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Black SquadBlack Squad
My wife cheated on me.
544 votes funny
My wife cheated on me.
544 votes funny
me:mom gimme 10$ i'll buy Counter striker global offensive mom: no me:ok I also know a mentally unstable handicapped child that only plays and dedicates all of his time playing this eventhough he has csgo rainbow6 and pubg 11/10 would play again
367 votes funny
>Finishes tutorial -Hm okay, not bad, oh I got a reward on my inbox, lets check it out *game crashes* -Oh...It's in Early Access so whatever (even though it's been in Korea for a while) *restarts game* "This person is already logged in" *10 restarts later* "This person is already logged in" *1000 restarts later* "This person is already logged in" *10000 restarts later* "This person is already log-" >Absolutely destroys laptop 10/10 would recommend and play again, devs should change name to Black Screen
263 votes funny
best $0.00 i ever spent
255 votes funny
im gay
234 votes funny
Racist. I wanted white squad.
223 votes funny
Walk out of spawn: Sniper Walk around a corner: Claymore Spawn in: Air Striked Breath: Toxic Gas Move: Cardiac Arrest Think: Brain Hemorrhage
215 votes funny
TAC RELOAD TAC RELOAD TAC RELOAD TAC RELOAD
201 votes funny
It's just like real life! You have to pay to be a female.
184 votes funny
Before I played Black Squad i had a small wee wee, no friends, no boyfriend and absolutely no will to live. None of these things have changed, but the game is pretty good.
153 votes funny
Nobody will read my review, so I'll just say I'm gay
146 votes funny
Before I played this i had a small penis, no girlfriend and no will to live. None of these things have changed, but the game is pretty good.
138 votes funny
Nobody will read this. So i'm gay
130 votes funny
---{Graphics}--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☑ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ Paint.exe ---{Gameplay}--- ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ It‘s just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Starring at walls is better ☐ Just don‘t ---{Audio}--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ Earrape ---{Audience}--- ☐ Kids ☐ Teens ☐ Adults ☑ Human ---{PC Requirements}--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☑ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boiiiiii ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{Difficulity}--- ☐ Just press ‚A‘ ☐ Easy ☐ Significant brain usage ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{Grind}--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☑ Isnt necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding ---{Story}--- ☑ Story? ☐ Text or Audio floating around ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovley ☐ It‘ll replace your life ---{Game Time}--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☑ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{Price}--- ☑ It’s free! ☐ Worth the price ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{Bugs}--- ☐ Never heard of ☑ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs Amazing Game.
128 votes funny
"A Call of Duty Experience even the poor 12 year olds can enjoy!" -IGN
123 votes funny
I've seen alot of potential in this game.. But, I can't see it now... Cause im asian.. (Also no asian servers)
115 votes funny
I need a job
111 votes funny
Poor man's CS:GO???
92 votes funny
I've played 98 minutes with a friend,this game worth a try. Pros: You can play this game even on a potato You can have a lot of fun while playing Instead of games like LoL this game wont make you wanna kill yourself Cons: i said hi and someone fucked my mother in the chat ;-;
90 votes funny
Press for TAC RELOAD!
81 votes funny
counter strike for homeless brazilian
77 votes funny
This games pre good. I mean i have a potato laptop with an apu and a trash processor. Both are below the minimum. With this said, I can achieve 20 frames constantly. Im not saying thats good but im saying that its at least playable. So if u have a trash pc like me and want to play a f2p fps game that isnt p2w, then give this game a try.
77 votes funny
If your looking for a review on this game you've come to the wrong place, but if your're looking for an outstanding pie recipe you've come to the right place. Ingredients: 1. 6 tablespoons unsalted butter 2. 1/2 cup white sugar 3. 1/2 cup brown sugar 4. 1/4 cup water 5. 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon 6. 1 pinch salt 7. 5 apples - peeled, cored and sliced 8. 1 pastry for double-crust pie Directions: 1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C). 2. Combine butter, white sugar, brown sugar, water, cinnamon, and salt in a saucepan over medium heat. Bring to a boil, remove from heat and set aside. 3. Roll out half the pastry to fit a 9-inch pie plate. Place bottom crust in pie plate; pour in apple slices. 4. Roll out top crust into a 10-inch circle. Cut into 8 (1-inch) wide strips with a sharp paring knife or pastry wheel. Weave the pastry strips, one at a time, into a lattice pattern. Fold the ends of the lattice strips under the edge of the bottom crust and crimp to seal. 5. Pour butter-sugar mixture over top of pie, coating the lattice, and allowing any remaining sauce to drizzle through the crust. 6. Bake in the preheated oven for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C), and bake until the crust is golden brown, the caramel on the top crust is set, and the apple filling is bubbling, 35 to 40 more minutes. Allow to cool completely before slicing.
76 votes funny
-Starts game -Does Tutorial -Ok -Sees in-game money -200k ok i guess guns are 400k-600k -Guns 80k-192k -WAT!? -Buys 2 super good guns who already have everything on them (scope,grenade launcher) -Didnt have to play the game to get good guns have them already at lvl 1 -Still have 30K left -Everyday by just playing 15k in-game money -Ok -Easy 10/10 After checking shit out i can assure u EVERYTHING AND I MEAN EVERYTHING "cough" except skins "cough" CAN BE BOUGHT WHIT IN-GAME Money
75 votes funny
GAME CRASHES,bugs,fps drops,new skins rather than fixing the game but fk all that i still have 3000h of gameplay broke 6 mouses and 2 laptops on this game buts still playing it and dunno why it's best fps i'v ever played add me if u need a walkthrough. amine27559
69 votes funny

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