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Mage ArenaMage Arena
i tried playing this with me and my friends. we joined a lobby and kept getting destroyed both in game and emotionally out of game. a level 35 supreme arch wizard kept yelling cum blast and magic dildo at us and for some reason it was working as his magic abilities & powers far surpassed our own
1017 votes funny
i tried playing this with me and my friends. we joined a lobby and kept getting destroyed both in game and emotionally out of game. a level 35 supreme arch wizard kept yelling cum blast and magic dildo at us and for some reason it was working as his magic abilities & powers far surpassed our own
1017 votes funny
Because of the voice detection being american-centric you're worse off if you're british, which isn't really a bad thing as you're probably used to being worse off at this point
954 votes funny
joined a game, went out the castle, heard "Biden blast" my entire screen was then purple and i died 10/10 would get blasted by Biden again
883 votes funny
No testicular torsion spell, no repel maidens spell, No endometriosis spell... please hire a real professional certified wizard to make the spells.
331 votes funny
i bought this game because I read the 'biden blast' review. my first game a man was roleplaying hank hill in a perfect accent. "does that fireball run off propane?" yes hank it does "magic missile" in that texas deadpan. he thunderbolts a boy, his corpse going flying, "i tell you what that boy ain't right" 10/10 come back to me hank
262 votes funny
My first battle in a public lobby was 6 guys rushing each other, everyone screaming FIREBALL! FIREBALL! MAGIC MISSILE!! at the top of their lungs, which then turned into everyone absolutely losing their shit, and laughing as hard as possible. I don't care if I never play this game again, that experience alone was worth the price of entry.
204 votes funny
Game is good but don't play this on stream in public lobbies, the racism is higher levels than your average league of legends game.
199 votes funny
Very fun game, only issue, is that as a woman, the game doesn't seem to register my voice very well, and I have to lower my pitch lmAo to sound like a man. Cue me yelling divine light! diVinE LIGHt! DIVINE LIGHT! in increasingly lower voices until I'm imitating a dude. My friends had no issues because the majority of them are men, and my other friend didn't venture out of her castle to find any other fancier spells. 10/10 game would recommend
191 votes funny
Never knew I had an itch to scream fireball at midnight and wake up my sleeping family until I spent the $3 bucks on this game. 15/10
178 votes funny
Matches: Lost, Neighbors: Woken Up, Teammates: Shrunk, and then launched into the sky, Fire: Balled.
168 votes funny
Nothing cures social anxiety like screaming fireball back n forth at each other
144 votes funny
Nearly lost to a full team of lvl 0's, then barely won with a double biden blast with teammate. 10/10, would biden blast again
136 votes funny
I jokingly yelled "Testicular Torsion!" as a joke and heard thunder in the distance. 10/10, would fireball again.
118 votes funny
I love shouting fireball at my girlfriend and it actually doing something unlike real life
102 votes funny
Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "dark blast" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting freeze and level 2 magic missile. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
85 votes funny
Lots of people screaming fireball at each other in increasing desperation
76 votes funny
Yelling a** blast and suck my balls at people until they explode is more fun then i could describe.
71 votes funny
this game is cool af i get to smoke weed and shout magic spells till my neighbours complain. This truely feels like im the testiculair torsion meme
66 votes funny
Accidentally traded my spellbook to a random gnome. Even after exchanging some curses, the dumbass didn't give it back. So after I respawned and once again wielded the magical power, genocide was the only option. Rest in piss
65 votes funny
Love it, its great but sadly i have no friends and im socialy crippled
60 votes funny
I was capturing a flag only to hear THUNDERCAULK and got smited. 10/10 game
56 votes funny
My neighbors called the cops on me because they thought I was screaming about a fire inside my house. Needless to say they weren't impressed. 9.8/10 one of the funniest games I've played.
53 votes funny
I casted "testicualr torsion" spell and my game crashed. 10 ruined manhood out of 10
43 votes funny
The ultimate crossover of newest american presidents VS old ass sorcerers throwing it down wizard style Imagine just hearing 1 person from the enemy team saying fireball and one person from your own team saying biden blast, clashing each others attacks like its dragon ball. absolute CINEMA
42 votes funny
MFers heard "wizard" and thought this game was a Klan meeting. Fun game, absolutely insane and concerning playerbase.
40 votes funny

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