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American Truck SimulatorAmerican Truck Simulator
Half hour in and haven't been shot by cops yet. 10/10 but little bit unrealistic
2010 votes funny
Half hour in and haven't been shot by cops yet. 10/10 but little bit unrealistic
2010 votes funny
My dad has 35 years of trucking experience. When he watches me park the trailer in difficult spots, he gets really angry at me not being able to park the trailer. 10/10 would troll my dad again.
1324 votes funny
Played for 2 hours and didn't see a McDonalds. 10/10 Would drive through a healthy America again.
1053 votes funny
I used to work at Wal-Mart and I was the second shift ICS supervisor. Unloading trucks all evening. I spent $15 and bought American Truck Simulator I downloaded the Real Company Logo Mod from steam workshop. I picked a freight market Job working for Wal-Mart. I picked up a Wal-Mart trailer that consisted of delivering Frozen Foods. I drove it into on-coming traffic so the rest of the world can feel my pain. 11/10 would Avenge my past again.
1009 votes funny
Travelling on a rural highway AI passes in front of me Honks horn at him Phone buzzes Looks down at phone Looks back at screen AI in front of me stopped at a railroad crossing Crashes into him Instantly gets 100% damage on trailer Cries 11/10 Teaches gr8 message about not texting and driving
745 votes funny
The game is unrealistic; it's raining in California.
701 votes funny
Paid $86,000 in fines in 3 days. Would help USA economy again 10/10
673 votes funny
What if you awoke one morning to find yourself inside a truck? What if you woke up in that truck and from that moment on you were never hungry again? Well sure, that would be interesting, but, you'd still want to eat, right? You might reach for the handle to let yourself out of the truck, but the door doesn't open. You try the other door with similar results. One day you woke up inside a truck, and now that truck is your home, your prison for the rest of your life. The truck will be your tomb when you die. How would you react to that fate? Would you panic? Would you go mad? Would you run the truck off a cliff, would you rather die than endure that grim reality? Would you risk Hell to escape Arizona? Or would you go to work? American Truck Simulator tells the tale of a person trapped inside a truck, which is itself trapped in the southwestern United States. You may drive anywhere you wish, but you may never exit your truck. There is an option to work jobs carrying freight around to earn money, although all this money can be used for is buying more trucks and garages. You can't buy food. You can't go out on a date with someone. You can't sleep in a bed. You can't speak to your family. You can't signal for help. Your only means of interacting with the world outside the cabin of your truck is by driving and moving things from one place to another. The more you drive, the more the desert landscape begins to resemble an alien world. As far as you're concerned, Nevada may as well be Mars. It might be just outside your window but you'll never be able to set foot on that dusty orange soil. You belong to the truck now. You're just a part of the truck. You can't remember the taste of food, but the truck keeps you alive, somehow. And every time you stop for gas, every gas station taunts you with its disgusting, mouth-watering gas station food. That food you will never taste again. That love you'll never see again. That life you'll never have again. The bell dings, the tank is full. How long would you have to drive, before you forgot? How many miles of highway do you have to burn before you've burned away the person you used to be? Would you surrender to the truck? Would you be the best truck driver you could be? Would you build a trucking empire from the confines of your diesel-powered oubliette? Would you become a job provider, enriching the community for all the normal, regular people from whom you are now permanently isolated? Maybe they would even try to find a way to get you out of the truck. They wouldn't succeed, because the truck needs you now. The truck needed you so it could become alive. The truck lives through you. You are host to a giant, steel parasite, a mechanical macrovirus that can only live by stealing life from the living. And now that it is alive, it desires to persist. You couldn't drive off a cliff if you wanted to, because now, you don't want to. Now you are thinking for two, and one of you really just wants you to drive around and deliver freight. Now you wouldn't dream of driving off a cliff. And dream you do, though the truck may quell your hunger and thirst, it does not rob you of your need to sleep. The truck wants to dream, too. The dreams are exciting and strange, frightening and exhilarating, but the details always escape your mind moments after you awake. With each passing slumber, the memories of the life you used to have make you feel more alive than ever. Yes, you had a normal, mundane existence before the truck, because you are alive. The very thought that you are alive fills you with excitement. Alive, finally, ready to drive all over this beautiful country. Everything you see through your windshield looks new again, every color is brighter, richer, younger. This is life! There's a whole world out there, waiting to be discovered. There's folks out there, good, honest, American folks who need things transported, and you're the biomechanical lichenous organism that's going to do the job. Not for the glory, not for the money, but because you love your fellow American living things. If you had a way to communicate with your parents, you know they would be proud of you. Not just for being alive, but for being the best truck-driver symbiont you could be. Even so, they'll go the rest of their lives thinking that you were dead. Ironic, when this is the most alive you've ever felt! Ah, life. Life is just, better, in a truck.
