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Futa Nights: Bloody Sluts 💋Futa Nights: Bloody Sluts 💋
I decided to relax a little and bought this game. I played it all evening while my parents weren't around, but then they came into my room and saw what I was doing. They beat me up for a long time, but the game is cool.
33 votes funny
I decided to relax a little and bought this game. I played it all evening while my parents weren't around, but then they came into my room and saw what I was doing. They beat me up for a long time, but the game is cool.
33 votes funny
I didn't see a single bite on the neck. Apparently, these vampires drink blood from somewhere else.
26 votes funny
Let's be honest, we all know why we're here. We saw the title and we clicked. But the actual gameplay has no right to be this addictive. Unironically a solid game
21 votes funny
I lay on the couch Pull down my pants And just spread out And start stroking I look at photos And watch porn And look at photos And watch porn And stroke
17 votes funny
After watching the trailer for this game, I saw a man with a girl. I thought it was my chance to dominate women, but in the end, I was dominated by a girl with balls and a stick between her legs
9 votes funny
An interesting game, recommended to play if there are no strangers in your room.Every self-respecting man should play the game to the end and realize who he feels he is in this world.
7 votes funny
Change of publisher and title shortly before release tells you this game was handed off and shoved out the door. The first one - Sex and Blood: Vampires - was a terrible game too. It was just as short, offered no choices, and the game leveling system was not functioning. But the animations and sex sounds were often appealing in a delightfully kinky and twisted way. And just when you thought it couldn't get worse, you have this game, originally titled as its sequel. Again, you have few true choices, though there are some. Three different possible endings. You max out all the weapons and implants much faster. You're flooded with character points and money almost from the get-go. Difference is that the animations are terrible this time as are the sound effects. PLUS there's no real story. Yes, you're out to save your gal, but nothing that happens makes any sense at all. Again, no finish to any sex scene. Too many alleged scenes with characters who aren't sexy, not even in a kinky way. MANY FEWER scenes than the first. Too few with any character remotely close to appealing. Finally, although I fully understand that kink, especially in a porn game, should never be judged, the dose of femboy was a kink too far for me 🫣
6 votes funny
That's exactly how I imagine a vacation in Thailand
6 votes funny
And what if I told you that the game Futa Nights: Bloody Sluts is the DLC for Mortal Kombat 1, and this game has the most brutal fatalities.
6 votes funny
I'm not sure if this was in the Twilight series, but I found Bella...or Edward...I don't understand anything anymore.
6 votes funny
Expected brutal fights. Got brutal fights… and also a vampire dominatrix who whispered philosophy during a chokehold. My moral compass is spinning faster than the neon signs in this cyberpunk hell. Graphics? Gorgeous. Story? Twisted. Stamina? Questionable. But hey — if you’re gonna lose your soul, might as well do it in high heels and blood-red lipstick.
4 votes funny
I wish my friend won't open activity for a lifetime.
4 votes funny
This game is exactly what it says on the tin. No apologies. No regrets. My brain is broken
4 votes funny
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4 votes funny
It was difficult, but I was able to pass with one hand :D
10 votes funny
the only fighting game I can play because the only thing that gets beat up here is the fighters' asses and the only thing that flows out is sperm
3 votes funny
I hope my friends don't see me playing futa games...
3 votes funny
Sometimes, looking at this, it becomes interesting, but in fact, our generation has turned intimacy upside down so much that it has become much more intimate to receive sincere affection than a naked girl.
3 votes funny
I wanted to say that hitting women is wrong, but these women are strange, with their own peculiarities. So I don’t even know, maybe it’s still possible. Or maybe even necessary.
3 votes funny
I never thought i'd have such a fetish... namely, writing reviews for various games... What did you think of? ^_^
2 votes funny
Life is pain - when you haven't checked if there is a surprise
2 votes funny
This is when you were preparing for a horror movie, but suddenly you got into the most unexpected plot twist of your life. 10/10, because now my list of phobias has been expanded... However, I'd rather keep quiet.
2 votes funny
Great game, I'm very pleased))
1 votes funny
The girls in this game turned out to be too unusual.
2 votes funny
It's better than the new Vampire: The Masquerade® - Bloodlines™ 2 and costs less.
4 votes funny

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