After several months of waiting, the MegaBanger is finally here! I left my wife, my children, my job just for this GOTY 2025. This game inspired me a lot to make my game Vampire Cat. Thanks to Ved and his team for this great game. We will all be waiting for GigaBonk 2026.

I see you trying to talk yourself out of it...scrolling the negative reviews huh? Stop it. It's great. Do Bonk. Buy it. Support the dev.

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☑ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☑ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☑ Floppy Disk ☐ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☑ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☑ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ Absolute CInema ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☑ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ CyberPunk 2077 release ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☑ 10

GOTY, NO BIAS AT ALL 100%. COPIED MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION TO BUY IT FASTER ON RELEASE RUNS AS SMOOTH AS THE GORILLA'S ASS INGAME DOPAMINE BONK YES B.U.Y I.T N.O.W

I contacted a Witches' Coven on Etsy to ensure this game wins GOTY Game is great, jumping over fools on my skateboard is peak

Don't think about it, just buy it. Great design, awesome items and excellent dev, the perfect combination. MUSIC IS FIRE THO

Bad game

It is fun, but with a few annoying issues. I suggest you wait for a better sale. - Touch damage, an antiquated mechanic. - Enemies can climb walls, while you can not. - If you don't find the boss and kill it within 10mins, you'll be swarmed and die. - There many things in the map that I have no idea what they do, and it's explained. - The final boss has infinite range. No matter where you are in the map, can can still target you.

Megabonking my schlong

Something that i don't think people will talk about in the reviews, is the music all i've gotta say about it, is that it bonks Edit:wait, his name is NOT shady shelby?! Oh... 0/10

Look, the gameplay loop is great, but this game suffers from the primary flaw of its genre: the more stuff you unlock, the harder it will becomes to make a viable build. Still worth throwing money at the dev if you enjoyed the demo and don't mind leaving most of the unlocks locked. ETA: Right after I posted the original review, I unlocked a feature that helps mitigate that issue a bit. ETA2: Apparently there is a late game unlock that allows for full control of what items can appear, per a user in the comments. Once again, please give the dev some money.

removed sex after playtest cant wait for it to be re-added in megabonk 2 Nah but fr tho, this game is so amazing, from the banger music to the design and difficulty/balancing. It feels so much more polished than the demo and I would highly recommend it for anyone that likes roguelikes

they nerfed the players abilities and buffed the enemies upon launch. they did this so it takes you longer than 2 hours to realize the game aint worth 10 buckaroons

For me, regular bonks just didn't cut it anymore.

no.

It isnt good, its perfect. The art style is great the music is amazing and the gameplay, oh the gameplay, its what would happend if you mixed vampire survivors and risk of rain 2. 9.99/10

Flew around a desert as a kick flipping skeleton tossing bones and bananas at a giant purple Scorpunussy 10/10

perfect game! if i didnt already have kids, id name my fistborn Megabonk.

The balancing is pretty meh. Too many random variables ruining the fun. RoR2 does it pretty right almost any match you can win eclipse8 if you're good enough. Here The first playtrough was damn easy as I was getting the right upgrades. From the second playtrough I got bamboozled with random items constantly that have literally 0 effect on damage, this was frustrating since the mobs were getting stronger. I see there are more unlocks to do banishes, skips etc. However you shouldn't need to unlock to skip the vague randomness, the unlocks should be more for min-max, not something that is core gameplay and locked behind further progression.

did I just kickflip on 5 bosses as an adhd-riddled skeleton/10

Bad roguelike

this is like if risk of rain was good and fun

It just sux

Risk of rain lite

Possibly a good game, cursed by a grindy progression system that gates absolute essentials behind hours of slog. This is so painfully slow and unsatifying to get started with that i personally don't feel like its worth the effort to see if there is something better after.