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THE FINALSTHE FINALS
great when on adderall otherwise good luck playing ranked without it. seems kids these days are either all on stims or started playing online fps in their mothers womb
1616 votes funny
great when on adderall otherwise good luck playing ranked without it. seems kids these days are either all on stims or started playing online fps in their mothers womb
1616 votes funny
Not all Chinese players are cheating. But if you find one who's cheating, they're absolutely Chinese.
1084 votes funny
I was too fat and slow to get to the top of the building to steal the vault, so I just brought the building down to me. 10/10 by far.
780 votes funny
At least you don't have to build an apartment complex to win in The Finals
722 votes funny
โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€ โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–€โ–ˆโ–€ โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€ โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–„ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆ โ–„โ–ˆโ–„ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–€ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆ โ–€โ–ˆโ–€ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆ โ–„โ–ˆโ–„ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆ
485 votes funny
Please, I can't sleep... I can hear someone is stealing my cashout There is invisible light, I can smell his sh!t I'm not crazy...
418 votes funny
Before I played THE FINALS i had a small wee wee, no friends, no girlfriend, depression and absolutely no will to live. None of these things have changed, but the game is pretty good.
396 votes funny
If this game was a man, I'll slurp that big fat thing up
328 votes funny
Nobody reads reviews, so I will say I am gay.
304 votes funny
My friend who I play CS 2 with said if I post a review on The Finals and it gets 300 likes and 150 Awards that he will buy me a RTX 4070 ti and 1 Kilo of Tangerine. So i`m just gonna leave this here. Help a brotha
285 votes funny
Until they region-lock the Chinese players, I'm not playing any longer.
256 votes funny
great when on adderall otherwise good luck playing ranked without it. seems kids these days are either all on stims or started playing online fps in their mothers womb
249 votes funny
Nobody will read my review, so I'll just say I'm gay
239 votes funny
update : My friend who i play the finals with say if i get 169 award he will buy Bank Rabbit Set for me help your brother im brok now Please, I can't sleep... I can hear someone is stealing my cashout
232 votes funny
Just played with my boys for 3 hours straight. Didn't win a damn thing. Had a great time anyway.
227 votes funny
For every like this review gets, I will consume 1 spoonful of Tabasco
207 votes funny
โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€ โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–€โ–ˆโ–€ โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€ โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–„ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆ โ–„โ–ˆโ–„ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–€ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆ โ–€โ–ˆโ–€ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆ โ–„โ–ˆโ–„ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆ
205 votes funny
Do i recommend playing The Finals? Yes...........yes..............yesyes.......... yesyes.....yes.....yes................yes.. yes....yes.yes....yes...................yes. yes.....yesyes....yes...................yes. yes.......yesye......yes................yes.. yes...........yes..............yesyes..........
202 votes funny
great when on adderall otherwise good luck playing ranked without it. seems kids these days are either all on stims or started playing online fps in their mothers womb
192 votes funny
great when on adderall otherwise good luck playing ranked without it. seems kids these days are either all on stims or started playing online fps in their mothers womb
170 votes funny
At least you don't have to build an apartment complex to win in THE FINALS.
143 votes funny
For every like this review gets, I will consume 1 spoonful of mayonnaise Also... โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€ โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–€โ–ˆโ–€ โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€ โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–„ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆ โ–„โ–ˆโ–„ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–€ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆ โ–€โ–ˆโ–€ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆ โ–„โ–ˆโ–„ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆ
143 votes funny
I want to recommend. This game is so much fun. Until cheaters... Nearly every match now. But the devs don't want to region lock China because it "is xenophobic". Region locking China has NOTHING TO DO WITH RACE. The Chinese culture does not see "cheating" as "cheating" like Western culture does. If you are smart enough to get a leg up on an opponent, then you deserve it. To them, it's intelligent, not cheating. Either stop giving BS excuses or stop being so damned sensitive. You could be black, white, brown, yellow, green, blue, purple, etc. - if you're born and raised in China you would have the same cultural stance. Let the cheaters play with cheaters; because to their culture there's nothing wrong with it. Stop MAKING US PLAY WITH THEM. --Edit: Hot damn, I cannot stress this enough: cultural differences exist. They're not wrong, they just exist. The Chinese "Art of War" cultural viewpoint isn't wrong. It's different. It's OKAY to respect the difference in cultures around the world while realizing it doesn't mesh with other cultures. This has nothing to do with race. Stop watering the word "racism" down, it means absolutely nothing now because it's been so overused. --Edit: The comments have been closed due to the respectful discussion devolving into an unhealthy place for both sides to angrily and inappropriately fight one another. For those of you that engaged in a really nice debate, both for and against me, thank you.
141 votes funny
great when on adderall otherwise good luck playing ranked without it. seems kids these days are either all on stims or started playing online fps in their mothers womb
139 votes funny
building go boom
131 votes funny

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