
Project Zomboid
Feb 5, 2015
Feb 5, 2015
Nov 5, 2022
Oct 23, 2015
Feb 10, 2023
Nov 30, 2024
Oct 22, 2024
Jul 28, 2024
Jun 20, 2024
Jan 28, 2024
Jan 25, 2024
Aug 15, 2023
Apr 22, 2023
Apr 11, 2023
Jan 29, 2023
Jan 16, 2023
Jan 15, 2023
Dec 28, 2022
Mar 22, 2022
Jan 31, 2022
Jan 3, 2022
Nov 27, 2021
Aug 20, 2021
Aug 20, 2021
Mar 22, 2020
Aug 21, 2018

76561198060863711

Recommended48 hrs played (45 hrs at review)
Day 1;
Morning;
A zombie broke through the window. Managed to take it out. Still, this house in not safe. There are too many dead around and I only have 1 golfstick.
Midday;
Went inside a house and was shocked to find 2 zombies occupying it. My golfstick broke during the fight. Took them out with my bare hands but only barely. No scratches or bites, thank God. Still no sign of a weapon.
Evening;
I need to sleep but how can I when I constantly hear the dead outside and no weapon to defend myself. If they break inside the house during the night I will be helpless. Still, I need to try and get some rest if I want to survive this.
If anyone reads this it means I didn't make it. I pray to God you are more lucky.
6 votes funny
76561198060863711

Recommended48 hrs played (45 hrs at review)
Day 1;
Morning;
A zombie broke through the window. Managed to take it out. Still, this house in not safe. There are too many dead around and I only have 1 golfstick.
Midday;
Went inside a house and was shocked to find 2 zombies occupying it. My golfstick broke during the fight. Took them out with my bare hands but only barely. No scratches or bites, thank God. Still no sign of a weapon.
Evening;
I need to sleep but how can I when I constantly hear the dead outside and no weapon to defend myself. If they break inside the house during the night I will be helpless. Still, I need to try and get some rest if I want to survive this.
If anyone reads this it means I didn't make it. I pray to God you are more lucky.
6 votes funny
76561199053428028

Not Recommended268 hrs played (12 hrs at review)
no sex with zombies (still no sex)
5 votes funny
76561197998162268

Recommended18 hrs played (9 hrs at review)
First run-through started promising! Found an axe within minutes, covered all the windows of my own house and plenty of food to keep a low profile for a week. The Z's were no match for the ultimate survivor, namely ME.
Until I forgot to turn off the oven at night and my house burned down, killing me in my sleep.
10/10
5 votes funny
76561199025566800

Recommended193 hrs played (102 hrs at review)
Incredible game, Sadly you cant have sex with the zombies
2 votes funny
76561198291205969

Recommended160 hrs played (14 hrs at review)
if i could, i'd f*ck the corpses
1 votes funny
76561198991645675

Recommended224 hrs played (200 hrs at review)
I wake up
my neck hurt
10 minutes later im death
Great game 10 out of 10
1 votes funny
76561199094951755

Not Recommended1142 hrs played (948 hrs at review)
I mean i kinda like the game ig
1 votes funny
76561199376426772

Not Recommended20 hrs played (15 hrs at review)
fcking kut game
1 votes funny
76561199487023777

Recommended249 hrs played (64 hrs at review)
I died in my 10 hour run amazing
1 votes funny
76561199071180982

Not Recommended6 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
this shit is ass
1 votes funny
76561199131723489

Recommended99 hrs played (86 hrs at review)
Don't drink bleach or do I don't care.
1 votes funny
76561199088722252

Recommended145 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
+ Killing
- My skills
1 votes funny
76561198078722558

Recommended112 hrs played (70 hrs at review)
Holy shit this game is brutal and it doesn't hold my hand. :O
I like it when a game treats me like a adult.
1 votes funny
76561198012054890

Not Recommended2 hrs played
Played this < 2013 in EA: Game crashed
Played this in 2023: Game crashes twice in tutorial and crashes in sandbox.
Uninstalled.
1 votes funny
76561199176681311

Recommended375 hrs played (45 hrs at review)
Killed hundreds of zombies but died because of a burnt sausage. Totally would recommend
1 votes funny
76561197970865121

