Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday... and right now, you can watch your friends die, then clean up the mess with cute little slimes.

Honestly so fun and cute and fun to goon to the goblin maids

Upon writing this I see that I am in the minority. But I just didn’t like this game. I’ve played other cleaner games and enjoyed them so I’m familiar with the concept and was hoping I’d enjoy this one. If I enjoyed it enough maybe I could play with my brother or wife but, i was bored. The game has almost no writing and no dialogue. No funny jokes or charm to it at all. It has no premise, no plot, no ideas, no originality, no creativity because it doesn’t offer anything new or original. I guess the most innovative thing they had here was the way you clean. You stab a slime with a pitchfork like thing and use the slimes to clean up the messes. But all the blood looks the exact same. All the furniture looks the exact same. All the meat chunks look the exact same. And after an hour of doing the exact same thing over and over and over and over again I started wondering why the hell I was even here. The game’s super stable. It doesn’t look awful. And tbf the gameplay isn’t actually that bad. But this game is too early for early access. If they had released this as a demo I’d have given it a glowing review. But charging me 20 dollars for a game with so little within just irks me. I can’t really find a single reason to justify that pricetag tbh. Now perhaps this was due to me playing alone but if thats the case maybe they should have added a disclaimer saying “game is meant to be played with 2 or more people”. Maybe then I’d have given it a bit more slack. Who knows what it would be like with friends but for me, solo, as a solo experience, I was just bored out of my mind. No laughs, no smiles, no chuckles or guffaws. I was just bored. My recommendation is to wait 6 months and see if they introduce any significant updates. The game has no voice acting, no dialogue, boring level designs, repetitive gameplay, crappy tutorial, and a distinct lack of charm or humor which it could have had to create a charming funny little masterpiece. Instead, I was disappointed and not willing to traverse one second longer down this rabbit hole. If you’d like a more in-depth at the gameplay with some more in-depth information then I encourage you to check out the youtube video on my channel (link below). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwCAjFuMqC4 Otherwise, thanks so much for reading and I hope I managed to help some of you out there spend your money wisely.

Can chase friends around with a chest that kills people which in turn creates more mess than you originally started with 100/10

The game is horribly unfinished with gamebreaking desync issues and just the pain of trying to fit furniture through doors for 5 minutes per level.

GOON WHILE CLEANING AS YOUR ANIME GOBLIN WAIFU THEN CLEAN UP YOUR GOONY MESS! 10/10 GAMEPLAY

I've been following the game from early development in kickstarter and played some of the betas here and there, with that in mind and considering it just came out in early access, it has some good and bad points Good points: - Graphically pleasing - Simple controls - Each level takes less than 2hrs if you want to take your time - Content is obtainable through gameplay alone Bad points: - Currently presents several bugs that force you to restart the level - Desync in mp sometimes - VFX and SFX issues that, although not game breaking, can be annoying depending on how you play So keep those in mind before you get it at this stage but I hav eno reason to believe the devs won't improve quality, so definitely a game you can enjoy alone or with friends once you get past the bad points so make sure to keep an eye out for it if you don't want to deal with the early stages of the game

Immersive Waifu Simulator Experience!

this is fun, I wish I had friends :D

This game is pretty cool and i like it a lot. I play it with a mate and together it makes even more fun. 11/10

It's cute, its charming, its fun, and I can buy cat ears and a tail. Goblin for Life!

I ate my friends with a mimic and chased them around 11/10 Also there's a cat <3

Low quality game. Full of stutters and bugs. A long and boring gameplay loop. Backed by a sexualized maid-orc main character to sell this product. Everything looks bad.

It is neat, I like this theme and the trap ideas and I think a lot of people will like it, but to me it is kinda boring compared to the other cleaning games. It doesn't feel like cleaning to me. I am just a hot elf who is there to clean and I can't turn my brain off to clean when I keep hearing the sound of my heels and cat meows. It doesn't scratch that itch that other cleaning games do. Mostly feels like a kids game with the copy and paste simple blood stains and simple body parts. Just didn't give off the dopamine of wanting to progress or give off the since of challenge. Also everything is too dam shiny

love the cute goblin customization in early access: really hope even more unlockable faces, outfits, and hairstyles get added. my friend got smushed by a trap, went to clean up the smushed guts, got smushed myself. respawned, tried to clean up *my own guts*, died again. 11/10 highly recommend

Fun and enjoyable, would recommend. Did come across one or two bugs that will get ironed out in the long run that halted our 100% run such as meat chunks getting out of the map somehow or crashing from an MP game and not being able to join back without the host restarting but if you can ignore little bugs like that there is potential.

Had a ton of fun in the demo, and glad to see it at release with some cool changes, best with friends!

Played this game through when it was just a demo, and I love the changes I've seen so far. Customization is great! While it's clearly meant for multiple players to screw around with each other, it's completely playable and enjoyable as a solo player. All in all, it has two great points for me: it's a casual clean up game, AND it has a nice medieval theme that works well. I'm excited to see what changes will occur. All the same, if I'm not allowed to pet the cat in the completed game I WILL be changing to a negative review.

I played hours of the demo before the release of the early access and I can honestly say this games worth it! You get to chat and clean with friends while avoiding possible death. A very fun game that can be played solo or with friends! I like games that let you customize your character without any micro-transactions and this is def one of those games. There is in game currency you get while cleaning and doing objectives, this lets you get items from the shop for your characters look. Overall I look forward to see what's to come in future updates!

It's a lot of fun with friends, it has some minor issues but it still has an amazing potential to become something even more amazing

I like it, its realxing with a few tricky thing and alot of Fun.

Played the demo with friends and now played the early access version. Honestly I'm not disappointed at all, its cute and satisfying to play, while not being too easy with the challenges it offers. I'd recommend playing this game with friends 100%, or even using it to make new friends!

Nice relaxing game to play with friends and a loved one, great for after work or need some time to destress. I highly recommend. Also great for the price!!!!

Its is such an amazing game so relaxing silly and goofy it is funny too just sprint around the corner and get eaten by a mimic :3

I love it so much!! i only have 1 problem, i NEED a way to disable the XP counter, it is so annoying to see it pop up for every single thing i do! also i would like to hide the level challenges, the user interface is too overcrowded for my taste, putting that aside im really enjoying this game.