named "Chevalier" - A Peruvian woman whose whole shtick is coffee while her fighting style is consisted of hyper fast dodging and counter attack like an ADHD-infused maniac - A Bruce Lee lookalike named "Marshall Law" - German Tidus - Monegasque cat lady - Sweat & muscle tech - Hwoarang 🤝kick people into the stratosphere🤝 Shun Akiyama - American man named "Paul" - British man named "Steve" - Short purple haired waifu with malicious intent - Dynasty Warriors - Daddy issues - FIGHTING SHIRTLESS UNDER THE RAIN - People speaking in English, Japanese, Korean, Swedish, growl in tiger and bear's voices and somehow they still manage to understand each other (they read subtitles???)
223 votes funny
Since the game was announced, I'm a married man and have two kids. Now I'm going to neglect all of that to play Tekken 8 lol...😂😂😂 💪My training starts today, I will reach EVO finals and beat Arslan Ash...💪 Weapon of Choice: Xbox Series Controller
203 votes funny
> constant 50/50 with every character > dragunov and nina running the meta for 6 months straight > heat mode get out of jail free card yeah ive seen enough, nerf devil jin
197 votes funny
I'm a Mishima player I wake up today, went to the kitchen to eat something. My dad came in and said "good morning". Poor man. He doesn't play Mishima. He doesn't know how good it is wavedashing inf front of people. I just ignored him. If you can't EWGF, don't even talk to me. My niece ask me to watch her dance in school, but I can't, 'cause TMM is live on twitch. Time to watch high level Mishima. The stream is going fine, but he's demoted again because of some braindead Feng player spamming shit. The stream is off, so I decide to play some tekken and do the same fancy stuff I was watching, because, you know, I'm a Mishima player. It's a Lars. LUL. This shit will never beat me. I wavedash in front of him for 5 seconds and I know I'm in his head. I do the math and decide to hellsweep, then I do another and another. The best mixup it's the no mixup. Now he's ducking all the time and I'm doing mid shit. Two rounds in a row like this. Easy win. This guy is not worth playing again. Like I said, I wanted to play tekken, I want to fight another Mishima. Leo? No. Feng? LUL. No. Oh, now I get a Mishima. But it's Devil Jin. This guy wants easy mode Mishima, huh? But that's fine. At least, it's Tekken I lose the match because I don't have reliable mid pokes. i know in my heart that I'm better. I'm a Mishima player.
197 votes funny
'Oh, No! My Kung-Fu Master Grandpa Reincarnated As Purple-Haired Emo Girl And Now She's Challenging Me!' -A Light Novel Written by Katsuhiro Harada
150 votes funny
pls add sex on the game
144 votes funny
I'M NOT GONNA SUGARCOAT IT... IM HARD
140 votes funny
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. → ☆↓ ↘ ②
135 votes funny

I spent $105 dollars on this game and now it has a battlepass.

Clown react me please. I deserve it. I have a humiliation kink.

127 votes funny
Are you looking for a telephone booth fighter? Are you looking for a game with a small pool of powerful moves? Are you looking for a party game where you always feel like you can win? Look no further, this game is perfect for people who want all that and to always feel like they can win no matter how good your opponent is. You're a 50h Jimmy that just started and somehow got matched against a pro? Worry not, you still have a chance to win, and here's how: - Your opponent has much better space control than you? Just throw your range 5 homing mid that's plus on block and leaves you next to your opponent. There's nothing they can do about that move, so their space control doesn't matter. - Your opponent has much better defense than you? Just keep using your stance mixup between a high that's either a guard break or gives you so much advantage that you can just keep throwing the mixup over and over, or a mid that wall splats them or outright gives you a combo. No matter how good your opponent is at defense, nobody can guess correctly every time, just force enough coinflips and you'll have the win. - Your opponent is playing a character that you don't know how to deal with? Just look at your own character and you will know how to deal with their character. Do you have a running move that forces a stance mixup on the opponent? They have one too. Do you have powerful mixups that keep looping until your opponent guesses correctly? They have that too. Etc. - Your opponent side stepped your move? Must've been a bug, don't worry, that will be fixed in the next patch, Tekken 8 Season 2 is a 2D game, but because it's origin was in a 3D fighting game where movement was rewarded, there still are some bugs where the opponent might evade with a side step, but worry not, the developers are hard at work fixing that issue. - Your opponent is too far away and they keep evading your moves with backwards movement? Easy fix, just use your character's long range homing mid that's plus on block, instead of whatever that "space control" is supposed to be, we are playing Tekken 8 Season 2. Your character doesn't have one? Ah, must've been developer oversight, they will add one as soon as possible, but until then, find the best alternative, a long range mid that's safe, hard to step and will heat engage on hit, and it's also a heat launcher. That move will allow you to force your other mixups much easier because the opponent will be scared to do their keep out moves due to the range of your move.
116 votes funny
> Started the game > Jin speaks Japanese > Leroy speaks English > They understand each other Best game 10/10
115 votes funny
Better PVP than Destiny 2
103 votes funny
Welcome to Gambling 8, where everyone’s got 50/50 moves. Guess right? Cool, you’re chilling. But guess wrong? Hope you brought snacks, ’cause you’re getting combo’d until your future grandkids feel it. of course this game is good for your mental health
100 votes funny
It's not Mortal Kombat 1, its an actual complete game.
99 votes funny
I am going to refund this game. I payed for Ultimate Edition, thinking I will obviously have access to everything the game have to offer right? WRONG! There's still lots of customization that are locked behind, sit down for this one, in-game real money purchases! I payed for ultimate edition and they STILL don't even give you all the content for it, disgusting! I'm sticking to my TEKKEN 7 thank you very much.
98 votes funny
I hate this game.
92 votes funny

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