Recommended249 hrs played (69 hrs at review)
Survive zombie attack in base
gather zombies in pile
make molotov to burn them, spend 20 minutes figuring out how to trow them
fire spreads
house gone
1 votes funny
76561199222798719

Recommended117 hrs played (26 hrs at review)
10/10 would get my groin eaten again
1 votes funny
76561198853582352

Recommended11 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
Very cool game yes! I like da game but i am too dumb
1 votes funny
76561199012876604

Recommended200 hrs played (44 hrs at review)
If you have not played this game yet. Youre missing something in youre live. This is a bloody funny survival game. You just need to buy this.
1 votes funny
76561198055814981

Recommended615 hrs played (31 hrs at review)
I just like this game XD expect to die, a lot.
1 votes funny
76561198055575082

Recommended756 hrs played (504 hrs at review)
10/10 would play and ragequit again.
1 votes funny
76561199104176813

Recommended26 hrs played (8 hrs at review)
GOT BITTEN BY A ZOMBIE NUMEROUS OF TIMES AND IT KINDA TURNS ME ON SO I KEEP PLAYING UNTIL I MAKE ANOTHER FEMALE CHARACTER AND JERK OFF TO IT 5 TIMES A DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 votes funny
76561198921231595

Recommended1517 hrs played (259 hrs at review)
whomp whomp
this is how I died
1 votes funny
76561198087992377

Recommended174 hrs played (18 hrs at review)
THE BEST ZOMBIE SURVIVAL SIMULATOR OUT THERE EVER. BUY RIGHT NOW, YOU WILL NOT REGRET
1 votes funny
76561198075290330

Recommended1471 hrs played (1017 hrs at review)
Well I guess I've played this enough to know where I stand with it, buy it, just freakin buy it already. I've been with zomboid since before steam and I can say this, it just gets better every month, literally. Now if you're one of those people that needs npc's so badly you lash out at your fellow humans you're in luck there's a mod, well 2 but that's beside the point, called super survivors, it's great it works and the creator is a master at his craft. Anyways just buy it, look it up its one of the most realistic immersive zombie apocalypse survival games in existence, hands down.
-Minnigin
1 votes funny
Project Zomboid
Feb 5, 2015
Feb 5, 2015
Nov 5, 2022
Oct 23, 2015
Feb 10, 2023
Nov 30, 2024
Oct 22, 2024
Jul 28, 2024
Jun 20, 2024
Jan 28, 2024
Jan 25, 2024
Aug 15, 2023
Apr 22, 2023
Apr 11, 2023
Jan 29, 2023
Jan 16, 2023
Jan 15, 2023
Dec 28, 2022
Mar 22, 2022
Jan 31, 2022
Jan 3, 2022
Nov 27, 2021
Aug 20, 2021
Aug 20, 2021
Mar 22, 2020
Aug 21, 2018

76561198060863711

Recommended48 hrs played (45 hrs at review)
Day 1;
Morning;
A zombie broke through the window. Managed to take it out. Still, this house in not safe. There are too many dead around and I only have 1 golfstick.
Midday;
Went inside a house and was shocked to find 2 zombies occupying it. My golfstick broke during the fight. Took them out with my bare hands but only barely. No scratches or bites, thank God. Still no sign of a weapon.
Evening;
I need to sleep but how can I when I constantly hear the dead outside and no weapon to defend myself. If they break inside the house during the night I will be helpless. Still, I need to try and get some rest if I want to survive this.
If anyone reads this it means I didn't make it. I pray to God you are more lucky.
6 votes funny
76561198060863711

Recommended48 hrs played (45 hrs at review)
Day 1;
Morning;
A zombie broke through the window. Managed to take it out. Still, this house in not safe. There are too many dead around and I only have 1 golfstick.
Midday;
Went inside a house and was shocked to find 2 zombies occupying it. My golfstick broke during the fight. Took them out with my bare hands but only barely. No scratches or bites, thank God. Still no sign of a weapon.
Evening;
I need to sleep but how can I when I constantly hear the dead outside and no weapon to defend myself. If they break inside the house during the night I will be helpless. Still, I need to try and get some rest if I want to survive this.
If anyone reads this it means I didn't make it. I pray to God you are more lucky.
6 votes funny
76561199053428028

