My brother asked me for a "Cyberpunk 2077" as a gift. Is this really the one? Do you think he’ll appreciate his sister’s… unique taste?
Playing this game is like watching an hour of mediocre porn and still feeling nothing. The visuals might be pretty, but the experience is utterly monotonous. The gameplay loop is repetitive, and the narrative fails to generate any real intrigue. I cannot recommend spending your time or money on it. The adult gaming has many other titles crafted with far more heart hot stories and memorable characters.
Every Saturday, I see these games plastered across the front Steam page. I’d wager a good 90% reviews are about as genuine as the plot in these games.
I signed up to stop a cyber-mutation outbreak. Now I’m managing agent stress levels, decoding cult manifestos, and accidentally falling for a bio-augmented spy who may or may not be trying to melt my brain with eye contact. The dystopia is neon, the stakes are high, and yes—my “interrogation techniques” are… unorthodox. 10/10. My therapist quit after mission 3.
Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
Don't waste your time.
I thought I'd give it a whirl since it was cheap, but you've already seen the best the game has to offer in the video.
- the "gameplay" is just random stat checks on a 10 minute timer
- the "writing" is bad to the point of incomprehensible, and completely linear
- the scenes are just 2-3 looping animations with nothing else to it
This is just shovelware, there's nothing really here at all.
I recommend satisfying yourself with viewing the materials on the game's page in the store and not wasting time reading trivial dialogues. If you're not just looking to play with your little one, but are interested in the topic of сyberbank, here are a couple of interesting books:
William Gibson "Neuromancer";
Philip K. Dick "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?";
Neal Stephenson "Snow Crash".
SQUAD XXX: Slut Hunt - dark cyberpunk with meaning and... content
If you've been looking for an adult cyberpunk experience for a long time, where the plot is not just an excuse for explicit scenes, but a full-fledged dark story, then you've found exactly this. Even though I played cyberpunk 2077, I didn't really go into it, but that's another matter.
Gameplay and depth:
There's a lot to do here besides clicking on dialogs.:
Adult content:
It's... surprisingly appropriate, but how else (because we all understand why we bought this game). The scenes don't look "fucking awful", they're not bad for games of this kind.Who is the game for:
For cyberpunk connoisseurs with a dark, adult story. :)
When youre assembling a squad for a serious mission, and in the end all the task come down to finding the one whos best hidden in the bushes in his underwear.
Yo, gamers! Dived into SQUAD XXX: Slut Hunt and it's a wild ride. Lead your squad through neon-lit streets, hunting down seductive targets in this steamy action-shooter. The adult twists amp up the thrill—raunchy encounters, customizable outfits, and boss fights that get intimate. Graphics pop, but controls feel clunky at times. Solid 8/10 for horny co-op fun. Worth the bucks if you're into edgy erotica!
SQUAD XXX: Slut Hunt is as if a very serious tactical RPG got electrocuted and was forced to take its pants off. The gameplay tries to be stern and grim, but the moment you click the wrong dialogue option, your gritty cyber-agent turns into the protagonist of a dark erotic novel. The game isn't so much about the 'hunt' as it is about a very peculiar form of corporate management in a world where the best way to relieve stress is... well, you get the idea.
My brother asked me for a "Cyberpunk 2077" as a gift. Is this really the one? Do you think he’ll appreciate his sister’s… unique taste?
Playing this game is like watching an hour of mediocre porn and still feeling nothing. The visuals might be pretty, but the experience is utterly monotonous. The gameplay loop is repetitive, and the narrative fails to generate any real intrigue. I cannot recommend spending your time or money on it. The adult gaming has many other titles crafted with far more heart hot stories and memorable characters.
Every Saturday, I see these games plastered across the front Steam page. I’d wager a good 90% reviews are about as genuine as the plot in these games.
I signed up to stop a cyber-mutation outbreak. Now I’m managing agent stress levels, decoding cult manifestos, and accidentally falling for a bio-augmented spy who may or may not be trying to melt my brain with eye contact. The dystopia is neon, the stakes are high, and yes—my “interrogation techniques” are… unorthodox. 10/10. My therapist quit after mission 3.
Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
Don't waste your time.
I thought I'd give it a whirl since it was cheap, but you've already seen the best the game has to offer in the video.
- the "gameplay" is just random stat checks on a 10 minute timer
- the "writing" is bad to the point of incomprehensible, and completely linear
- the scenes are just 2-3 looping animations with nothing else to it
This is just shovelware, there's nothing really here at all.
I recommend satisfying yourself with viewing the materials on the game's page in the store and not wasting time reading trivial dialogues. If you're not just looking to play with your little one, but are interested in the topic of сyberbank, here are a couple of interesting books:
William Gibson "Neuromancer";
Philip K. Dick "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?";
Neal Stephenson "Snow Crash".
SQUAD XXX: Slut Hunt - dark cyberpunk with meaning and... content
If you've been looking for an adult cyberpunk experience for a long time, where the plot is not just an excuse for explicit scenes, but a full-fledged dark story, then you've found exactly this. Even though I played cyberpunk 2077, I didn't really go into it, but that's another matter.
Gameplay and depth:
There's a lot to do here besides clicking on dialogs.:
Adult content:
It's... surprisingly appropriate, but how else (because we all understand why we bought this game). The scenes don't look "fucking awful", they're not bad for games of this kind.Who is the game for:
For cyberpunk connoisseurs with a dark, adult story. :)
When youre assembling a squad for a serious mission, and in the end all the task come down to finding the one whos best hidden in the bushes in his underwear.
Yo, gamers! Dived into SQUAD XXX: Slut Hunt and it's a wild ride. Lead your squad through neon-lit streets, hunting down seductive targets in this steamy action-shooter. The adult twists amp up the thrill—raunchy encounters, customizable outfits, and boss fights that get intimate. Graphics pop, but controls feel clunky at times. Solid 8/10 for horny co-op fun. Worth the bucks if you're into edgy erotica!
SQUAD XXX: Slut Hunt is as if a very serious tactical RPG got electrocuted and was forced to take its pants off. The gameplay tries to be stern and grim, but the moment you click the wrong dialogue option, your gritty cyber-agent turns into the protagonist of a dark erotic novel. The game isn't so much about the 'hunt' as it is about a very peculiar form of corporate management in a world where the best way to relieve stress is... well, you get the idea.
