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STORROR Parkour ProSTORROR Parkour Pro
Huge moment for parkour culture! Steve Carell better be an unlockable character.
46 votes funny
Huge moment for parkour culture! Steve Carell better be an unlockable character.
46 votes funny
---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful β˜‘ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Donβ€˜t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- β˜‘ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good β˜‘ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids β˜‘ Teens β˜‘ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent β˜‘ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy β˜‘ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks β˜‘ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore β˜‘ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long β˜‘ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☐ Worth the price β˜‘ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of β˜‘ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ 7 / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 β˜‘ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10
17 votes funny
playing the game with a RTX 3090 and Intel I9 10850K CPU and the game runs like crap
14 votes funny
Genuinely sucks. Parkour is easier irl than in this game. the controls don't make any sense nor do they actually function half the time. if i played this for free, id still want a refund. do yourself a favor and go play Dying Light 2 or Rooftops and Alleys. i hope this game does better in the future but for now i am getting a refund.
14 votes funny
nobody's gonna read this anyways... so... i'm gay...
14 votes funny
Way to hard to learn and too many bind for a simple realism parkour game. Some spot have invisible walls, Characters are kinda badly made, UI is to heavy and way to big for me, and seriously.... Is this the Arma 3 binds for parkour ? i don't wanna use 80h of learning to get a single line done.. Love you storror, But better stay on youtube than steam sorry..
12 votes funny
For this review i will quote my mom: "I am very disappointed"
11 votes funny
---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is β˜‘ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Donβ€˜t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good β˜‘ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good β˜‘ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☐ Teens β˜‘ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast β˜‘ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☐ Old Fashioned β˜‘ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage β˜‘ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- β˜‘ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- β˜‘ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long β˜‘ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! β˜‘ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of β˜‘ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 β˜‘ 9 ☐ 10 Β 
11 votes funny
I wouldn't buy this if you are considering it. The controls are very janky and the delay between input and in game output is like 5 seconds which makes it hard to even play it. I get that the game is in early access, but i am just giving advice to people who are contemplating purchasing it.
9 votes funny
using and setting up the controller with steam is so difficult. How do i refund?
9 votes funny
The price is too high for how incomplete the game is, but the parkour is genuinely fun, the fractures remind me of Skate 3 but it feels too sensitive at times, and the timing of the roll is a bit tight, but that might be a skill issue.
8 votes funny
This game looks way better in videos, but the gameplay itself isn't fun when you are playing, don't waste your money on this. Edit: It's a decent game, but compared to other games (such as rooftops and alleys), it doesn't compare.
7 votes funny
not good
6 votes funny
"Parkour game" – proceeds to trip over every pebble like a drunk flamingo. I really wanted to like this, especially for the Storror guys, but man… this ain't it. Tutorial feels like it was narrated by someone on a layover with 3% battery and a Samsung Galaxy from 2020. I finish it, thinking I'm ready to go full ninja – five seconds later I'm ragdolling into a bush and questioning my life choices. Controls? Imagine Street Fighter, but your character has the grace of a shopping cart with a broken wheel. You mash buttons, pray to the physics gods, and maybe – maybe – you'll grab that ledge. Or not. Probably not. They just drop you into the open world with zero clue what to do. No markers, no guidance, just vibes. And since you're still trying to figure out how to not faceplant every two seconds, exploring ain't exactly "fun". Might be cool one day. Right now? 3 backflops out of 10. Would recommend waiting.
6 votes funny
Great concept, but being in Early Access is currently where it belongs. Clunky and confusing controls as well some horrific input lag at times. I see this being great once all the issues are sorted. But for now I'd recommend waiting a while.
6 votes funny
While it's a good start, there's wayyy too much input delay and the UI is not great
6 votes funny
Iam high right now.. drinking a grass, sounds not good i mean my ears..i wont recommend this game to others, not right now...iam kinda busy.. i might recommend after next update..Have some drink.. energy cream
5 votes funny
---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful β˜‘ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Donβ€˜t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good β˜‘ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good β˜‘ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- β˜‘ Kids β˜‘ Teens β˜‘ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent β˜‘ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☐ Old Fashioned β˜‘ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy β˜‘ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- β˜‘ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- β˜‘ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- β˜‘ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☐ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left β˜‘ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs β˜‘ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 β˜‘ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10
5 votes funny
Getting better with each update. Definitely playable & fun now. Looking forward to seeing more music added. Running on Linux Nobara with GE-Proton 10-25 Since the April 23rd patch the game has improved a great deal. The camera still feels a little bit awkward even after adjusting the settings to suit. Would like to see more options in the graphics menu so people can really dial it into their systems. I think now it's what I expected it to be on early access launch. Controls are bad and laggy. So much so I'd rather just go outside and learn parkour for real. I'm giving this a thumbs up and not refunding it because I know it's a work in progress and have enjoyed their youtube videos for years. Hopefully I can play this one-day and enjoy it like the Tony Hawks Pro Skater games.
5 votes funny
Its the SKATE of parkour games. Movement is satisfying. If you expect a flawless game at early access idk why you are that way. Game shows a lot of promise for fans of the genre.
5 votes funny
The game is pretty great and people that are complaining about the game being too hard are just casual players. i wouldn't recommend this game to any casual player that are just seeking basic fun because this is not it you cannot do those moves just by pressing one button like its assassins creed or prototype lmao, gameplay is very detailed so its got a high skill floor and much higher skill ceiling so if learning a new game is just too hard for you guys this is not it but if you're the kind of player that played skate 3 for hundreds of hours or tony hawk games i would totally recommend this game to you and yep i would totally compare this game to skating games because it got that zen, fluidity and doing sick combo moves vibe to it. you guys might ask if the game got any cons? and i would say that ui and menus are pretty rough around the edges, game totally doesn't feel like a full game because its not, its early access of course its got some problems about that but the game itself seems pretty solid and thats what really matters honestly.
5 votes funny
Getting a refund on this game, it mostly likely require a controller for best experience of the game - kinda sad tho and i don't wanna spend more money on a controller for 1 game. Graphic looks good, but there is a lot of loading screen. I couldn't find a way to re watch the tutorial that got shown on each level. And i had to close the game because i got stuck inside the settings menu. I will consider buying the game again, if its getting better for keyboard/mouse players.
5 votes funny
gameplay is great but on DLSS ultra performance 480p with potato graphics i still had around 95-100% cpu and gpu utilization (Ryzen 7 5700x and RTX 4060 TI 16GB)
4 votes funny
I bought this game when it came out and it was pretty much unplayable, which is super sad since i've been following storror for as long as i can remember. I recently gave it another shot but it barely improved. Hopefully it will be better next time i play it in 2 years :D At this stage i do not recommend buying this game, especially not for 25 euro.
4 votes funny
I HATE THIS I CANT PLAY IT I'M UNINSTALLING THIS CRAP FOREVER!
4 votes funny

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