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Is This Seat Taken?Is This Seat Taken?
The game concept is amazing and well fleshed out. My only complaint is in the London level all the cars are driving on the right, it ain't right!
94 votes funny
The game concept is amazing and well fleshed out. My only complaint is in the London level all the cars are driving on the right, it ain't right!
94 votes funny
A++ not only for the gameplay but having the default audio at 50% so it doesn't blow out my eardrums on launch like every other game ever made
60 votes funny
Short, cozy, and wholesome game. Main complaint is how unhygienic the world is, half the population doesn't shower.
49 votes funny
Positives + A fun, charming, and leisurely logic-based puzzle game + Cute graphics Negatives - Very short - Some of these NPCs are rude! Cell phones in a movie theater?! Wanting to have a whole seat to yourself while on public transport?! The nerve!
32 votes funny
While the puzzle is amazing, it reminds me of my life as an Asian middle-aged man. You have to please everyone,your parents, your wife, and your daughter (or your son). Dont get me me wrong, i am having tons of fun, from the game. if you like this kind of "Please everyone puzzle game", i highly recommend "sunshine heavy industries".
30 votes funny
I think it's a bit rich for the unshowered to complain about strong odors, personally.
14 votes funny
this is pretty much urinal etiquette the game. except there's no urinal and it's much cuter
10 votes funny
If you're preparing a seating chart for your wedding full of families who hate each other, this is just great practice. Oh, the game is fun too.
9 votes funny
lots of stinky people in the game, i resonate with that heavily. 10/10
7 votes funny
the only reason I'm not playing right now... it reminded me that I need to take a shower
6 votes funny
Please just take a shower it's not that hard 😭
5 votes funny
In public places, observe etiquette and be patient with others. :p
4 votes funny
"I want to sit in the middle of the theater and look at my phone" How about you sit in the electric chair?
4 votes funny
---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☑ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☑ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☑ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☑ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☑ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☑ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☑ 9 ☐ 10
4 votes funny
good game you should play bad community you shouldn't interact (they gonna defense the game no matter what, even for a simple QoL request) dev go on vacation after release, so don't expect the game to got patches soon wake me up 2-3 mo after this, and i'll revise my review
4 votes funny
I played the demo and immediately knew two things: 1) I was emotionally invested in oddly shaped blobs, and 2) I needed this game in my life. Now that it's out? It’s cozy chaos in the best possible way. Every level is like a tiny social puzzle where you're the awkward matchmaker trying to seat introverts, drama queens, and foodies without starting a war. It's Tetris for people-watchers. Charming art, relaxing music, and just enough brain-tickling logic to make me feel clever without Googling a walkthrough.
4 votes funny
Saw this game at Nintendo's Indie World showcase for August 2025 so I picked it up for Steam. Very impressed with the game's level of story detail despite it being so simple. All the characters feel like they have personality, and all of the gimmicks everyone has is interesting, such as some people not liking loud noises or some people wearing too much cologne. It's a charming little logic game that I really enjoy! 9/10! (This is not a paid review as I have purchased this game with my own money)
4 votes funny
It's cute for a simple kid game, but otherwise too simple and repetitive. The writing is a bit cringe so I had to skip all the dialogues between shapes. If you're an adult and looking for a puzzle game this might not be it.
3 votes funny
Fun puzzle game. Helps me workout my dumdum smooth-brainrotting brain, while the last 2 braincells fight for 3rd place.
3 votes funny
Okay unfortunately some of you are going to have to suck it up and be cold or be near loud music
3 votes funny
i wish to give no clemency to smelly people who wish not to be near other smelly people.
3 votes funny
I really enjoyed this cute logic puzzle game which gave this old ducks brain a good workout. It is done in a cute and amusing way with a background story about one of the characters called Nat. The story had a wise moral lesson. You travel through 5 different cities. Each city has 5 levels plus a bonus level. Each level comprises of 4 parts and unfortunately, if you get stuck on one part and exit, you have to start from the beginning again. Is This Seat Taken? is about working out seating arrangements for people, in cinemas, restaurants, trains, cabs, football games, dance etc. People are represented by shapes like triangle, square, circle, rhombus etc. Some people are sensitive to smell, some don't like loud noises, others want to be alone or want to sleep. You have to set out the seating to meet each individuals needs. Some want to sit in a particular row or need to be at the front because of their eyesight. Kids want to be with their parents or couples want to be together and talk. Difficulty level was easy to a couple of tough ones. I didn't need a guide for the solutions, but some achievements I had to look up because they weren't clear. I found graphics were clear and very cute. I love the facial expressions, especially when they weren't happy! This is a sort of game that you can dip in and out of, but make sure you complete the level! Hopefully, the devs will put in more save spots to address this issue. There is no time limit for solving the puzzles nor is dexterity required. There is a bit of reading because you need to read all the shapes requirements on each level. A chill thought provoking game for all ages. 8/10
3 votes funny
What a great puzzle game. I beat this while polishing off a Triple Dipper from Chili's.
3 votes funny
bro doesnt like bad smells but forgot to shower himself
3 votes funny
SIR/MADAM, IS THIS SEAT TAKEN? DOESN'T MATTER, I AM SITTING ON YOU REGARDLESS
3 votes funny

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