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Split FictionSplit Fiction
Best waiting for wife simulator. 10/10 would wait again.
176 votes funny
Best waiting for wife simulator. 10/10 would wait again.
176 votes funny
Thanks for removing EA launcher , please continue this for future games also.
106 votes funny
Made me kiss the homie goodnight +1
77 votes funny
I am black and my wife is white. She ran around the entire first chapter hitting me with a whip and calling me the "n" word. It didn't get any better when the "colored character" as she calls her, turned into a monkey. We enjoy playing this game a lot. 10/10 would live like it's 1790 again.
55 votes funny
Plots twist and diverge Fiction splits, chaos takes hold Friendship lasts for now Great game so far, while testing my patience and sanity a bit. Always remember the wisdom of Dr Hakim: COL-LAB-OR-A-TION
48 votes funny
By far THE best couch co-op game ever made. It's packed with surprisingly fresh design for the industry. I bet this game will win GOTY 2025. Period.
42 votes funny
I've been playing Split Fiction the same way I play with myself- Solo and using both hands and a leg
42 votes funny
This is not online multiplayer. It is STRICTLY Co-op. I pre-purchased this game thinking there was some matchmaking feature. Don't get fooled. It's not online multiplayer. Kinda sucks that they'd reduce their player count for no reason.
36 votes funny
As a writer, I have to say with a heavy heart that this game is a prime example of what not to do when it comes to storytelling. There is no causality between the "scenes", and we go aimlessly from area to area. The characters intrinsically know what to do next and we are just strung along. Say it for the cheap seats: "Scene B" should be happening because of "scene A" and not after "scene A". As a result, the story feels lifeless, and the gameplay is only fun for so long. As the game progresses, the characters also lose more and more of their personality, which makes it incredibly difficult to emphasise with them. Zoe... just shut up. But hey, my partner really enjoyed playing this, and we will continue playing it. It's OK here and there, but that's it. No substance, no suspense, and no fun. If they want to keep players around, these game studios will need to step up their storytelling. So hire BETTER WRITERS.
29 votes funny
Finally! It's time to play on two controllers at the same time!
29 votes funny
Man there really is no studio like this one. You can tell how passionate they are for that co-op experience. No microtransactions, a Friend's Pass that lets someone play with you for free, and a track record of great games. They really understands what makes couch co-op special. It's so refreshing to see a studio that has a clear vision that prioritizes making great games instead of trying to nickel and dime their customers. God bless Hazelight for keeping co-op alive.
25 votes funny
Honest review by the review warlord: Art: 9.4/10 Polishness: 9.8/10 Gameplay: 9.4/10 Story: 6.3/10 Music/voice acting: 8.8/10 Overall: 9/10 The game is a genuine blast to play with someone and reminds you what a fun game feels like. It's very creative and also integrates other game genres with a twist. Every time I was surprised by the new mechanics and it didn't stagnate at all. The fact that you buy the game for two is very nice too. I hope to revisit the title some day, well done. Super R, X
24 votes funny
Great story, fun mechanics, solid sound design, the list goes on. Pretty much a beefed up version of it takes two, and it completely smashes it. 9/10 because I have to see the EA logo when I launch the game.
20 votes funny
no lesbian sex
19 votes funny
I really wanted to love this game and it's clear I'll be in the minority. But this games writing is ATROCIOUS. For a HEAVILY story based game, this writing feels like the first draft of an idea and not of really anything fleshed out. For comparison in It Takes Two, the different "worlds" are based around the foundation of Love, and in each world the characters work on that foundation or quality and the abilities they have in the world sort of reflect that. In A Way Out, the location are just the progression of their escape story, makes sense. In It Takes Two, there's also memorable NPC's both good ones that help you and ones you end up fighting against, as well as sections of the world you can interact with and play games and just mess around with items (which you can also do in A Way Out), there's just really great world building in general. And gradually through the story you get to learn a little more about the characters and they type of relation they currently have while also repairing it! HOWEVER, in Split Fiction, these character don't know each other, and for the most part we don't learn anything about them. We're halfway through the game and one character has just refused to share anything until just recently. The conversations the characters have between each other are more or less pointless banter or quippy nonsense. Other than that, one character refuses to talk about her life while the other repeats the same ONE thing about her life. As for the worlds, they're just, worlds. There's no well designed or memorable NPCS, and there was ZERO sections to interact with the world and use items or play games for fun until ONE area somewhere 6-7 hours in (and ONE interactive item every three hours does not count, there were way more interactive games/sections in the other games). Split Fiction has more or less been a fast paced terribly written linear story game, with just as much platforming as there is "falling from the sky scenes", and not a lot of puzzles. There's nothing to care about in the worlds and even less the characters you play as 😭. I used keyboard for previous games such as It Takes Two and A Way Out and I had minimal to no problems at all, but in this game its CONSTANT issues. Sure it's visually interesting but this story does not hook you or progress well at all like its previous successors. Edit: I also wanted to add the MOST confusing and terribly planned button prompt of a boss fight I have ever dealt with, me and my partner genuinely thought we were hard locked out of finishing the game. In one of the near end boss fights there's a button mashing prompt that shows up for both players. Spoilers While fighting Dark Mio, normal Mio hacks into her mind to help Zoe in the fight. HOWEVER when the killing prompt shows up for what I though was both characters working to kill Dark Mio from the outside and inside, is NOT the case. The Mio player MUST NOT do the prompt and ONLY Zoe must kill Dark Mio. Why show the prompt if the Mio Player is not to do anything? Why show Mio literally hacking into this characters mind and controlling it and have that NOT be the case in the finale killing? Doesn't make any sense. Not even story wise.
