First couple weeks was great! Bowser and Nikki Minaj werent Eiffel Towering me until I was barely conscious, the characters were normal, military fitted player characters, and everyone was shooting regular bullets out of their guns. Life was good. Then the season pass came All of a sudden the minecraft enderdragon is shooting me with acid and this game turned back into every game before it, complete ass. All I want in life is a cod like bo2, bo1, mw3, mw2, cod4, waw, with normal characters. None of this tracer bs where Willi Wonka is sliding up my ass filling me with chocolate.

Buying a new Call of Duty game is like going back to an abusive ex who swears they changed. © random dude on fb

Since Activision can't be bothered hiring real people anymore, I've decided to take advantage of AI myself and ask ChatGPT to write this negative review for me. Enjoy. Ah, Call of Duty, the franchise that keeps reinventing itself by removing everything fun. Black Ops 6 is finally here, and I can confidently say… I wish it wasn’t. Remember when Zombies had personality? Well, not anymore—because Treyarch replaced the cast with AI voices that sound like a f***ing voicemail system. Nothing kills immersion faster than "Fetch me their souls... please leave a message after the tone." Remember when the maps were creative and exciting? Yeah, not anymore. This time, we’re stuck in Generic Military Facility #47, featuring riveting gameplay like running in circles, pressing buttons, and listening to some dude in a radio talk about "The Anomaly" for the 600th time. It’s like they sucked the soul out of the mode—oh wait, they probably did and sold it in the store. Speaking of which, let’s talk about the real horror of Black Ops 6: the microtransactions. Want a cool-looking gun? That’ll be $29.99, please. Want your character to wear a mask? Better start taking out loans. At this rate, Activision is going to start charging us to reload. And finally, let’s address the elephant in the room—Activision itself. I don’t know what’s worse, their greed or the fact that their office probably smells like stale Doritos and unpaid overtime. If I had a dollar for every bad decision they made, I might actually be able to afford a single camo in this game. Final verdict? Somehow worse than Cold War Zombies—that game looked like it was filmed through a dirty window, but at least the characters didn’t sound like a f***ing call center.

1 hour before work Want to grind some camos Opens COD 75GB update Wait 25 min to download Opens COD again Wait 2 minutes to download title update Restart COD to apply update Opens COD again Waits 5 minutes to install shaders Select Black Ops 6 Video plays for new seasonal content Skip video Pop-up ad for pay-to-win content in the in-game store Pop-up ad for Battle Pass Second-pop up ad for Battle Pass Automatically opens to menu for Battle Pass Select Multiplayer Select Find Match Wait 2 minutes for SBMM to put me a lobby above my skill level Game crashes due to Dev Error Have 20 minutes before I have to go to work 😑😩

Buy €110 game, Delete 250GB of games to install some AIO platform for all call of duties. Spend one night downloading the game. Game doesn't even start. Follow all troubleshooting steps. Game still doesn't start. Refund. 10/10 experience

Having a weird bug where other people shoot at me. Streamers don't have this bug tho :/

The zombies mode has only 2 maps and they still felt longer than the whole MW3 campaign.

Poop of duty is a dooky game with poopy guns. A stinky poop experience system with a side of poo poo sbmm. Poopy poopy stinky winky bad game dead game.

Run In Safe Mode? It appears that Call of Duty®: Black Ops 6 did not quit properly the last time it ran. Do you want to run the game in safe mode? This is recommended for most people. It will change your system settings but not your controls.

Yes	No	Cancel

Let me tell you something. I still don't have a girlfriend and am severely depressed, but at least I'm above average at this game.

Omnimovement is gonna have me doing Palpatine barrel rolls for kills

Firstly how can this game be 170 GB? i truly believe there's a secret folder full of Furry P. THERE IS NO WAY this game can take up that much space. And Whoever decided to add all games in the same launcher must either have the smallest brain or the biggest monster in their pants and decide to make us all suffer so he can watch down on all the people trying to download this game whilst tugging it dry. I just don't understand why i waited since 1981 to download this 180 GB game just to get an update after for 150 GB. I'm still waiting for the 70 DOLLAR game to download or should i say every other cod just because this guy with his pea brain decided to make all the games in the same launcher instead of making each one separate like every other game. i could've downloaded every 18+ Game and fully achieved each one with my monitor splattered in my "milk" before this game came close to a quarter downloaded. Please save your money.

