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Concise Game Reviews: "Failing Witch Iris and the Philosopher's Stone" (落第魔女イリスと賢者の石)

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Game Value: Highly recommended for fans of H-RPGs and eroge featuring corruption, forced sex, pregnancy, and comedic dark fantasy settings. The story follows Iris, a busty, high-achieving magic student at Quo Vadis Magic Academy, who is shocked to learn that she alone failed her advancement exam—despite being an outstanding student. When the corrupt academy headmaster tries to blackmail her into becoming his personal sex slave, Iris refuses and instead resolves to prove her worth by creating the Philosopher’s Stone, a legendary artifact that would allow her to graduate. Determined not to succumb to the academy’s corruption, she embarks on a perilous journey to gather the rare materials needed, joined by her supportive childhood friend Noel and her shamelessly lewd kohai Lynn. Their adventure is anything but noble: perverted NPCs, monstrous enemies, and humiliating defeats await them at every turn. With dungeon crawling, status-effect-based H-scenes, and a chaotic, comedic tone, the world itself seems determined to break Iris’s resolve. Can Iris stay true to herself and complete the Philosopher’s Stone—or will she be overwhelmed by the world’s corruption and her own secret desires?
Mature Themes: ✔Non-Consensual (合意なし) ✔Female Protagonist (女主人公) ✔Oral (口) ✔Vaginal (膣) ✔Anal (尻) ✔Corruption (堕落) ✔Sexual Harassment (セクハラ) ✔Pregnancy (妊娠) ✔Paizuri (パイズリ) ✔Big Breasts (巨乳) ✔Breast Play (乳責め) ✔Groping (揉み) ✔Handjob (手コキ) ✔Footjob (足コキ) ✔Thighjob (太ももコキ) ✔Cosplay (コスプレ) ✔Public Sex ✔Bestiality (獣姦) ✔Tentacles (触手) ✔Group Sex (乱交) ✔Virgin (Blood) (処女喪失・出血) ✔Ahegao (アヘ顔) ✔Humiliation (恥辱) ✔Sleep Sex (睡眠姦) ✔Exhibitionism (露出) ✔Goblin (ゴブリン) ✔Monster Sex (モンスター姦) ✔Prostitution (売春) ✔Lewd Talk (淫語) ✔Double Penetration (ダブル挿入) ✔Lactation (母乳) ✔Mindbreak (精神崩壊) ✔Lewd Transformation (変身・変態) ✔X-Ray (透け描写)
Genre Classification: H-RPG (エロRPG) with dungeon crawling, corruption mechanics, forced prostitution, and battle-based H-events.
Censorship: ✔Fully uncensored. No mosaics or content cuts. Requires official patch to unlock full content.
Game Length: Around 5–6 hours to complete with CG unlocks; includes optional scenes depending on choices and difficulty.
Challenge Level: Moderate; includes challenging battles with status ailments like arousal that trigger H-scenes mid-combat.
Graphics: Busty character designs with exaggerated proportions; features humiliating defeat scenes and progressively depraved content.
Technical Stability: Stable; no major bugs reported during testing.
Replay Value: Medium; various routes and corruption levels lead to different outcomes and endings.
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Detailed Review:

Key Features: 🎒 Corruption Journey: Guide Iris through a world where humiliation, lust, and monstrous defeat are all too common. 👯 Party Dynamics: Includes Noel and Lynn, each with her own story, skill development, and susceptibility to corruption. 🩸 Virgin Defilement: Iris’s first time is graphically depicted with blood, pain, and shame. 🍒 Progressive Depravity: Scenes range from forced sex to monstrous encounters, with the protagonist’s corruption and pregnancy affecting her fate. 🖼️ H-Content: Approximately 34 unique CGs with variations, featuring humiliating defeats and monstrous encounters.
🌟Overview:
"Failing Witch Iris and the Philosopher's Stone" is a darkly comedic H-RPG where Iris, a top student, is humiliated by a corrupt academy headmaster. Instead of graduation, she’s sent on a humiliating quest for the Philosopher’s Stone, only to face a gauntlet of sexual threats from villagers, monsters, and even allies. Her journey is a descent into debauchery—each step marked by lecherous NPCs, forced prostitution, and humiliating defeat. Iris’s corruption is both the game's reward and its tragedy, with her busty body on display in every depraved scene.
🎮Gameplay:
🗡️ Dungeon Crawling: Classic RPG exploration with turn-based combat, traps, and boss fights across varied maps like Shikozaru Forest, Dekamara Island, and Sky Castle. 🔗 Status Effects: Enemies can inflict arousal, triggering humiliating defeat scenes mid-battle. Expect fap monkeys, goblins, and more. 🏘️ Village Encounters: Each town features side quests, hidden items, and H-events, offering rewards or humiliating outcomes. 🤝 Perverted Allies: Certain allies can forcibly "assist" the heroines when they’re aroused, restoring HP/MP in exchange for humiliating scenes. Lynn can be taken anytime; Iris and Noel only in aroused states. 🩸 Virgin Loss & Pregnancy: Iris’s virginity is graphically depicted; pregnancy mechanics impact corruption levels and endings. 🎭 Choices Matter: Player choices shape corruption levels, branching paths, and multiple endings. 🎨 Skill Trees: Each heroine has unique skills and branching upgrades unlocked via SP earned from combat and quests.
📖Story and Depth:
The story is straightforward but effective: Iris is wronged, humiliated, and forced to redeem herself through a journey of depravity. The comedic tone hides a deeply erotic core, with every chapter offering new sexual challenges and dark humor. From the corrupted headmaster to village perverts and goblin rapists, each foe offers a new chance for Iris to fall. The narrative structure may not be profound, but it’s consistent and knows its audience: corruption fans will find plenty to enjoy.
🏆Verdict:
If you’re a fan of dark erotic RPGs with plenty of corruption, pregnancy, and humiliating defeats, Failing Witch Iris and the Philosopher’s Stone is a must-play. The game is filled with comedic depravity, humiliating defeat scenes, and over-the-top erotic content that goes beyond simple fan service. While the art style is rough and exaggerated, it adds to the game’s absurd charm. Iris’s journey from top student to depraved victim is a deliciously twisted experience that’s worth every corrupted step. Recommended for players who love big breasts, humiliating defeats, and a comedic yet perverse RPG ride. If you’re seeking a serious plot or emotional payoff, look elsewhere—but if you’re looking for a hilariously filthy adventure filled with perverted humor, this game is right up your alley.
Good:
👍 Over 30 uncensored H-scenes. 👍 Multiple corruption routes and endings. 👍 Humiliating defeat scenes during combat. 👍 Fast-paced progression with comedic tone. 👍 Fully uncensored.
🛠️Ways of Improvement:
👎 Rough art style may not appeal to everyone. 👎 No voice acting or sound effects during H-scenes. 👎 Some players may find the comedic tone too over-the-top or insensitive.
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Maybe real treasure was the friends we made along the way.
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Such a big booba!!
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God, it's getting more and more complicated to graduate from school, either you sυck the headmaster's Ðick or you have to create a philosopher's stone, at this pace is better to work in a MacDonalds.!!!

