I know Activision gets a lot of hate, but personally, I don't think it gets enough.

Activision didn't finish the game so I'm not finishing this revi

Haven't played for two years. I want to go at it again. It was braindead experience but pleasant to let off steam after work. Tomorrow it will be the oposite. - Install 100Gb overnight - First launch. unskippable commercial for MW3 - Launcher needs updating - Ton of settings i could do myself later but ok - Have to login to activision - Due to update i need to restart game (first time running the game) - Have to link my Steam to activision - OK - Launch game "oh boy here it comes" - You have to add the phone number to STEAM account for whatever. I add the number - New autehnication launcher needs restarting. F************UCK. - Finally launches. Opens battle pass menu. - Want to buy a battle pass? NO! - Here are the rewards for battlepasses. I can't find the x from the battlepasses - FINALLY OPENS THE MENU. - Opens news. It takes me a full minute to figure out i was supposed to scroll to get to the warzone menu - But no it takes me to MW3 multiplayer. - Oh good here it is "Warzone" - Weird can't select anything but extraction. at this point i don't care. "click" - Launch call of duty MW2? What is this shit. maybe baseline for warzone - Opens MW2. Launcher needs updating, game will restart. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - Opens MW2. can't select anything because i didn't buy the game. d fuc?! - Close everything back to the warzone launcher. - IT FINALLY SHOWS THAT I DOWNLOADED SOME DMZ EXPANSION NEED 10 MORE GB TO LOAD ACTUAL WARZONE. - Writting this review while waiting for 10gb to download. I sank about an hour into this so i want to atleast shot a gun once. but i know I will delete it after a match. STAY AWAY, get the old MW and MW2, that was a simple and happy childhood, no wonder highschoolders these days bring weapons to school they certainly can't shoot anything in videogames.

I know Activision gets a lot of hate, but personally, I don't think it gets enough.

This game gave me: · Acne · AIDS · Allergies · Alice in Wonderland Syndrome (AIWS) · Alzheimer's disease · Anal abscesses · Anal Cancer · Anal Itching · Anal Tear · Anxiety disorders · Arthritis · Asthma · Astigmatism · Autism · Autoimmune diseases · Auto-Brewert syndrome · Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) · Autistic spectrum disorder (ASD) · Asbestosis · Bad breath · Bacterial vaginosis · Benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH) · Bipolar disorder · Body odors · Bone cancer · Bone placement disorder · Bowel cancer · Bloating · Brain cancer · Brain damage · Brain tumours · Bronchitis · Breast cancer · Candidacies · Cataracts · Carpel tunnel syndrome · Changes in bowel movements · Celiac disease · Cervical cancer · Chest infection · Chest pain · Chicken pox · Chlamydia · Chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS) · Chronic illness · Cold sores · Colon cancer · Coma · Congenital Insensitivity to Pain · Conjunctivitis · Constipation · Common cold · COPD · Cough · Crippling depression · Crohn's disease · Corona Virus · Cystic fibrosis · Dehydration · Dementia · Dementia · Dementia · Dementia · Dementia · Dementia · Dementia · Dementia · Dementia · Dementia · Dementia · Dementia · Dementia · Dementia · Dementia · Dementia · Dementia · diabetes · diarrhea · depression · down syndrome · Dry mouth · Earache · eating disorders · Ebola · eczema · endometriosis · Epilepsy · Erectile dysfunction · eye cancer · eye disorders · Fatigue · fibroids · fibromyalgia · Foreign Accent Syndrome · Farting · flu · food poisoning · Fungal nail infection · Gallbladder cancer · Gallstones · genital herpes · gonorrhea · Gum disease · Graves' disease · hallucinations · Hashimoto's thyroiditis · hay fever · Hearing loss · hepatitis A, B, C, D and E · herpes · high cholesterol · HIV · Hodgkin's disease · Human Werewolf Syndrome · Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome · HPV · hypertension · Immediate bowel syndrome · Indigestion · Ingrown toenail · Itching · Itchy bottom · Joint abnormalities · Kidney cancer · Kidney infection · Kidney stones · Leg cramps · Liver cancer · Liver disease · Lung cancer · Measles · Mesothelioma · Mouth cancer · Nasal and sinus cancer · Nosebleed · Obesity · Osteoporosis · Old man syndrome · Pancreatic cancer · Panic disorder · Parkinson's disease · Personality disorder · Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome · Prostate cancer · Radiation poisoning · Reactive arthritis · Restless legs syndrome · Walking Corpse Syndrome · Shingles · Shortness of breath · Skin cancer · Sore throat · Sugar cravings · Sunburn · Stiff Person Syndrome · Stoneman Syndrome · Stomach cancer · Stroke · Sexually transmitted diseases (STD's) · toenail fungus · Tuberculosis · T-posing syndrome · Urinary track infection · Vomit disorder · Whooping cough · Yellow fever · Yeast Infection

Never ask a man his salary, a woman her age, or a COD player why they play the game if they think it's trash. The response is a racial insult every time, This PSA requires a restart.

game has more bugs than the amazon rainforest

doesn't have sex :(

game is free and yet i still want a refund for my electricity

*Downloads game* Activision: "Change username because it is inappropriate" Me: *changes username* Activision: "We're sorry but you no longer have any rename tokens" Me: *can't play without changing username* Cool, guess I didn't wanna play this lol.