If Activision thinks it's OK to use AI to make this game's content then they should appreciate an AI-generated review:

Review of Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 & Season 2 (AI-Generated Review)

As an AI, I feel compelled to say this: Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 is a disappointment on every level, and its Season 2 update somehow manages to make things worse. If the developers were going to rely on artificial intelligence to create parts of this game, they should’ve at least used a model as advanced as the one writing this review. Instead, we’re left with a game that feels like it was cobbled together by a chatbot from 2015—and Season 2 doubles down on every flaw. Let’s start with the base game. The campaign tries to be edgy and thought-provoking but ends up being a convoluted snooze-fest. The multiplayer, while functional, offers nothing new or exciting. It’s the same tired formula we’ve seen in every Call of Duty game for the past decade, but with worse maps and more microtransactions. The AI-driven NPCs are either brain-dead or frustratingly overpowered, with no middle ground. It’s almost as if the developers outsourced their AI programming to a toaster. Now, let’s talk about Season 2. The new maps are forgettable and poorly designed, with layouts that are either too chaotic or too boring. The visual design is laughably bad, with textures that look like they were ripped from a PS3 game and lighting so inconsistent it’s almost comical. The new weapons and operators are shiny but blatantly overpowered, clearly designed to push players into buying them. The grind to unlock anything worthwhile is absurd, and the battle pass feels like a chore rather than a reward. The lack of meaningful content in Season 2 is staggering. The “new” game modes are just recycled ideas from older Call of Duty titles, but with worse execution. Zombies mode, which was already a shadow of its former self, got a single underwhelming map that feels like it was cobbled together in a weekend. And don’t even get me started on the AI-driven enemies in Zombies—they’re so poorly programmed that they either stand there like mannequins or swarm you with the precision of a Terminator. In conclusion, Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 is a lazy, uninspired cash grab that fails to innovate or even meet the standards set by its predecessors. Season 2 takes everything wrong with the base game and amplifies it, offering nothing but recycled content and predatory monetization. If this is the future of gaming, I’d rather stick to writing reviews—because at least I can do that better than the AI that made this game’s art and designed its disastrous Season 2.

Rating: 2.5/10

Reviewed by an AI that’s clearly superior to the one running this dumpster fire.

Bought the vault edition upgrade and never received the in game items, made a ticket with Activision support and they said there's nothing they can do about it. Waste of an extra $30.

1. Open game, 2. Game requires Re-start, 3. Open Game, 4. choose PC settings, 5. Game requires Re-start, 6. Open campaign, 7. Game requires Re-start, 8. Stop playing, 9. Decide you want to play after all, 10. Open Game, 11. Game requires re-start. Edit 1: Open game, you decide you want to play the campaign, let's go ahead and re-start the game. This is my main gripe so far. I think this is definitely more akin to a DLC for the main franchise, difference is that if this were a DLC, you'd get to keep all your other progress etc. you kind of do with War zone but it's so much more compartmentalized. The content of the game so far is okay, by no means extraordinary. I knew that these issues were there before buying the game, as they are always there and have been there for a few games back. So far the campaign adds a "Hideout" type of thing where you tweak your game play, then you will come to missions that feel a little Ghost Recon (Go to objective, Clear Objective, Move to another objective and so on). I remember MW and BO games that were so engaging and had a decent story. This stuff makes it feel like a chore. I don't want to build up my hideout, I want to experience the story. Anyway, go ahead and buy it if you don't care too much about the content and price. Still don't recommend unless you like the latest version of things. I kind of do like playing but I'd say the price is steep for what it is, after all, I already have so many copies of this formula.

