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Heroes & GeneralsHeroes & Generals
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Recommended104 hrs played (99 hrs at review)
Apr 21, 2015
dev banned me. thought i cheat. never cheated. best compliment ever. 11/10
1024 votes funny
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Recommended104 hrs played (99 hrs at review)
Apr 21, 2015
dev banned me. thought i cheat. never cheated. best compliment ever. 11/10
1024 votes funny
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Not Recommended5 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
Aug 8, 2015
This review is only available at level 5.
957 votes funny
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Not Recommended1321 hrs played (795 hrs at review)
Jul 8, 2015
Finally got my first heavy tank.
892 votes funny
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Recommended167 hrs played (132 hrs at review)
Apr 18, 2016
- Drove in a truck in the middle of the battlefield - Enemy truck incoming - Drives next to me - I horned - He horned 10/10
806 votes funny
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Recommended122 hrs played (81 hrs at review)
Apr 29, 2015
โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘ โ–โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ•โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•โ•โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–Œโ–Œ โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œ โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆโ–‘โ–Œโ–Œ โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–€โ–โ–โ–‘ โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ•โ•โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–Œโ–€โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„ โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ•”โ•—โ•‘โ–‘โ•”โ•โ•—โ–‘โ•โ•ฆโ•โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•”โ•—โ–‘โ–‘โ•”โ•โ•—โ–‘โ•ฆโ•โ•—โ–‘ โ–‘โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘โ–‘โ•‘โ–‘โ•‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ• โ•ฉโ•—โ–‘โ• โ•โ•ฃโ–‘โ•‘โ–‘โ•‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ•‘โ•šโ•โ–‘โ•šโ•โ•โ–‘โ–‘โ•‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ•โ•โ–‘โ•‘โ–‘โ•‘โ–‘โ•ฉโ•โ•โ–‘
673 votes funny
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Not Recommended97 hrs played (93 hrs at review)
Sep 1, 2016
"Your grenade is damaged, please pay to repair it."
440 votes funny
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Not Recommended12 hrs played (12 hrs at review)
Apr 3, 2015
Do you want to be spawn camped consistently? Do you want to be spawn camped by tanks constistently? Do you want to be spawnkilled by tanks that are cheaper to buy than anti tank rocket launchers that everyone cant afford so you are forced into a deeper cycle of spawnkilling and hatred? Do you want to actually be able to blow up these spawn camping tank but be stopped before you pull the trigger by bullets fired in every direction by max level snipers in ghillie suits inside bushes? Do you want to smack someone with a shovel from behind three times only to have them do a 360 no scope and blow out your brains while you wonder what the **** is wrong with your shovel? Do you want to read the longest run on sentence you've ever read before? You don't, right?
438 votes funny
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Recommended0 hrs played
Jan 6, 2019
i beat my wife
341 votes funny
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Recommended97 hrs played (95 hrs at review)
Apr 7, 2015
I love this game. I hate this game. I love this game. I hate this game. I love this game. I hate this game. I love this game. I hate this game. You'll understand if you play it.
333 votes funny
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Not Recommended133 hrs played (127 hrs at review)
Jun 2, 2015
- Installing the game - Played 133 Hours - Spend 40/50โ‚ฌ in items & subscription (to support devs team) - Stop playing (4 monts) because IRL - Try to reconnect, password failed - Try to recover password, failed - Mail at support ... 8 Days for answer Support Answer (short version) ?

you made a typo in your email address (Gmmail.com with 2Ms ). If you no longer know your password, you can not retrieve it. See you soon on the battlefield !

