i tried playing this with me and my friends. we joined a lobby and kept getting destroyed both in game and emotionally out of game. a level 35 supreme arch wizard kept yelling cum blast and magic dildo at us and for some reason it was working as his magic abilities & powers far surpassed our own

Because of the voice detection being american-centric you're worse off if you're british, which isn't really a bad thing as you're probably used to being worse off at this point

joined a game, went out the castle, heard "Biden blast" my entire screen was then purple and i died 10/10 would get blasted by Biden again

No testicular torsion spell, no repel maidens spell, No endometriosis spell... please hire a real professional certified wizard to make the spells.

i bought this game because I read the 'biden blast' review. my first game a man was roleplaying hank hill in a perfect accent. "does that fireball run off propane?" yes hank it does "magic missile" in that texas deadpan. he thunderbolts a boy, his corpse going flying, "i tell you what that boy ain't right" 10/10 come back to me hank

My first battle in a public lobby was 6 guys rushing each other, everyone screaming FIREBALL! FIREBALL! MAGIC MISSILE!! at the top of their lungs, which then turned into everyone absolutely losing their shit, and laughing as hard as possible. I don't care if I never play this game again, that experience alone was worth the price of entry.

Game is good but don't play this on stream in public lobbies, the racism is higher levels than your average league of legends game.

Very fun game, only issue, is that as a woman, the game doesn't seem to register my voice very well, and I have to lower my pitch lmAo to sound like a man. Cue me yelling divine light! diVinE LIGHt! DIVINE LIGHT! in increasingly lower voices until I'm imitating a dude. My friends had no issues because the majority of them are men, and my other friend didn't venture out of her castle to find any other fancier spells. 10/10 game would recommend

Never knew I had an itch to scream fireball at midnight and wake up my sleeping family until I spent the $3 bucks on this game. 15/10

Matches: Lost, Neighbors: Woken Up, Teammates: Shrunk, and then launched into the sky, Fire: Balled.

Nothing cures social anxiety like screaming fireball back n forth at each other

Nearly lost to a full team of lvl 0's, then barely won with a double biden blast with teammate. 10/10, would biden blast again

I jokingly yelled "Testicular Torsion!" as a joke and heard thunder in the distance. 10/10, would fireball again.

I love shouting fireball at my girlfriend and it actually doing something unlike real life

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "dark blast" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting freeze and level 2 magic missile. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

I casted "testicualr torsion" spell and my game crashed. 10 ruined manhoods out of 10

Lots of people screaming fireball at each other in increasing desperation

Yelling a** blast and suck my balls at people until they explode is more fun then i could describe.

this game is cool af i get to smoke weed and shout magic spells till my neighbours complain. This truely feels like im the testiculair torsion meme

Accidentally traded my spellbook to a random gnome. Even after exchanging some curses, the dumbass didn't give it back. So after I respawned and once again wielded the magical power, genocide was the only option. Rest in piss

Love it, its great but sadly i have no friends and im socialy crippled

I was capturing a flag only to hear THUNDERCAULK and got smited. 10/10 game

My neighbors called the cops on me because they thought I was screaming about a fire inside my house. Needless to say they weren't impressed. 9.8/10 one of the funniest games I've played.

I love this game. Mage Arena is extremely fun and addicting BUT it has a lot of issues that need addressing. There are 5 different types of players: 1. Edgy kids that make a Nazi, Confederate or KKK flag. (or all three at once!) then say the gamer word over and over and get mad and leave if you don't laugh 2. Gooners who make the flag of some type of big titty anime mage girl (based) 3. People that didn't play the tutorial and fireball their own team 4. Sweats who stack log soup so they have a dark souls boss health bar, with Excalibur, extra spells and possibly traversal items 5. Hackers (which as time goes on has become rampant and there is one in every lobby) Finding a lobby that isn't plagued by one or more problematic types of players is almost impossible. Hacking is becoming so common it's hard to find a game without a hacker in it. There is no system to prevent or report these players other than making your own blacklist and kicking players if you remember their names. These problems are of course are irrelevant in private lobbies. However the game shines most in 4v4 capture the flag so unless you have a big friend group (yeah right it's 2025) or you join a discord, then it's racist, gooner hacker RNG in public lobbies. This game is a gem that needs a lot of work and polishing to truly shine. I will gladly change my review if these issues are addressed. PS. Remove log soup stacking.

The ultimate crossover of newest american presidents VS old ass sorcerers throwing it down wizard style Imagine just hearing 1 person from the enemy team saying fireball and one person from your own team saying biden blast, clashing each others attacks like its dragon ball. absolute CINEMA