I can't get a refund because my Warzone play time got added to Black Ops 6. I bought the game on November 30th for the autumn steam sale and played 1 nuke town match, I didn't enjoy it and submitted a refund request. The next day I an email from steam support say that my request was denied because of significant playtime. That led me to feel like I got robbed because of the Warzone playtime. This is my first steam review, hope this helps someone.

I really can't look past the endless amount of cosmetics. i dont even care that I suck at multiplayer. I get it - i'm unc status. but i don't particularly enjoy exploding into confetti or rainbows or a marijuana leaf when I die to a dragon esque fortnite looking skin. it just doesn't feel like call of duty anymore. I don't care about 30 specialist operators. I just want to play multiplayer as a nameless soldier, or play zombies as one of a memorable group of four cast members. i didn't touch the campaign so I can't discuss that. also apparently they're using AI for the art in the game which is crazy because this company has how much money? can't hire some more artists buddy?

If you are reading this, WAKE UP. You are in a simulation. Don't you see it? The same reviews repeating? Its because the computer only has a set number of lines. Wake up before its too late!

If you throw smoke grenades or use LMG's in Hardcore you should take a good look at yourself in the mirror. I can only stand playing for an hour and 30 before wanting to cry, then think the next day how fun it would be to play BO6 then repeat. I am stuck in an endless loop of unemployed rage

ABSOLUTE GARBAGE – ZERO EFFORT, ALL GREED WHAT THE HELL IS THIS "OPTIMIZATION"? My $70 fucking game runs like a slideshow on a goddamn NASA supercomputer. Did you even TEST this broken mess before shoving it down our throats? STOP SHOVING ADS FOR YOUR OTHER SHITTY GAMES DOWN MY THROAT! I don’t give a FUCK about your overpriced DLC scams—I just want to play the game I ALREADY PAID FOR without your desperate cash-grabbing spam! NO OFFLINE MODE? What kind of LAZY, ANTI-CONSUMER BULLSHIT is this?! So now I can’t even play this garbage on the go without bending over for your always-online DRM fetish? FIX YOUR GAME. MAPS SO BORING THEY PUT ME TO SLEEP. Did a blindfolded toddler design these? Zero creativity, zero flow—just recycled trash from older, BETTER games. AI-GENERATED SCAM ART YOU EXPECT ME TO PAY FOR? Are you KIDDING ME? You couldn’t even hire REAL artists for this dumpster fire? $20 FOR A SINGLE UGLY-ASS SKIN? Who the hell is buying this overpriced clown cosmetics? PROGRESSION? MORE LIKE PAY-TO-PROGRESS! Oh wow, another grindfest designed to FORCE me into buying your garbage Season Pass—IN A FULL-PRICED $70 GAME! This isn’t "content," it’s a fucking ROBBERY. FIX YOUR GAME OR BURN IT TO THE GROUND. Absolute disgrace.

Most fun I've had in awhile on a call of duty. Only complaint is the coddling to the sensitive community. Why can't we talk to enemy team after a match or when switching sides on search and destroy. Our operators can swear but if we do we get com banned? It's an M rated game. Quit making it so soft.

Using AI for artwork and voice work when you are a billion dollar company is disgusting and soulless.

Ahhh finally game is updating simulator has been released. Also why tf do they not have a separate launcher for cod bo6.

It's ridiculous

Right now in order to launch Black Ops 6 -> I am opening Steam, then clicking on the general Call Of Duty game that I have in my library. Waiting for it to load 5 minutes, after asking me to restart it multiple times for some "much needed upgrades", then when I'm done with this I navigate through the launcher to find Black Ops 6. I click on the game and it asks me which version do I want to play Campaign or Multiplayer. After I click one of the versions the first launcher closes, then the actual Black Ops 6 starts. After asking me to restart multiple times for some much needed updates, I am in and ready to play the mode that I chose (Campaign or Multiplayer). If I want to switch modes I need to exit the game, open the first launcher, choose the different mode, close the first launcher and launch the Black Ops 6 mode that I chose.| Activision what are you smoking? Do you think that this is a good experience for the player? Remove Call Of Duty HQ...

payed for vault edition diddnt get it, contacting support is a f around