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Stick It to the StickmanStick It to the Stickman
Games a steal for only 5 dollars, + Pros 4 Game modes with 20 characters each game mode. (and even more to come.) Good replay value. Many moves and secrets. Awesome developer team. Many different playstyles to your liking. Many variations of enemies. (And even more to come.. again.) Hell, you can even port your demo save to the full game.. Local Co-op, so you don't need to buy another copy of the game. Many bosses to demolish with your unholy movesets. Combat feels nice when you fling a poor soul to the oblivion. And, this game was made with love. Oh yeah lastly, the soundtrack is awesome. - Cons. You have to get a job in the game. 0/10.
43 votes funny
Games a steal for only 5 dollars, + Pros 4 Game modes with 20 characters each game mode. (and even more to come.) Good replay value. Many moves and secrets. Awesome developer team. Many different playstyles to your liking. Many variations of enemies. (And even more to come.. again.) Hell, you can even port your demo save to the full game.. Local Co-op, so you don't need to buy another copy of the game. Many bosses to demolish with your unholy movesets. Combat feels nice when you fling a poor soul to the oblivion. And, this game was made with love. Oh yeah lastly, the soundtrack is awesome. - Cons. You have to get a job in the game. 0/10.
43 votes funny
im straight up sticking it. and by "it", haha well. lets justr say. the stickman
13 votes funny
I love the game but it's not optimised at all, like PLEASE OPTIMISE IT I CAN'T PLAY IT CAUSE MY PUTER IS BROKEN AND ALL I HAVE IS THIS SHITTY SCHOOL LAPTOP
9 votes funny
I injected myself with an unknown substance and then lit Bob from accounting on fire.
8 votes funny
The game is fun but they can't optimize a game to save their own life
8 votes funny
no sex :(
6 votes funny
Elden ring can run flawlessly on steam deck while this drops to sub 20 FPS at lowest settings
6 votes funny
Bad optimization right now. Some lvl are fun but once you unlock the pit fight it start to get really but REALLY BAD AND UNFUN. You have to choose capacity for the A.I that will fight for you against a boss but the A.I is so bad and some bosses are so strong and some of them are almost invicible to the point you cannot just progress at all because of that stupid A.I. A boss has already been nerfed 4 times and it's still impossible to beat this fucking level, what's the point ? Just delete it or allow the player to control this fucking character, why am i buying a game to see a stupid A.I playing for me ? Why do I have a fucking controller in my hands ?????
5 votes funny
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5 votes funny
I will likely change my review when this game is optimized but right now, my PC can run helldivers 2 at 30 FPS but it can't even load this game
5 votes funny
---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☑ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☑ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☑ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☑ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☑ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of ☑ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☑ 10
4 votes funny
How is this steamdeck verified already when it doesnt even stay at 30 frames? Most of the FPS range is 18-26 FPS at low settings with combat encounters staying around 18-20 FPS. You can use powertools for a little boost. But yeah this game is struggling on the steamdeck and i would wait for an update. the only reason this is getting good reviews b/c of hype. if any other company released this, they would get review bombed and cancelled lol. How is this verified while struggling to maintain 20 frames? it doesnt even run well on a laptop. I will change my review to a positive once it is running correctly on the steamdeck.
4 votes funny
This is the greatest game to release in 2025 ive been waiting years for this fantastic title to come out and it hasnt dissapointed so far! BUY THE GAMEEEEEE!!!!
4 votes funny
Quickly turns into a rage game. Gym sucks. Second fight heals for more damage than you can possibly do, teleports, and does 1/3 of your health per hit, unwinnable after multiple tries without getting extremely lucky. You have no control other than purchasing and ordering skills. Boring and annoying. Packages suck. Is there even a point to the timer thing? And there's like one package per section? Does delivering them actually do anything? I get enough credits without doing any of the objectives here, including completely skipping all fights, to buy whatever upgrades I could want, but I just skip them because there's no need for them. Getting run over by cars is dumb and annoying, especially when you just bounce on them while they drive down the road. Yay, thanks for making me have to wait longer to play the game. Ammo for skills is dumb. Especially without any way to select which skill you're using. When they run out, you don't get any replacement (for staple gun, let me pistol whip with it, at least. Paper airplane can do a slash attack, no damage but bleeds, idfk but good lord....) I get the physics deal, it adds to the game, but fix it so characters don't get stuck in doors/vents/windows or take it out.... I got stuck in an area because an enemy got stuck in an elevated window. They couldn't move and I couldn't attack, so I had to quit. Hopefully all of this is addressed - it's in early access so the Devs're still working out at least some things....
3 votes funny
I think this is a great game but the performance issues are absolutely awful. And can not believe the amount of positive reviews. I will happily change this once this performs up to its minimum requirements.
3 votes funny
Every Single Time I deliver a box in the enrichment center I noclip into the ground and softlock the game. if that is fixed, it would be a good game.
3 votes funny
awful performance runs at 22 fps at the top of the tower after the results screen appears the game freezes, plus very boring side missions tower mode is the best but it wears thin fast not sure about this it has its charm is rude funny a bit south park-ish but there needs alot of polish its so broken teleporting gets your character stuck too often head trapped unable to move at all sucks.... i want to like this but i cannot its so broken how on earth its overwhelmingly positive it must just be people being sheep. this game is so broken and un-optimised just like anger foot. even worse on steam deck unplayable 17 fps in the main city. how did this release like this.
2 votes funny
As an indie developer myself, I found this game truly inspiring. It’s not only fun but also filled with clever, light hearted critiques of today’s corporate culture. If you grew up spending time on Stickpage or have nostalgia for stickmen animations (pivot, adobe anims etc), you absolutely shouldn’t miss this one. Especially with the slow-mo ability, you really feel like the one versus all cool stickman. The same goes for anyone who enjoys roguelike games you’ll feel right at home here.
2 votes funny
The game in unplayable with a controller. I can't even type a name of a character (I have to force it with on-screen keyboard I turn on on my own) and after proceeding, I get black screen and the game crashes. In this state - 1/10.
2 votes funny
fun, but literally cannot run even on higher pcs. the framerate is HORRIBLE. im talking 10 frames. please devs, fix the game. please. edit: fuck this, im getting a refund.
2 votes funny
You remember those old animations where one op stickman would fight his way through hordes of other stickmen? Yeah this game is excactly that and i wouldnt have it any other way (also fyi Cage Fight is annoying AF) PS: BUY IT NOW THAT ITS CHEAP! INVEST INVEST INVEST!!!
2 votes funny
lick it to the dickman
2 votes funny
0/10 you have to get a j*b and go ou***de
2 votes funny
I'll show this lovely game to my coworkers, so they know how strong and hard my stick is. Recommended $100 + 16% taxes / 100.
2 votes funny
游戏定价不合理,只卖22 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here is the correct translation: The game ONLY sell for 22 CNY , which is unreasonable . That means : I hope a higher selling price can HELP developers recoup their costs.
2 votes funny

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