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Dec 10, 2020
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76561198175799699

Recommended176 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
My shlong has never been this big
54 votes funny
76561198175799699

Recommended176 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
My shlong has never been this big
54 votes funny
76561198019406243

Recommended31 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
INSTANT 10/10 FOR THE SOLE FACT THAT IN EVERY CUTSCENE IN WHICH I SEE MY OWN CHARACTER THROUGH THE EYES OF SOMEONE ELSE, MY GIRL IS BUTT NAKED. EVERY SINGLE TIME. THANKS CDPR FOR THIS 60 DOLLAR NSFW REDDIT NUDE 3D MODEL SIMULATOR.
8 votes funny
76561198003586981

Recommended139 hrs played (65 hrs at review)
Per ongeluk gay porn opgezet. 10/10
4 votes funny
76561198103187761

Not Recommended187 hrs played (64 hrs at review)
actual garbage, games a year old now and still has more bugs than a crackheads stinky matress. Do yourself a favor and spend your money on something decent like hentai weed puzzles
3 votes funny
76561198034264743

Not Recommended4 hrs played (3 hrs at review)
I am so dissapointed, the game doesn't run well and I have a RTX 3080 and a i7 9700k (5.2Ghz)... Update after update and they did not fix anything. I will change this review once they made the game playable!
3 votes funny
76561198034816865

Not Recommended81 hrs played (36 hrs at review)
This game is one of the biggest lies in gaming to this date.
Instead of writing a massive review just watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CymqHdNYkg
it explain the same problems and shortcomings with the game that i have found.
I wanted this game to be great but it is mediocre at best. Don't expect a game like The Witcher 3.
3 votes funny
76561198177075666

Recommended188 hrs played (56 hrs at review)
gewoon goed joh. zeik niet zo. john wick van fortnite zit er in gasten!!! wat wil je nog meer denk ik dan. owh en best wel nice looking megabytes moet ik zeggen if u know what i mean ;) (talking about john wick from fortnite ofc)
3 votes funny
76561198194636109

Not Recommended10 hrs played (10 hrs at review)
Rip alle kinderen die zwaar epileptische aanval kregen van deze overhyped kutgame
2 votes funny
76561198987907967

Recommended161 hrs played (54 hrs at review)
Goede, uitgebreide game
2 votes funny
76561198440840852

Recommended34 hrs played (10 hrs at review)
---{Gameplay}---
☑ Try not to get addicted
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Nothing special
☐ Ehh
☐ Bad
☐ Just dont
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget reality
☑ Masterpiece
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Will do
☐ Bad
☐ Awful
☐ Paint.exe
---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape
---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Everyone
---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press a bunch of buttons
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Not so easy
☐ Difficult
---{Price}---
☐ Just buy it
☑ Worth the price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Maybe if you have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ Dont throw money into a rubbish bin
---{Bugs}---
☑ Never had any
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Few bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Ruining the game
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
2 votes funny
76561198952660699

Recommended26 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
Tot nu toe een vet spel, weinig last van de bugs.
2 votes funny
76561198390324803

Not Recommended77 hrs played (19 hrs at review)
this game seems good on the surface, but the gameplay, choices, story, dialoque, skills, pretty much everything lacks or feels superficial. the best part of this game is the world building and the detail, only if they had put that effort in fixing the bugs and polishing EVERY OTHER ASPECT of the game
2 votes funny
76561197971377924

Recommended58 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
Yes it lives up to the hype, the storytelling is like you expect from cdprojektred, played for a few hours, have not seen any obvious bugs yet. no crashes aswell, seems day1 patch solved many a problem.
Running a i7 with 16gb ram and a 1070, runs great on ultra/high.
-update after 40 hours-
Finished the main storyline... awesome story, liked the references to the movie fightclub...
Seen a few bugs, had some minor graphic glitches but nothing gamebreaking, also some sound issues where a storm had past, but you could still hear it, after saving the game and reload it was fine though... nothing gamebreaking seen by me...
as said before, it runs great on my system, but i always make sure i have the latest drivers installed and everything is updated...
hope this helps some people deciding...
2 votes funny
76561198348347390

Recommended38 hrs played (38 hrs at review)
Brussels Simulator
1 votes funny
76561198834622737