So it's like ... Thank you for your money, and now back off ! Game removed succesfully ! -------------------------- EDIT: Few people doubt about what i say, so that's some proofs (screen captures)... My mail to the support how i dscribed my problem (23 May 2015) Answer from the support (1 June 2015) I hid my private information and I 've highlighted the significant passages ... PS. English is not my native language, so my grammar is not very good !
330 votes funny
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Recommended41 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
Mar 10, 2015
Ability to ride a bike in the battlefield 10/10
319 votes funny
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Not Recommended7 hrs played (3 hrs at review)
Jul 28, 2015
*Throws a grenade* Damn 1200 credits to repair it
274 votes funny
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Recommended0 hrs played
Dec 15, 2018
bicycle simulator
249 votes funny
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Not Recommended1 hrs played
Feb 23, 2015
So I downloaded this game to test it out, but it just popped up code 35 and when I looked up what code 35 was turns out it is a ban for cheaters EVEN THOUGH I NEVER PLAYED THE GAME
223 votes funny
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Recommended345 hrs played (313 hrs at review)
Oct 1, 2020
Impressively bad
203 votes funny
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Recommended1555 hrs played (1147 hrs at review)
Dec 10, 2018
---{Graphics}--- โ˜ You forget what reality is โ˜ Beautiful โ˜ Good โ˜‘ Decent โ˜ Bad โ˜ Donโ€˜t look too long at it โ˜ Paint.exe ---{Gameplay}--- โ˜ Very good โ˜‘ Good โ˜ Itโ€˜s just gameplay โ˜ Mehh โ˜ Starring at walls is better โ˜ Just donโ€˜t ---{Audio}--- โ˜ Eargasm โ˜ Very good โ˜ Good โ˜‘ Not too bad โ˜ Bad โ˜ Earrape ---{Audience}--- โ˜ Kids โ˜ Teens โ˜ Adults โ˜‘ Human ---{PC Requirements}--- โ˜ Check if you can run paint โ˜ Potato โ˜‘ Decent โ˜ Fast โ˜ Rich boiiiiii โ˜ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{Difficulity}--- โ˜ Just press โ€šAโ€˜ โ˜ Easy โ˜ Significant brain usage โ˜‘ Easy to learn / Hard to master โ˜ Difficult โ˜ Dark Souls ---{Grind}--- โ˜ Nothing to grind โ˜ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks โ˜ Isnt necessary to progress โ˜‘ Average grind level โ˜ Too much grind โ˜ Youโ€˜ll need a second live for grinding ---{Story}--- โ˜‘ Story? โ˜ Text or Audio floating around โ˜ Average โ˜ Good โ˜ Lovley โ˜ Itโ€˜ll replace your life ---{Game Time}--- โ˜ Long enough for a cup of coffee โ˜ Short โ˜ Average โ˜‘ Long โ˜ To infinity and beyond ---{Price}--- โ˜‘ Itโ€™s free! โ˜ Worth the price โ˜ If u have some spare money left โ˜ Not recommended โ˜ You could also just burn your money ---{Bugs}--- โ˜ Never heard of โ˜ Minor bugs โ˜‘ Can get annoying โ˜ ARK: Survival Evolved โ˜ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs Amazing Game.
203 votes funny
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Not Recommended32 hrs played (32 hrs at review)
Jun 4, 2015
DO NOT - DO NOT - DO NOT INSTALL THIS GAME. Even if you're playing with friends. Even if you want to spend money on it. DO NOT DO IT. This kind of game CANNOT BE SUPPORTED. With the latest patch, people who do not outright buy weapons and equipment have to grind 300-400% longer for their gear. You need thousands upon thousands of hours to buy the equipment needed to even compete in this game now. Reto, the company who develops this game, admits their intention to make it impossible to get gear other than to spend money on it and offer NO EXPLANATION OR JUSTIFICATION outside of that. They are basically admitting to treating the majority of their consumers like dirt and are not even trying to shy away from that fact. They know it, they know that we know it, but all they care about is $$$. Basically, the biggest slap in the face you can imagine. Not even EA can match this level of dastardly. This kind of behavior is unacceptable and other developers needs to know this kind of attitude towards customers and consumers is UNACCEPTABLE. This game NEEDS TO DIE in order to get that message through. Please rate my review positively in order to get more visibility.
200 votes funny
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Recommended4 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
May 18, 2015
You can ride a bicycle to the front. 10/10 -IGN
197 votes funny
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Recommended11 hrs played (11 hrs at review)
Jul 5, 2020
my wife left me
193 votes funny
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Recommended14 hrs played
Apr 23, 2015
I beat a sniper in the head with a spade and then got blown up by a tank
183 votes funny
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Recommended20 hrs played (7 hrs at review)
Jan 29, 2015
I blew up a fighter plane with a M1 Garand across the map. 70005959/37423 would break the laws of gravity again.
172 votes funny
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Not Recommended333 hrs played (312 hrs at review)
Apr 12, 2018
Thankfully it's free to uninstall.
169 votes funny
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Not Recommended41 hrs played (26 hrs at review)
Mar 30, 2019
An absolutely atrocious pay2win game that was perfect in the beta, now it's shittier than Amy Schumer's jokes.
160 votes funny
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Recommended4 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
Feb 14, 2018
you can ride a trusty bicycle to battle with a bell that strikes fear into the heart of your enemies
157 votes funny
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Recommended3 hrs played (2 hrs at review)
May 27, 2015
Nothing looks more intimidating than two men riding a bicycle together.
151 votes funny

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