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Tiny GladeTiny Glade
I only wish there were chickens in this game. What's the point of putting up fencing if there aren't any chickens? What kind of glade doesn't have chickens? I feel like I'm missing out on ambient clucking as well. Looking forward to DLC (DownLoadable Chickens) to fill the egg-shaped hole in my heart.
1083 votes funny
I only wish there were chickens in this game. What's the point of putting up fencing if there aren't any chickens? What kind of glade doesn't have chickens? I feel like I'm missing out on ambient clucking as well. Looking forward to DLC (DownLoadable Chickens) to fill the egg-shaped hole in my heart.
1083 votes funny
Is the game broken? I couldn't find any microtransactions, and the game didn't even let me login. The buildings don't give any xp and the quest log is missing. I clicked the sheep a bunch of times but they wouldn't explode. My sims never left their home. I couldn't find the enemy base. There's no weapon customization. Why do I feel so serene...
1082 votes funny
Are you having a bad day? Your wife left you? Lost all your savings on Flop CryptoCoin? Well, buddy, guess what? Life’s about to turn around… because you just found the PERFECT game to escape your dumpster fire of a life! Introducing Tiny Glade, the ONLY game that turns your misery into whimsical, cozy vibes. Build castles, plant trees, and forget about the existential dread lurking just outside your door! Don’t wait, your therapist’s booked solid, and your cat’s judging you. Get Tiny Glade today on Steam and start rebuilding, one peaceful glade at a time. Tiny Glade: Because sometimes, pretending your life isn’t a mess is a game worth playing. ;)
295 votes funny
Pounce Light? I can't imagine a better DLC or sequel than "Tiny Cemetery". Do it for The Goths. Please.
82 votes funny
Very nice, calming. Uninstalled League of Legends and played this. Instantly my depression was treated.
80 votes funny
---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ I'm building my world! ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☑ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☑ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☑ Significant brain usage for decorating ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☑ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☑ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Very Short (Less than 1 hour) ☐ Short (1 to 5 hours) ☐ Average (5 to 10 hours) ☐ A Bit Long (10 to 20 Hours) ☐ Long (20 to 50 Hours) ☑ Might forget you have a life outside of this game ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ They could put double and I would still buy ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If you have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 0 ☐ 0,5 ☐ 1 ☐ 1,5 ☐ 2 ☐ 2,5 ☐ 3 ☐ 3,5 ☐ 4 ☐ 4.5 ☐ 5 ☐ 5.5 ☐ 6 ☐ 6.5 ☐ 7 ☐ 7,5 ☐ 8 ☐ 8,5 ☐ 9 ☐ 9,5 ☑ 10
78 votes funny
This game is a treat. Whoever designed the UI/UX, I love how your brain works. You have a sexy brain, a beautiful brain. The dev or devs are all sexy beautiful people.
58 votes funny
This is no game. This is a spiritual awakening. I'm a smol whimsical fairy architect building walls for my imaginary goat kingdom. Sometimes I build a tower just to cry under it. Thank you for making a game that cradles my inner child like ababy possum and puts my adhd in time out. I've never felt more emotionally stable while violently decorating imaginary fairy real estate at 2am.
51 votes funny
Sounds like a small can of air freshener, but Tiny Glade scratches the itch for creative design. One of the most charming and compelling tools I have used for a long time. Awesome work Pounce Light.
41 votes funny
---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☑ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☑ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☑ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☑ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☑ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☑ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☑ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☑ 9 ☐ 10
36 votes funny
I'm clueless, whats the objective this game? No Quest? I built a house and have been waiting, but nothing has happened.
33 votes funny
The first time you make something, you're going to make a little witch hut in the woods or something. Itll be small. Youll be proud of yourself. Then you'll go into the forums and go OH WHAT YOU CAN DO THAT and make the biggest castle with tons of details and crazy towers coming out of it. 10/10 I did lose multiple hours to this today.
31 votes funny
A stupid lesbian gifted me this game and i love it with all my heart.
25 votes funny
I am a 75 year old disabled man with not much to do. I came across this game by chance and gave it a try. The 11 hours is a moment. One thing I've enjoyed is being able to amble along making mistakes and finding neat ways to do things without any distracting input. I'm building my first little village following logical steps in regard to gov't, food, transport, population, industry, the whole nine yards, but keeping it in line with historical accuracy. I don't think I need speak further as to whether or not I enjoy and recommend this game.
21 votes funny
This is hands down the most POSITIVE game out there. If you’re looking for something that will not only entertain but also enrich your mind, this is it. I promise you, just get it and enjoy—it's an experience that will make you a wiser person. My IQ went up by 2% after playing, and I can’t recommend it enough. Prepare for some serious mental growth and endless fun. Thank me later.
17 votes funny
THIS GAME IS WAY TOO STRESSFUL
16 votes funny
I launched Tiny Glade to take a break. I have not returned. My family sends letters. I do not reply. I am busy making an archway that loops into itself like an architectural ouroboros. The vines told me to. There are no goals. No UI. No HUD. Just pure, uncut medieval chaos. I clicked once and a window formed. I clicked again and a tower emerged like a polite, mossy scream. I have constructed 47 courtyards. None of them lead anywhere. One exists solely to trap sunlight for my imaginary basil garden. I do not have basil. I do not care. The vision must be realized. There are sheep. They know things. Every time I place a fence, a piece of me returns to the soil. My left eye sees only cobblestone now. I named my right eyebrow “The East Gate.” I accidentally made a gazebo so beautiful that I cried and offered it a cracker. It declined. It has standards. If I ever escape this glade, I will be fluent in shrub. I will no longer respond to human names. I will answer only to “Lord Pergola, Keeper of the Vines.” 10/10. Tiny Glade is not a game. It is a gentle, moss-covered descent into whimsical madness. And I love it here
12 votes funny
This game made me too relaxed, and everytime i play it before i play Cyberpunk 2077, i no longer want to play a game with any violence i just want to drink tea and pet sheep and build them a little house. and then i go to sleep.
12 votes funny
Finished in 20 minutes, excellent idea but the game is completely devoid of content with minimal creation tools. I am disappointed.
12 votes funny
This is beautiful, zen, fun and very addictive. BUT I really wish there were more options. At the moment there are a couple of windows, doors, flowers, trees and lights to choose from. One type of main building, tower, wall, fence and dirt road. You can raise the terrain and you can place water. And you can make some adjustments to structures I just feel there could be a bit more to do with...everything And I think it is too expensive for what you get, so I refunded it and will reconsider buying it if more is added in the future, and/or there is a price reduction. Because over 14 euros for this is... a little bit greedy
11 votes funny
With no direction or goals, I couldnt even last a half hour.
11 votes funny
TINY GLADE IS HERE! the pros and cons! the graphics are beautiful! the controls are easy and fast to pick up! fun customisation and lodes of tools to mess around with! the camera and time of day are excellent! BUT the cons... i was so surprised how ''TINY'' the area you get to build in is.. you can build a pond with a house and then you have almost 70% filled the area?! you do get 4 different scenery options to choose from but wow. apart from the small area you get to play around with.. you definitely get your moneys worth and its alot of fun. just so disappointing of the Tiny area you get. i guess i should have expected it from the name! overall a beautiful game. Highly recommend!
10 votes funny
Tiny Glade is basically Minecraft’s chill cousin who forgot how to fight. Building then ....click on the flying sheep then building some more .....click again on the flying sheep Its so much fun it helps me sleep on my chair everytime 10/10 LET THERE BE PEACE AND HARMONY
8 votes funny
I can't play it on Mac OS.
8 votes funny
there are no zombies or nukes 0/10
7 votes funny

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