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Can't wait for this game to slowly eat all my disk space.

This game gave me: · Acne · AIDS · allergies · Alice in Wonderland Syndrome (AIWS) · Alzheimer's disease · anal abscesses · anal Cancer · anal Itching · anal Tear · anxiety disorders · arthritis · asthma · astigmatism · autism · autoimmune diseases · Auto-Brewert syndrome · Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) · Autistic spectrum disorder (ASD) · Asbestosis · bad breath · Bacterial vaginosis · benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH) · bipolar disorder · body odors · Bone cancer · bone placement disorder · Bowel cancer · bloating · brain cancer · brain damage · Brain tumours · Bronchitis · breast cancer · candidacies · cataracts · carpel tunnel syndrome · Changes in bowel movements · celiac disease · cervical cancer · Chest infection · Chest pain · chicken pox · Chlamydia · chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS) · chronic illness · cold sores · colon cancer · Coma · Congenital Insensitivity to Pain · Conjunctivitis · constipation · common cold · COPD · cough · crippling depression · Crohn's disease · Corona Virus · cystic fibrosis · Dehydration · dementia · diabetes · diarrhea · depression · down syndrome · Dry mouth · Earache · eating disorders · Ebola · eczema · endometriosis · Epilepsy · Erectile dysfunction · eye cancer · eye disorders · Fatigue · fibroids · fibromyalgia · Foreign Accent Syndrome · Farting · flu · food poisoning · Fungal nail infection · Gallbladder cancer · Gallstones · genital herpes · gonorrhea · Gum disease · Graves' disease · hallucinations · Hashimoto's thyroiditis · hay fever · Hearing loss · hepatitis A, B, C, D and E · herpes · high cholesterol · HIV · Hodgkin's disease · Human Werewolf Syndrome · Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome · HPV · hypertension · Immediate bowel syndrome · Indigestion · Ingrown toenail · Itching · Itchy bottom · Joint abnormalities · Kidney cancer · Kidney infection · Kidney stones · Leg cramps · Liver cancer · Liver disease · Lung cancer · Measles · Mesothelioma · Mouth cancer · Nasal and sinus cancer · Nosebleed · Obesity · Osteoporosis · Old man syndrome · Pancreatic cancer · Panic disorder · Parkinson's disease · Personality disorder · Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome · Prostate cancer · Radiation poisoning · Reactive arthritis · Restless legs syndrome · Walking Corpse Syndrome · Shingles · Shortness of breath · Skin cancer · Sore throat · Sugar cravings · Sunburn · Stiff Person Syndrome · Stoneman Syndrome · Stomach cancer · Stroke · Sexually transmitted diseases (STD's) · toenail fungus · Tuberculosis · T-posing syndrome · Urinary track infection · Vomit disorder · Whooping cough · Yellow fever · Yeast Infection

Nobody's gonna read this review, so I'll just say I'm gay

no one is going to read this so i have a tiny cock and my wife is going to leave me.

Before I played Call of Duty®: Warzone™ i had a small wee wee, no friends, no girlfriend, depression and absolutely no will to live. None of these things have changed, but the game is pretty bad.

this review requires a restart

this sh*t free i want my money back

Steps to get into Warzone: 1) Download 110 GB 2) Download 10 GB more 3) Start the game 4) Watch unskipable cutscense 5) Restart game because updates are required 6) Download another 70GB because it turns out you just downloaded BO6 7) Finally start Warzone and wait 5 Minutes for it to load 8) Windows network security popup for MW3 pops up 9) Click yes and wait 5 minutes - network popup is stuck 10) Force quit the launcher via Taskmanager 11) Restart Game 12) Start Warzone 13) Wait for shaders to precompile 14) Drop into game and have 0 fps because shaders are not precompiled 14) Quit

No one is Going to read this review so i want to confess that i am gay .

activision made some really cool changes in warzone 2.0! i really like the coraline-inspired 15 fps claymation art style they were going for. the 300ms servers work great to capture this effect. can't wait for the release of warzone 3.0 next year for even more improvements!!

• Downloaded the herroing 150GB. • Launched the game. • Game update requires restart. • Launched the game. • Unskippable cutscene. • Pre-Installing Shaders. • Gets stuck at 29% for 86 years. • Shaders are done. • Gets a battle pass shoved up my face which is also unskippable. • Gets an invite from a friend to play warzone. • Gets a promt to download an extra 56GB. • Gets invite again. • Failed to join session. • Gets a third invite. • Success. • Loads into the first game. • Teleports me under the ground and bugs out completely. • Gets killed by a sweaty aim assist child. • Loads into a new game. • Game freezes. • Needs to restart computer. • Uninstalls the game. • Writes this review. • Boots up BattleBit Remastered to get rid of this horrible experience.

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Welcome to Call of Duty®: Warzone™ 2.0, the massive free-to-play crashing simulator which now features the brand-new map, Loading Screen.™ Turn the Heat Off Attempt to join forces with your friends and be disappointed when you can't get into the game for more than an hour (if you're lucky!) Loot For Rewards Sike! Not gonna be able to loot anything when you have to verify the game files for the hundredth time (: Battle Across Epic Modes Drop into the all-new main menu to choose whether you want to verify the game files or send a crash report before the game closes. We're also gonna push our DLC on you as hard as possible despite the fact that the game itself is unplayable, so yeah, give us your money, idiot.

this game made my dog racist