Not Recommended268 hrs played (12 hrs at review)
no sex with zombies (still no sex)
5 votes funny
76561197998162268

Recommended18 hrs played (9 hrs at review)
First run-through started promising! Found an axe within minutes, covered all the windows of my own house and plenty of food to keep a low profile for a week. The Z's were no match for the ultimate survivor, namely ME.
Until I forgot to turn off the oven at night and my house burned down, killing me in my sleep.
10/10
5 votes funny
76561199025566800

Recommended193 hrs played (102 hrs at review)
Incredible game, Sadly you cant have sex with the zombies
2 votes funny
76561198291205969

Recommended160 hrs played (14 hrs at review)
if i could, i'd f*ck the corpses
1 votes funny
76561198991645675

Recommended224 hrs played (200 hrs at review)
I wake up
my neck hurt
10 minutes later im death
Great game 10 out of 10
1 votes funny
76561199094951755

Not Recommended1142 hrs played (948 hrs at review)
I mean i kinda like the game ig
1 votes funny
76561199376426772

Not Recommended20 hrs played (15 hrs at review)
fcking kut game
1 votes funny
76561199487023777

Recommended249 hrs played (64 hrs at review)
I died in my 10 hour run amazing
1 votes funny
76561199071180982

Not Recommended6 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
this shit is ass
1 votes funny
76561199131723489

Recommended99 hrs played (86 hrs at review)
Don't drink bleach or do I don't care.
1 votes funny
76561199088722252

Recommended145 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
+ Killing
- My skills
1 votes funny
76561198078722558

Recommended112 hrs played (70 hrs at review)
Holy shit this game is brutal and it doesn't hold my hand. :O
I like it when a game treats me like a adult.
1 votes funny
76561198012054890

Not Recommended2 hrs played
Played this < 2013 in EA: Game crashed
Played this in 2023: Game crashes twice in tutorial and crashes in sandbox.
Uninstalled.
1 votes funny
76561199176681311

Recommended375 hrs played (45 hrs at review)
Killed hundreds of zombies but died because of a burnt sausage. Totally would recommend
1 votes funny
76561197970865121

Recommended249 hrs played (69 hrs at review)
Survive zombie attack in base
gather zombies in pile
make molotov to burn them, spend 20 minutes figuring out how to trow them
fire spreads
house gone
1 votes funny
76561199222798719

Recommended117 hrs played (26 hrs at review)
10/10 would get my groin eaten again
1 votes funny
76561198853582352

Recommended11 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
Very cool game yes! I like da game but i am too dumb
1 votes funny
76561199012876604

Recommended200 hrs played (44 hrs at review)
If you have not played this game yet. Youre missing something in youre live. This is a bloody funny survival game. You just need to buy this.
1 votes funny
76561198055814981

Recommended615 hrs played (31 hrs at review)
I just like this game XD expect to die, a lot.
1 votes funny
76561198055575082

Recommended756 hrs played (504 hrs at review)
10/10 would play and ragequit again.
1 votes funny
76561199104176813

Recommended26 hrs played (8 hrs at review)
GOT BITTEN BY A ZOMBIE NUMEROUS OF TIMES AND IT KINDA TURNS ME ON SO I KEEP PLAYING UNTIL I MAKE ANOTHER FEMALE CHARACTER AND JERK OFF TO IT 5 TIMES A DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 votes funny
76561198921231595

Recommended1517 hrs played (259 hrs at review)
whomp whomp
this is how I died
1 votes funny
76561198087992377

Recommended174 hrs played (18 hrs at review)
THE BEST ZOMBIE SURVIVAL SIMULATOR OUT THERE EVER. BUY RIGHT NOW, YOU WILL NOT REGRET
1 votes funny
76561198075290330

Recommended1471 hrs played (1017 hrs at review)
Well I guess I've played this enough to know where I stand with it, buy it, just freakin buy it already. I've been with zomboid since before steam and I can say this, it just gets better every month, literally. Now if you're one of those people that needs npc's so badly you lash out at your fellow humans you're in luck there's a mod, well 2 but that's beside the point, called super survivors, it's great it works and the creator is a master at his craft. Anyways just buy it, look it up its one of the most realistic immersive zombie apocalypse survival games in existence, hands down.
-Minnigin
1 votes funny