18 votes funny
---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☑ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☑ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☐ Old Fashioned ☑ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☑ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☑ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☑ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☑ Short (14hrs) ☐ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☑ 10
16 votes funny
A game finally worth $70 comes out and they give it away for $50 Inconceivable!
15 votes funny
I want to play on my own and not be forced or managed to partner up with someone. We all want to dip our toes in and explore the game before being forcibly committed to friends pass. I can only think that this is a highjack game to force players to spend real money on buying virtual ingame items. I'm going right back to delete Split Fiction.
15 votes funny
It's quite hard to believe a story about an evil company stealing ideas, when the ideas they're trying to steal are absolute dross.
14 votes funny
Hazelight are the kings of the gaming industry now. Sorry Rockstar. It Takes Two and now Split Fiction are the 2 greatest co-op games ever created. And one of the most creative, passionate, and innovative games OF ALL TIME. Absolute 10/10 perfection. And not only do Hazelight make the best games in the world, they are also very consumer friendly with their practices. So Ws all around.
13 votes funny
MAKE MY CONTROLLER CONNECT TO THE GAME PLEASE BROTHER
13 votes funny
Fair warning to anyone that gets motion sickness, this game has you upsidedown and sideways and spinning while platforming through moving environments. I'll probably pop some sickness meds before I play this next time. It Takes Two had a section or 2 that made me dizzy, but this game is pretty full on nauseating from pretty early on. Just a heads up.
12 votes funny
My wife and I adored It Takes Two, so we jumped into Split Fiction hoping for more magic. And wow! this game gets co-op. It has us laughing, yelling, and celebrating every little victory. The teamwork? Essential. The challenges? Just the right mix of fun and frustration. If you want a game that brings you closer, makes you laugh, and maybe tests your patience (just a little), play this. It’s a love story told in gameplay, and we couldn’t get enough. 10/10 - Absolutely worth the adventure!
11 votes funny
Split Fiction falls short of its predecessor in several key areas. The levels are short and overly easy, with the game's overall difficulty feeling toned down, making it more accessible but less challenging. The puzzles, much like the levels, are also easy and brief, requiring little more than basic thinking. The main characters are flat and uninteresting, lacking the depth that would make players care about their journey...I mean we went from a very compelling story of a divorcing couple to two jerk offs who want to be published but don't want their ideas stolen. This would be interesting if every idea/world didnt feel like chatgpt helped generate it because EVERY level feel so uninspired and almost like the devs want you to go "OOOO THATS A REFERENCE TO , which again would be fine if it wasn't so boring and bland. The side mini-games are forgettable, and the side story segments are a mixed bag for example, the magic castle, offer more engaging content, others feel like gimmicks. It seems as though the game is geared toward younger players or those new to gaming, prioritizing simplicity over depth or complexity. Overall, while it’s a light experience, it doesn’t quite live up to expectations for those looking for a more engaging or challenging adventure. I didn’t think the first game was super hard, but it was definitely more challenging, engaging, and interesting than this one. If you’re looking for something challenging or deep, this probably isn’t it. Honestly go play It Takes Two, its the only thing I actually wanted to play while playing this.
11 votes funny
I think it takes two of us to find a way out of this split fiction
11 votes funny

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