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Hogwarts LegacyHogwarts Legacy
You can do everything you can't do in real life, like casting magic and talking to girls
5506 votes funny
You can do everything you can't do in real life, like casting magic and talking to girls
5506 votes funny
The great thing about this game is if there's any bugs the devs can just say it's magic.
3637 votes funny
When they put the sorting hat on me it's gonna say “Azkaban“
2161 votes funny
*Revelio* 10/10
2145 votes funny
Voldemort's going to seem like Gandhi after I'm done with this game
1480 votes funny
There is British people in the game
1358 votes funny
Deek thinks you should be proud of all the potions you’ve brewed.
1350 votes funny
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1283 votes funny
I cannot believe that the creators of Hogwarts Legacy and JK Rowling would do something so controversial. It is entirely unacceptable in 2023 to have these views and they deserve all the hate they get. I will be refunding this game and boycotting it to spread awareness. It is inhumane and downright demeaning that they make you play as a british person.
1269 votes funny
Please send help. I was transported into the Wizarding world and cannot pull myself away. Wife's not happy. But I am.
1027 votes funny
You can pet every single cat
838 votes funny

DENUVO REMUVO

756 votes funny
Shadow wizard money gang, we love casting spells
747 votes funny
Voldemort's going to seem like Gandhi after I'm done with this game
649 votes funny
"Can you imagine how inconvenient travel was before I invented Floo Powder?" Ignatia Wildsmith asked calmly.
501 votes funny
couldn't name my character poopy butt, a single player only game should not have a profanity filter.
484 votes funny
Professor Garlick. Nuff said.
449 votes funny
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378 votes funny
Could it get any cosier than Hogsmead?
371 votes funny
Poaching wild beasts for potion materials is bad but capturing them for the sole purpose of forcefully breeding them long-term in the name of scientific research is good. This Public Service Announcement is brought to you by the Magical Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.
360 votes funny
You can do everything you can't do in real life, like casting magic and talking to girls
357 votes funny
Girlfriend probably not happy. 10/10.
350 votes funny
It's crazy how respecting the fans and source material actually works. Who would've thought?
298 votes funny
"Why spiders? Why couldn't it be 'follow the butterflies'?" – Ron Weasley
286 votes funny
Was into it until it was completely ruined by the game telling me I couldn't name my beast "Punky" even though he has a sick purple mohawk. Naming restrictions in an offline single player game is one of the dumbest possible decisions made for literally zero gain I could come up with, congrats to the devs. 0/10 Let me name my damn Mooncalf Punky, would refund if I could.
285 votes funny

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