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PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDSPUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS
Fun and challenging for both you and your pc.
15906 votes funny
Fun and challenging for both you and your pc.
15906 votes funny
Realistic and fun simulation of Detroit area.
9763 votes funny
-Jump out a plane naked -Land in a strange Romanian Town -Kill a guy with a pan -Go home and play PUBG 5/7 would purchase again.
6482 votes funny
This game is like dating an alcoholic. They're a lot of fun to be around, and you legitimately like them. But they have serious problems that ruin the whole relationship. You keep thinking they'll change, but they never will. Instead they'll just try to sell you an Event Pass to see parts of their body.
3695 votes funny
Every kill is skill, every death is hackers.
3200 votes funny
10/10 motion blur is unchecked by default.
2828 votes funny
450 Hours of my cpu gasping for oxygen, 11/10
2705 votes funny
1. Join a game 2. Follow me, im a snake. 3. China number one. 4. Inaudible screeching in plane. 5. Rage Repeat
2497 votes funny
PUBG is the type of game where it starts off with not caring too much if you die in the first few minutes (approx 90 players alive), after a little while and some reasonable loot and gear has been found, you would prefer not to die at this point but still not too fussed if you die (approx 60-70 players alive). After the 3rd/4th blue circle,You start to believe that you can achieve the impossible...you could possibly win...you'll taste the sweet fruits of victory...(10 players remaining)...you've made it to top 10....but you still want more....no more mistakes or joking around now...you're close....(last 2 players)...you believe in this...you can win! But alas...you make an idiotic mistake. You end as #2.....that moment will haunt you forever... This is what will happen every game, you'll feel rage, anger and above all serenity when you die because you know that the game is over....until you start the next one. Welcome to the battleground.
2276 votes funny
---{Graphics}--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ Paint.exe ---{Gameplay}--- ☑ Addictive like heroin ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It‘s just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Starring at walls is better ☐ Just don‘t ---{Audio}--- ☐ Eargasm ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ Earrape ---{Audience}--- ☐ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Average Solitare Players ---{PC Requirements}--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☑ Decent ☑ Fast ☑ Rich boiiiiii ☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{Difficulity}--- ☐ Just press ‚A‘ ☐ Easy ☐ Significant brain usage ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{Grind}--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☑ Isnt necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding ---{Story}--- ☑ If you want story, then go read a book. ☐ Text or Audio floating around ☐ Average depends an DLC ☐ Good ☐ Lovley ☐ It‘ll replace your life ---{Game Time}--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of tea ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☑ To infinity and beyond ---{Price}--- ☐ There is no „price“ ☑ Worth the price ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{Bugs}--- ☐ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☑ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity ☐ Get a bug spray. Or more. A lot more. Or maybe a flamethrower. Or a nuke.
2216 votes funny
1. Join a match. 2. Die to a camper. 3. Think about meaning of life 4. Fuck it lets play another match 5. Oh its 4am already
2128 votes funny
You guys should put bug fixes in loot crates. Wait, I should patent that.
1981 votes funny
--{Graphics}--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ Paint.exe ---{Gameplay}--- ☐ Addictive like heroin ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ It‘s just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Starring at walls is better ☐ Just don‘t ---{Audio}--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☑ Bad ☐ Earrape ---{Audience}--- ☐ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Average Solitare Players ---{PC Requirements}--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☑ Decent ☑ Fast ☑ Rich boiiiiii ☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{Difficulity}--- ☐ Just press ‚A‘ ☐ Easy ☐ Significant brain usage ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{Grind}--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☑ Isnt necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding ---{Story}--- ☑ If you want story, then go read a book. ☐ Text or Audio floating around ☐ Average depends an DLC ☐ Good ☐ Lovley ☐ It‘ll replace your life ---{Game Time}--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of tea ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☑ To infinity and beyond ---{Price}--- ☐ There is no „price“ ☐ Worth the price ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☑ You could also just burn your money ---{Bugs}--- ☐ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity ☑ Get a bug spray. Or more. A lot more. Or maybe a flamethrower. Or a nuke.
1970 votes funny
this shit mid as hell
1970 votes funny
Players unknown battlegrounds:Battlegrounds tf
1969 votes funny
Friend got banned for honking horn near a streamer called "stone mountain", and they called it "harassment". There aren't even enemy player tags, like how the heck was he supposed to know?
1938 votes funny
It's like H1Z1 except it doesn't suck.
1749 votes funny
Current players 3 million - new crate. Current players 2 million - new crate. Current players 1 million - sale
1724 votes funny
Rather than fixing the cheating problem, let's just give it away for free! What could go wrong, right?
1519 votes funny
Chinese. Chinese everywhere. If I say "ni hao ma" they'll know I'm not one of them. If I don't say "ni hao ma" they'll shoot me and take my loot. I worked hard for these 7 Red Dot Sights. Might as well learn Mandarin. Resistance is futile.
1504 votes funny
Me: I HATE THIS GAME!! I CLEARLY SHOT HIM 15 TIMES!! Friend: ahaha ready up Me: ok
1464 votes funny
Developments since release >Kill streamer Get banned >honk at a streamer Get banned >you like free cosmetics ? Now pay for them >performance Still sh^t >server mega sh^t
1445 votes funny
PUBG is like that one girl you fell in love with. She's great, she gets you, she's fun, she is everything you were looking for. She also turns out to be a gold digger, cheats on you more times then you know and makes you work for it just so you can pay for it too. You maybe start to realise she's really not as hot as she use to be. She never really loved you but she also need you to stick around a little longer. So she'll start feeding you good news, she'll try to change it up, wear new clothes and change her hair just to keep your interested, Oh which you've likely worked for and paid for, for her. And when things seem to get worse that's when she tells you she will change and everything will be ok but to be honest 4 years later nothing really will change and she's likely leaving you for a chinese man... if she hasn't already.
1355 votes funny
Bought this game in the morning.. Started a match and died instantly, i told myself I'd play one more, after 10 hours I realised that the sun went down xD recommend this game.
1345 votes funny
More like ChinesePlayer's HackingGrounds Edit: Game's still garbage 3 years later. Pass
1205 votes funny

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