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LISC - Season 1LISC - Season 1
There comes a time in every man's life when he needs to take a look at himself in the mirror and wonder how exactly he reached such a place. You have to truly ponder what decisions you have made along the way that brought you to the place of your final reckoning. It is still unclear, even to me, why I purchased LISC - Season 1. There isn't anything wrong with it, with those nudity scenes throughout it's perfectly stellar. But when you look at it as a choice, you realize just how flawed you and the rest of humanity is. What drove me to purchase such a game? What part of my soul felt so empty that I thought a virtual girl could fill it? When I look into the boundless depths of my own loneliness I see a pool of reflection. My face isn't there, there is no face. There are only tears in that pool, tears of shame and loss and confusion. If it were up to me again I know I would purchase it in a heartbeat, I know I would load it up and skip through the countless window prompts so I can have a single morsel of pornographic images which are readily available online. Yet, despite the abundance of naked virtual women waiting in the digital sphere, I still chose to purchase this game and devote hours of my life to it. That time will never return to me, it is lost just like my soul and just like the time I fear I may never find it again. There is something broken within me, something that desires sensation beyond my reach, something that whimpers every single night with the knowledge that there is no true Princess, it is a merely an illusion. In my pursuit to find meaning in this long life, I sought the colorful lights and sounds of a world that only exists in a pop up window on my computer. I am unsure what the moral of this review is, I am unsure about my place within the universe, all I know is that no amount of virtual girls can cure the vast rot that has overtaken me.
63 votes funny
There comes a time in every man's life when he needs to take a look at himself in the mirror and wonder how exactly he reached such a place. You have to truly ponder what decisions you have made along the way that brought you to the place of your final reckoning. It is still unclear, even to me, why I purchased LISC - Season 1. There isn't anything wrong with it, with those nudity scenes throughout it's perfectly stellar. But when you look at it as a choice, you realize just how flawed you and the rest of humanity is. What drove me to purchase such a game? What part of my soul felt so empty that I thought a virtual girl could fill it? When I look into the boundless depths of my own loneliness I see a pool of reflection. My face isn't there, there is no face. There are only tears in that pool, tears of shame and loss and confusion. If it were up to me again I know I would purchase it in a heartbeat, I know I would load it up and skip through the countless window prompts so I can have a single morsel of pornographic images which are readily available online. Yet, despite the abundance of naked virtual women waiting in the digital sphere, I still chose to purchase this game and devote hours of my life to it. That time will never return to me, it is lost just like my soul and just like the time I fear I may never find it again. There is something broken within me, something that desires sensation beyond my reach, something that whimpers every single night with the knowledge that there is no true Princess, it is a merely an illusion. In my pursuit to find meaning in this long life, I sought the colorful lights and sounds of a world that only exists in a pop up window on my computer. I am unsure what the moral of this review is, I am unsure about my place within the universe, all I know is that no amount of virtual girls can cure the vast rot that has overtaken me.
63 votes funny
bro im just tryna beat my shit and u keep spamming foot stuff like bro u made the game for us fellow gooners not for ur own foot fetish, also i bet u got hobbit feet irl. suck ur mum
49 votes funny
I did not know Steam showed my friends what games I play.
27 votes funny
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24 votes funny
The developer took his foot fetish way too far, you can honestly expect it in every scene or every other scene
17 votes funny
bubble butts shaking like jelly cake
13 votes funny
this feel good but I don't understand the foot fetish and sniffing the pants, which seems to be the biggest dream of the creator or creators and there are a lot of it.
9 votes funny
YO, so I've figured out what about this game is bothering me so much. This game is 100% written by AI all the way through. Every conversation is a comedy of incredibly non-nonsensical events and bipolar emotional switches. I can't believe it took my this long to figure out why every other line was like 8 steps farther in the conversation then we were when they said it. The game play and animation is amicable but feels like only one guy (who admittedly has made these types of games before) did a once over and called it good. The issue is the game's interactions with the awful writing feel like the animator is just doing whatever the AI stage directions say and it comes off so bad. Actual examples to get you to kinda understand what I mean: "A woman is in a bath, Her face is SOAKING WET. You teleport in already nude and say "let me get undressed" and strike up a conversation. She starts crying and mascara runs down her ALREADY SOAKED face." "A woman who's entire defining characteristic is that she likes art says to you that she is going to art college. She seems incredibly happy. You tell her no she's not going. She says that sounds good, and continues being happy." This game is sending me. I keep trying to take it seriously and the AI keeps ripping me out and throwing me across the room. This is wild.