✒️Review

Failing Witch Iris and the Philosopher's Stone is a fairly "generic" H-RPG game where the protagonist, a busty magic apprentice named Iris, who fails unfairly in her final exam and now is forced to create a Philosopher's Stone to be approved; therefore, she, her childhood friend Noel, and a kohai named Lynn go on an adventure in search of the difficult materials to create the Philosopher's Stone. Although during this journey, as in any good H-rpg, the heroines will face both humanoid enemies and monsters who will constantly try to rape them, as well as other men in the villages who will abuse their power to make the heroines offer them some sexual favor, so the adventure soon becomes a journey of lust and debauchery.

🎮 Gameplay

The gameplay of this title is consistent with other titles in the fantasy genre. It consists of exploring dungeons, defeating enemies, opening treasure chests to find resources such as money, weapons, accessories, and items, defeating a boss, and then going to a city for supplies before repeating the aforementioned steps. The game's system features an interesting aspect that distinguishes it from other titles in the H-RPG genre. During battles with certain enemies, the heroines can enter an altered state known as "horny." This state prompts the enemies to execute a sexual attack, which includes a mini erotic scene. In this scene, the player can view the naked bodies of the heroines and experience consequences like decreased defense and skipped turns. For the remaining aspects, the game maintains the same structure present in many rpg. Players can gain exp and levels by engaging in combat, acquire skills by allocating points into a kind of "skills tree," which is unique to each character, purchase equipment in the stores, complete guild missions to obtain rewards, etc.

🔞Sexual content

Note: There is an optional patch on the developer's website that adds some extra sex scenes. *You can add me if you need help.

This game has a total aprox of 33 uncensored sex scenes (as some of them are "repeated")which keep that simplistic art style seen in the characters' portraits, but enhanced by a very lewd touch, where the heroines show faces of total pleasure (ahegao), and their huge breasts also have a “vulgar” aspect, that even without sound effects or voice acting, result in very suggestive and exciting scenes. As for the sexual fetishes that can be appreciated in the sexual scenes, they are quite varied, having: big breasts, blowjob, dark skin, dilf, ffm threesome, goblin, multiple paizuri, pregnant, smegma, x-ray, non-consensual, prostitution and cosplay. In addition to this more than decent amount of sexual fetishes, you add the variety of heroines available in the sex scenes (3 main and 2 secondary), which although they all share the characteristic of having huge breasts, they have different personalities, hair and skin color, so it is easy to find sexual scenes, which satisfy your personal preferences.

💭Conclusion

While the gameplay and story of this title may not be the most innovative in the H-RPG genre, its unique art style, characterized by its "vulgar" aesthetic,providing you with a distinctive, which may be to your liking if you like unconventional art where the correct anatomy is sacrificed in favor of making everything look more erotic and exciting. So while this title isn't a "Game of the Year", it actually fulfills its purpose of providing to players with NSFW content for their nightly activities, but if you're looking for a game with a complex narrative or innovative gameplay, this title will certainly not satisfy your needs. That said, the game isn't very expensive, costing 8 dollars with its initial discount. This is a fair price considering the amount of content and gameplay duration (approximately 2 to 3 hours), so if you're into women with big breasts and suggestive outfits, and you like the art style, Failing Witch Iris and the Philosopher's Stone is a decent option for your Steam library, but remember to install the optional patch to access all the available content.

SCORE: 7/10 ⭐


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