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Paladins®Paladins®
"Mom, can i use your credit card to buy Overwatch?" "no" "ok"
4387 votes funny
"Mom, can i use your credit card to buy Overwatch?" "no" "ok"
4387 votes funny
-Do you want Overwatch? -Yes! -Do you have money? -No -Here is a free Overwatch for you!
1969 votes funny
-Mom,Can you give me 60 bucks? -For what? -I wanna buy Overwatch -Go fuck yourself kid! -FINE! I STILL HAVE PALADINS!!!!
1778 votes funny
underwatch
1749 votes funny
Gameplay from Overwatch, chests from CS:GO, cards from Hearthstone, bad players from Dota2.
1212 votes funny
"No Money For Overwatch". The game
1159 votes funny
It's like Overwatch but without Overwatch.
1100 votes funny
Paladins is Overwatch, but doesn't have a fleshed out storyline (yet?) So what other game is also not heavily influenced by it's storyline and is a First Person Shooter? Team Fortress 2~ Paladins is Team Fortress 2, but TF2 has 9 playable characters instead of 17+. So what other game has 17+ playable characters also known as champions? League of Legends~ Paladins is League of Legends, but League of Legends is just a Moba. So what other game is both a Moba & a First-Person Shooter? BattleBorn~ Paladins is BattleBorn, but legends speak of the tale that BattleBorn is already 'dead'. Steam Charts clearly shows Paladins isn't 'dead' (yet?). But what game is both a Moba & a Shooter that is already 'dead'? Super Monday Night Combat~ So while it's safe to assume Paladins is not SMNC both Paladins & SMNC do have something in common which is... Valve TF2 Promotions~ Paladins clearly likes promotions, So does their brother/sister game Smite. So what Promotion does both Paladins & Smite relate to? Twitch Prime Promotion & what other game relates to the Twitch Prime Promotion? Hearthstone~ Paladins is Hearthstone, but that's a card game how does that relate to Paladins at all? You might say~ Well it doesn't. The clue isn't Hearthstone itself but rather the company behind it Blizzard & what game did Blizzard make that does relate to Paladins? Overwatch! So there we have it, it's safe to assume Paladins is Overwatch right? Objection! It's actually left~ You see one of the developers Todd Harris 'left' a message which in short was "Overwatch was not the inspiration for Paladins" So what is the true identity of Paladins? Paladins~ Paladins is Paladins confirmed.? Also it's fun...in case you haven't played it already...
954 votes funny
This has horses. Overwatch doesn't.
845 votes funny
Roses are Red, Paladins is Dead REMOVE OB64!!!!!!!!!! P2W !!!!!!!!!!!!
726 votes funny
Overwatch for poor people. it is quite fun and plays well
705 votes funny
Atleast its not battleborn.
507 votes funny
Overwatch for poor person like me. GG <3
475 votes funny
Can't afford Overwatch. Saw Paladins. Now I'm hooked. I can see how this is similiar to Overwatch, but it's good though. And free.
415 votes funny
I didn't think Blizzard could have come up with a sequel to Overwatch this quickly but boy was I wrong, they managed to pull it off. This game is a worthy successor and manages to vastly expand on the systems and mechanics introduced in Overwatch. And the best part is they made it free to play and available on Steam.
290 votes funny
"Mom, can i use your credit card to buy Overwatch?" "no" "ok"
289 votes funny
Nobody reads reviews for sure, so I'll say I'm gay
277 votes funny

I'm not even poor but I prefer this more than Overwatch

275 votes funny
The reasons this game is better than OW Lian's boobs Skye's butt Cassie's boobs seris' thighs
257 votes funny
Paladins® is a free-to-play hero-based shooter that blends team-oriented gameplay with a flexible card-based customization system. Often compared to similar titles in the genre, Paladins sets itself apart by offering deeper customization options and a wide variety of characters, ensuring each match feels unique and strategic. At its core, Paladins emphasizes team play, with roles such as damage dealers, tanks, healers, and flankers. Players select from a diverse roster of Champions, each with unique abilities and playstyles, and use a card system to modify their stats and skills. This system allows for creative builds, enabling players to tailor their Champion to suit specific strategies or personal preferences. The gameplay is fast-paced and rewarding, with well-designed maps that encourage both tactical positioning and dynamic combat. The vibrant, cartoon-like art style and the mix of fantasy and technology in its world-building give the game a distinct identity. Matches are engaging, whether you're capturing objectives, escorting payloads, or fending off enemy assaults in its various modes. However, Paladins is not without its flaws. The balancing of Champions can sometimes feel inconsistent, leading to frustrating matches where certain characters dominate. Additionally, while the game is free-to-play, its reliance on microtransactions for cosmetic items and unlocking Champions may feel restrictive to some players. Despite these shortcomings, Paladins remains a solid and enjoyable team shooter. Its flexibility and emphasis on customization make it appealing to players who enjoy experimenting with strategies and builds. The ongoing updates and active community ensure that the game stays fresh and engaging. Score: 8/10 – A fun and customizable hero shooter with depth and replayability, held back slightly by balancing and monetization quirks.
251 votes funny
There's no brigette in this game. FeelsGoodMan
234 votes funny
Store brand Overwatch
225 votes funny
Roses are red The Rock is Samoa The last thing you'll hear Is "YOU CHALLENGE MAKOA?" :)
224 votes funny
It looks like overwatch, FREE , on STEAM, why are you waiting for? It even got a russian guy, Viktor he rush b.
212 votes funny
So far I have not seen Tracer in this game.
211 votes funny

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