8 votes funny
The visuals hit different compared to other games and I mean that in the best way possible! The characters are smoking hot and my absolute favorite has to be my juicy cupcake Iris. And dude... those jiggle animations?! Damnnnn. Just damn. They nailed it. Visuals: Perfect. Story: Good. Animations: Perfect. Bugs: Barely any. You’re thrown into non stop action with hot babes, and once you get through the intro and story setup the game rewards you hard. This easily became my favorite game of the year. 🔥🔥🔥
8 votes funny
boring, a lot of mouse clicking.
7 votes funny
I took a chance on LISC and was punished for it. The writing, while made up of individual English words, can barely be described as English. It made my brain hurt. If you can understand this language, do yourself a favor and avoid this title so your eyeballs don't burst into flames.
7 votes funny
its a great game, and i would recommend it but be aware, no matter what you choose it will all end the same way. I think the choices should actually matter and not just you can choose at random and a new part will unlock. Like I never slept with Karen, yet I still some how got her pregnant, it makes zero sense. Please make the branches actually work and not just leading to the same ending.
6 votes funny
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6 votes funny
One of the best NSFW games me and the wife has played together.
5 votes funny
A genuine waste. The game does have really good renders, so if you are looking for eye candy you'll definitely find plenty here, unfortunately it is wasted in an incredible dull and nonsensical plot, which is coupled with pretty bad dialogue. It appears that the game went through a few re-writes, and that would certainly explain the really stupid start for the story, it does get slightly better afterwards but that isn't saying much. I know it's kinda cliche to say "watching porn for the plot" but that is genuinely what i'm looking for in these games, if all you want is visual stimulation, why buy a 3d game for it when porn is basically free already? Just a waste. This game definitely should not have the tags "story rich and romance" because it has none of that. I think my biggest issue is just the lack of any real romance, every single girl is already deeply in love with the main character from the moment you start the game to the point where you "conquer them", and the game is basically the character discovering that he can basically do anything with the girls and they'll be up for it. Many sex scenes feel way too rushed, as in there is zero build up before they start, the main character just goes for it, and in many of these scenes there is zero player input to determine if they happen or not. The game does have dual stat system (intimidation and charisma) that can help create a level of character development, where depending on your points the main character may end up submissive to some of the girls (i think only one of them), but for the most part, at least until the part i've played, the stat only determine if you see the entire lewd scene or not, again wasted potential. TLDR: A genuine waste of great renders. if you really want enjoy these renders, do yourself a favor, and only buy it when it's deeply discounted.
5 votes funny
There's a glaring typo in the opening monologue (well, a missing word) and also in the first conversation with Lauren. Additionally the first animation has a rag clipping through a table. So either a lazy dev or a dev with bad testers.
5 votes funny
Feels like it was designed for a female audience.
4 votes funny
amazing, goonerific
4 votes funny
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4 votes funny
The story is very linear with almost no significant choices. And some branches are not fully built. There is a choice early in the game to have a sexual encounter or not, At the end of the scene, regardless of if you chose it, the MC leaves the area running away with his pants down even if in the immediately previous panel it shows him walking towards the door fully clothed. Not only that, later in the game, there is additional dialogue between characters that completely ignores previous choices. This is just one example of how it feels like more care and effort should have been put into creating this. I've seen worse. This is playable, but it's not very enjoyable. The animations also need work. The loops have hard jumps back to the start of the loop, and there is body clipping. The characters are also not likable to me. The MC, his friend, and most of the other characters are all strange and off-putting to me. Translations are also incomplete. On the English translation I have noticed an occasion where the text suddenly switches to Turkish.
3 votes funny
This game is amazing. Hot characters with variety in ages, ethnicity, body styles. Fun story with choices. Can't wait for S2. Has anal, so extra gold star for that!!!