528 votes funny
AI is terrible and doesn't know how to drive. Just like real drivers.
511 votes funny
>be me, 31 years old chinese driver >driving on a highway >like no traffic, straight forward, no bend >lone police car in front of me >police stops immediately with no reason >i bump into police car and had to pay 1600$ >mfw this game is the best murica simulation i have ever played
460 votes funny
Headlight Usage Ticket while in a parking lot, engine off: $700 Three mph over the limit because you just reached a speed zone: $1000 Prius rams into your trailer when you're turning with right-of-way: $900 Being able to safely drive drunk and pretend you know anything about trucks: priceless.
384 votes funny
My speeding tickets make up over 70% of the United States economy
379 votes funny
>Game comes out early >Bought the game at full price >Opened it up >Made user - President Trump @ Pepe's Dank Transco >Tries first route >Nails the 90xp advanced parking because fuck noobs >Tries another route >Gets on I-15 >Goes 90MPH on I-15 >Dumbass minivan pulls into the fastlane at 55 >Plow him the fuck over >Get fined >Do it agin because fuck soccer moms >Make America Great Again >Switch camera angles to see how badass my truck is >Accidentally use my wheel to throw truck off the interstate at 90 >Slam into tree and get 90% damage >Deliver load >Loose 5500XP >TRUMPDADDY2k16 10/10 - I did this in 20 minutes. Bought 3 more copies for my brother and 2 friends.
344 votes funny
I was going about 100 mph on a freeway and had a school bus spawn literally right in front of me. The kids on that bus are now with God and my truck is too. 10/10 game honestly.
299 votes funny
> Started game, chose white driver > Texted while driving > Almost rammed a cop > He didn't pull me over 10/10 for realism
293 votes funny
i drive exclusively on the shoulder at full speed to avoid speeding tickets
279 votes funny
The AI for the traffic is so realistic, they actively cut you off and make you pay for the damages.
262 votes funny
what the f*ck is a kilometer
258 votes funny
Disappointing lack of lot lizards, otherwise amazing game.
256 votes funny
It's past 8 at night, and I'm hitting the interstate at 55, right between Bakers to Fresno on my newly bought Volvo, and then suddenly "Life Is A Highway" by Flatts played on the live radio. Darn it felt good. It felt amazing. Then I got home and played American Truck Simulator. 11/10
240 votes funny
*Spends half a day doing company jobs to pay for W900* *Buys W900, then paints it a more AMERICAN Appropriate color.* *Tries to make America Great Again by doing 90 MPH on the Interstate whilst listening to Hotel California on max volume* *Flips truck on off-ramp* *But it looked patriotic as fuck* *Got towed by patriotism* 11/10 would make the Off-Ramp American again
234 votes funny
Take your headphones off when you launch the game.
231 votes funny
Needs hookers at the truck stop but apart from that it's an accurate sim. 9.9/10
225 votes funny
Best played drunk
210 votes funny
i have been arrested and charged with tax fraud
210 votes funny

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