You can do everything you can't do in real life, like casting magic and talking to girls

Triss Merigold makes this game awesome.

I really enjoy having FUN with Triss. She has a very hot TEMPER and some incredibly firm BELIEFS. But I can always find a way to pound my big IDEAS ... ... into her exquisitely beautiful MIND.

His beard grows. In real time. BEARD. GROWS. Oh, and there's a vast, beautiful, open world to explore, stuffed with interesting sidequests and amazing graphics, but who cares about that?

-riding on my horse -pack of wolves start chasing me -runs through small village to lose them -wolves start attacking villagers -damn -have to save villagers -kills wolves, saves village -checks if kid who got attacked is ok -kid tells me to piss off 11/10

Over 1000 hours and I still don't know how to play Gwent.

Just saw 2 rabbits having sex. 10/10

Never heard of The Witcher Bought it Prerelease cause of the hype Played it. Loved it. Cry in bed because I finished it. Played it again. Addicted. In Therapy at the moment. They say i will never be happy again. Go Buy It. Now.

It's strange how the main game, Gwent, is hidden in some kind of wierd story-driven RPG. The RPG is okay too I guess.

When you finish this game, it feels like you've broken up with a girl.

It's like Skyrim with guns, without guns.

Day 1 Review: Pros - No crashes - Beautiful graphics (seriously) - Runs smooth on a mid-range machine - Top-notch atmosphere Cons - I haven't seen boobs yet *Actual Initial Impressions* (will continue to update) Relevant Specs: i7 2600k @ 4.4GHz GTX 680 w/ 4GB RAM 8GB RAM Windows 8.1 Actual Pros: - Performance on my system has been better than expected (50-60fps @ 1080p). I am running postprocessing and the majority of the graphics options on HIGH. I have the hair-effect turned off as it does degrade my FPS. - The world feels alive. From the wind blowing through the trees, to the dynamic weather system, to the wild life running through the forest, nothing stands out as generic or as an asset that was placed into the world without thought. The first two areas are more organic than any other game I have personally played. - The side-quests are varied and offer up much more than fetch this or kill that. Many are investigation based and require multiple steps to complete. - The UI has taken a MASSIVE step forward from The Witcher 2. What was once a clunky mess is now fairly intuitive and streamlined. There is room for improvement, but clearly the developers have learned from their past mistakes. - The graphics are beautiful, but please don't expect a fully modded Skyrim or iCEnhancer GTA4 level of detail. Again, the developers seemed to be more concerned with making a world that feels organic and vivid than throwing 24k textures on everything. It's the art, color, and texture cohesion that really makes the graphics standout from other titles. - The dialogue and voice acting are on par or better than most action RPGs I have recently played. I have yet to encounter two NPCs that I felt were using the same voice actor. The only generic voice in the game is probably the protagonist, but that is by design. - I have not encountered any bugs worth mentioning. Zero crashes and no broken quests is impressive for any game when compared to other recent major releases. Actual Cons: - While the soundtrack and game ambiance are very well done, the game suffers from sound balancing issues. For example, at certain times the sound level of voices will be much lower than everything else in the world, forcing you to read the subtitles. - There is an overuse of "stage setting" mini-cinematics, especially if you play in short bursts and load often. There should be an option to skip these and instead be able to read the suggestion text during a loading screen. - Level progression has been quite slow which has forced me to back-pedal a bit from the main quest to play catch-up. This may be by design, but placing you into an area that is for level 7+ while you are only level 3 isn't the best choice IMHO. Bottom Line: I will continue to play The Witcher 3 for the foreseeable future. It offers a blend of DA:I and Skyrim-esque gameplay with it's own unique lore, dynamism, and atmosphere that is truly enjoyable. Please feel free to ask any specific questions in the comments and I will do my best to answer them.

This porno has a nice monster-hunting minigame. Best $60 I ever spent on porno.

Toss a coin to your witcher

Stop checking negative review just buy the dam game

-Come across a small settlement -See's bandits robbing the people living there -Decides to help by killing the bandits -Peasants call me a freak and join up with the bandits to attack me -Have to kill everyone now 11/10 would save more peasants.

Rockstar told me i couldn't ride a horse on PC. Well, look at me now.

Before I played: ＼＼ ＿ 　　 ＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 　　　 <　⌒ヽ 　　　/ 　 へ＼ 　　 /　　/　＼＼ 　　 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽ_つ 　　/　/ 　 /　/| 　(　(ヽ 　|　|、＼ 　| 丿 ＼ ⌒) 　| |　　) / `ノ )　　Lﾉ After I played: ／ﾌﾌ 　　　　　　 　ム｀ヽ / ノ) 　）　ヽ / ｜　　( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）ノ⌒（ゝ._,ノ /　ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく　 ＼　／ 丶＿ ノ ｡　　 ノ､　｡|/ 　　 `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーﾉ 　　　 丶 ￣ _人'彡)

I forgot about the other 920 games I have on Steam.

Got killed in the very first battle against Ghouls. By a horse's kick. 11/10.

Thanks to this game my family, friends and my boyfriend started to value me more because they haven't seen me for 2 weeks.

We have a jump button now guys.

Very good and addicting card game 10/10. It has very nice minigame called The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt.

Tutorial area took me 8 hours to complete. I regret nothing. Edit: Gwent should win the “Game Within A Game” award!

I threw the baby into the oven.

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt review Monsters? ✔ People who are worse than monsters? ✔ Naked girls? ✔ More naked girls? ✔ Even more naked girls? ✔ Nude scenes? ✔ Superb voice acting? ✔ Mind-blowingly good storyline? ✔ An amazing 1st DLC, worth every penny? ✔ An even better 2nd DLC? ✔ 5 Gigantic open world areas? ✔ (Sorry Skyrim Skellige alone is as big as you) Beautiful environment? ✔ New Game +? ✔ No micro transactions? ✔ Ubisoft? Hell no m8's In depth & amazing characters? ✔ Unbelievably good atmosphere? ✔ Soundtrack that is beyond awesome? ✔ Base game GOTY 2015 + Blood and Wine GOTY 2016? ✔ 800 awards? ✔ Sorry every other game ever made Prevented Fallout 4 getting GOTY? ✔ Not a single bad thing to say? ✔ RIP social life? ✔ Cons: No NG ++ I have never played a game quite like The Witcher 3. You literally feel like you are Geralt, and you become connected to all the characters asif they really were your family. Summary: I would highly recommend The Witcher 3 to any RPG/mass content hungry gamers, it is a masterpiece. Game devs take note, CD Projekt Red actually make finished uncut games, plus DLC'S. 500/10 would Witcher again YEN PLZ MOAR I LUV U