3 votes funny
TLDR: Do I recommend this game? No, but there's a part of that, that is me and part of that which is this just being a bad game. The flavor of incest "it's not really incest because" isn't mine. Feet aren't mine. Characters that are grape-ish with their flirtation are not for me. Be deliberate with grapes or don't have it is my flavor. The writing is horrible and childish with childish logic. The drama for the sake of drama is high. The fun scene I ran into is the most redeeming part of the game and for some that will override the story that you have to sit through and read or start bruising your finger on the skip button. The story/what's it like? The game starts off with mom not mom and sisters not sisters and then proceeds to the mom's husband having a drinking issue (excuse for MC to move in I assume) and the neighbor is getting a divorce (excuse for dude to move in), and then friend has some stupid money issue with a drug dealer because he bought alcohol for a party and needed a loan. This set-up is cliché, and just feels gross to me today. Additionally, I'm not a fan of drama and this game started with a lot of silly conflict and drama which didn't feel earned or natural but there for the sake of being drama. After the drama, drama, and more drama you get dumb reasons to sneak in on your best friends mom. Then you get to try to seduce your own "not mom"/"adoptive mom" where you learn through a flash back that your MC is an extreme pervert and should be in jail for all the breaking and entering into female domiciles with the intention to spy on them naked (or steal underwear). Some will see this as a reason to purchase this game. Others will see this as a reason to avoid this game. After the "mom" scene there's the "sister" scene. Anyway, I think all this gives a good vibe as to what the rest of the game is going to be like. Oh yeah… and feet. There will be feet and more flashback drama. Need more of a feel? Go to work. Get yelled at for being late. Yelling at computer for not working, neg a coworker, Drama yelling about being late for work again that you already got yelled at for. Flirt with boss about her feet and rubbing them, find out not mom is fired. Or you could say Drama drama drama boobs drama. Best friend? An idiot. MC? An idiot. So, what do I think of this? Well, the more I dived into the game, the less objectivity I felt for my review and the greater my annoyance at the writing/plot/logic/MC/everything. This is just dumb. This is 24 gigs of disk space. This is not clever or well written. This does not reflect a society that I recognize, the writer should probably seek some help with how they view flirtation and women, and the suspension of disbelief needs to be lifted up to match the level of a 12 year old making up a story. It's just ridiculous and bad. Graphics: Meh. For the file size I expected better. The jiggles are nice but the faces contort strangely and look ugly has heck when attempting to be expressive and for some reasons the designers thought wrinkles would be a good idea. They distort the face and not for me. Story/writing: I think you can guess that I'm really not into it at this point. It is definitely non-native English, for those who are curious. Other than the sexual harassment as flirtation which can be common from some non-native English writers, the writing itself isn't the worst translation. Flavors: I'm having a hard time sticking around to get to flavors. Mostly they seem to be family, old women, large breasts, feet, a little voyeur, and not a lot of options to opt in or out the events that take place. Shhhh… just take the flavors thrust into.. I mean upon you. Enjoy or gtfo. Choices: The story doesn't appear to change based on decisions, so I'm unsure as I'm reaching a point that I need to decide to bail for a refund or not. I assume they have an impact later but I didn't notice much of a difference chasing checking out the various options that I ran into. "Fun" Scenes: I only got one and I begrudgingly will say that the animations/visuals were probably the best thing I ran across for the game as everything else is just bad. The scenes are longer than the norm and had animation. I didn't have sound on so I can't speak to any sound effects. A scene I got had feet and female domination/aggression and male pre... early arrival. followed by a scolding. Not remotely my flavor. If feet and female dom are your flavors, then the first couple of seems would suggest you might be extremely happy. Note that I only had an hour in with a lot of skipping of text because I had strong negative emotions to the story. Value: I can't answer this one fairly. There's a lot of achievements, the person/people that created this definitely appear to have put a lot of work into this, the fun scene was pretty good and that might be enough to suck people into liking the game particularly if they like the flavor. For me, without good writing/story, I don't find value but others might if they only value the fun scenes. My time in the game: 1 hour with a lot of skipping and only 1 fun scene with other scenes that seem to have been meant as teasers. Additionally, I had gone back and found that ctrl did not speed through like most of these AVN's. While it'll move quickly through scenes it gets stuck frequently, I assume due to animations? I bring this up in case choice matters and people want to do replays. Those might get frustrating. You may enjoy this game if you're into family fun, feet, being an asshole with a friend who's an asshole, don’t care about logic in a story and have a high level of suspension of disbelief, only care about "fun" scenes, and/or think that sexual harassment is a good form of flirtation. You may not like this game for those same reasons as well as just a horribly put together storyline that makes me question the mental health or authenticity of those RAVING about how good the story is. I simply cannot see what they see. I will be giving this game a thumbs up/recommend for two simple reasons. The fun scenes are likely to appeal to people, they're better than most games, and because it's clear a lot of work was put into this story. As harsh as I am in this review I have to respect that they created something. Potentially a lot of something. I don't feel that the game is bad enough to go fully scorched earth on it, but I REALLY, don't like it. I'd just say that someone looking to purchase should approach the extremely positive reviews with some degree of skepticism and look for reviews that offer up specific details.
3 votes funny
A- Girls: A- Some of the renders/models are better than others, but in general, the girls are hot. Would probably have rated higher, if not for the inability to modify the relationships. Not generally a fan of the family trope, but if that's what we're doing, then please let the player choose something other than "friend" "landlady" "tenant"... Scenes: A- Definitely some of the best I've seen. Would be so much better if the dev figured out the sound/voice issues. Trailer has some pretty good sfx/sounds/voice moans, but the game is lacking. Visually amazing, but even when the music is turned almost all the way down, can barely hear the sfx/voice (rare). Regardless, amazing scenes with lots of promise as they are updated and S2 comes. Mechanics: B+ Pretty standard AVN, but with two traits (Intimidation and Charisma) that aren't very well explained - dev says he's working on a guide. Focusing on one or the other will get some different storylines mostly with Lauren and Chloe/King vs. Queen. Not sure if there are paths in between (probably since I am missing four achievements). Typos remain that I'm sure will get fixed. Bottom Line: Story is passable, if a little convoluted, but it was interesting and kept me engaged for most of it. Lost me quite a bit with the default relationships. Lots of great scenes and promise of some crazy great scenes to come. Support this dev - not perfect, but wow, I question those negative reviews with only a scant amount of hours played. It's worth the coin. Looking forward to Season 2!
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I had high hopes for this, but I'm sorry, this was a complete waste of time. The story and characters are cliche. There's the goofy friend who just gets you into more and more trouble. For example, at the beginning of the story, he's supposed to escort you to work (wherever that is) to make sure you get there on time because you've been late so many times before, but of course, he needs you to divert on your way to help him with some trouble he's gotten into. So you're late yet again. There are the female coworkers who are bitchy (but maybe secretly have the hots for you). Characters are introduced with little to nothing explaining who they are. The dialog is painful to read. There are words missing from sentences, and it's all written in a very vague fashion; a lot of "You know that thing that we talked about? I need you to help me with that, cuz that's what someone like you would do." I suppose you could try to explain that as being that the characters in the story know what they're talking about, but we the players don't. So it ends up just being annoying. Time to request a refund.
3 votes funny
S*x scenes are okay, but everything else... Story is barely understandable, choices aren't really choices and it's blatantly obvious it was "written" by an AI (and I doubt someone even checked the result afterwards). BTW, has anyone else noticed how the dialogues don't match what's happening? It probably started as an *ncest story, and all the women in that house might have originally been the protagonist's relatives (aunts, cousins, sisters... stepmom? real mom?), then at some point they had to change it for some reason. Which would be okay if they had rewritten it a bit (I actually prefer p*rn games without *ncest, so great change for me). The problem is... they didn't rewrite it. They just replaced every relationship noun with "friend" automatically, as you'd do in Microsoft Word when you say "replace this word with this other everywhere" and don't even check if the outcome turns out readable. So we get absurd situations where someone is really concerned about being seen in public with their "FRIEND", because that's really taboo. I mean, at a certain point of the game, there's even a stripper (A STRIPPER!) who says something like "OMG, this woman is having s*x with her own FRIEND? That's the kinkiest thing I've ever seen, that's sick!" Dammit, I don't ask for Shakespeare in a p*rn video game, but giving more than 5 minutes to write the whole thing would've been polite.
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