Recommended8 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
I LOVE CHINA I AM VERY LOVE CHINA I LOVE CHINESE PEOPLE GIVE ME FIVE BRO LOL
1 votes funny
76561198424196513

Recommended79 hrs played (20 hrs at review)
Alexa look up "Panam rule 34"
1 votes funny
76561198128047873

Recommended154 hrs played (24 hrs at review)
slapping people with a sex-toy? wonderfull! im just whiffling them all with sir phallus
1 votes funny
76561198007998240

Not Recommended27 hrs played (9 hrs at review)
Save your Cash. i buy this at 50% discount still not worth it.
1.6 was suppose to be the changer not for me, i didnt see the release of the game but if everyone say they fix a lot then poor people that bought this for full price. I still got alot of bugs: audioskips in missons/cutscenes, damage of the car if you call it to you (and no repairshop haha), hair that goes wild, npc that go on top of eachother to buy stuff at the vendingmachines and i could go on. maybe it will be fixed in a year or 5.
Even WatchDogs Legion is 10 times better.
Lucky there are tones of mods on Nexus to keep me busy, love that the community try to fix this game.
1 votes funny
76561197966625834

Recommended51 hrs played (47 hrs at review)
Not GTA, not Witcher.... but still an AWESOME experience of a future as we've only seen in Blade Runner. Bugs are mostly gone, and skill system needs some work, but the atmosphere is all worth it. 7.5 / 10.
1 votes funny
76561197990202107

Recommended17 hrs played (10 hrs at review)
J*sus chr*st i began to like this game but after the big 1.5 patch the game doesn't start anymore!!!
Tried a clean install still nothing....
1 votes funny
Cyberpunk 2077
Dec 10, 2020
Dec 10, 2020
Dec 11, 2020
Dec 30, 2020
Nov 29, 2021
Jan 23, 2021
Jan 10, 2021
Dec 27, 2020
Aug 21, 2021
Jan 28, 2021
Jan 20, 2021
Jan 17, 2021
Dec 12, 2020
Dec 10, 2020
Jun 18, 2025
Jul 8, 2024
Feb 4, 2024
Oct 24, 2023
Jan 23, 2023
Dec 21, 2022
Feb 15, 2022

76561198175799699

Recommended176 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
My shlong has never been this big
54 votes funny
76561198175799699

Recommended176 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
My shlong has never been this big
54 votes funny
76561198019406243

Recommended31 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
INSTANT 10/10 FOR THE SOLE FACT THAT IN EVERY CUTSCENE IN WHICH I SEE MY OWN CHARACTER THROUGH THE EYES OF SOMEONE ELSE, MY GIRL IS BUTT NAKED. EVERY SINGLE TIME. THANKS CDPR FOR THIS 60 DOLLAR NSFW REDDIT NUDE 3D MODEL SIMULATOR.
8 votes funny
76561198003586981

Recommended139 hrs played (65 hrs at review)
Per ongeluk gay porn opgezet. 10/10
4 votes funny
76561198103187761

Not Recommended187 hrs played (64 hrs at review)
actual garbage, games a year old now and still has more bugs than a crackheads stinky matress. Do yourself a favor and spend your money on something decent like hentai weed puzzles
3 votes funny
76561198034264743

Not Recommended4 hrs played (3 hrs at review)
I am so dissapointed, the game doesn't run well and I have a RTX 3080 and a i7 9700k (5.2Ghz)... Update after update and they did not fix anything. I will change this review once they made the game playable!
3 votes funny
76561198034816865

Not Recommended81 hrs played (36 hrs at review)
This game is one of the biggest lies in gaming to this date.
Instead of writing a massive review just watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CymqHdNYkg
it explain the same problems and shortcomings with the game that i have found.
I wanted this game to be great but it is mediocre at best. Don't expect a game like The Witcher 3.
3 votes funny
76561198177075666

Recommended188 hrs played (56 hrs at review)
gewoon goed joh. zeik niet zo. john wick van fortnite zit er in gasten!!! wat wil je nog meer denk ik dan. owh en best wel nice looking megabytes moet ik zeggen if u know what i mean ;) (talking about john wick from fortnite ofc)
3 votes funny
76561198194636109

Not Recommended10 hrs played (10 hrs at review)
Rip alle kinderen die zwaar epileptische aanval kregen van deze overhyped kutgame
2 votes funny
76561198987907967

Recommended161 hrs played (54 hrs at review)
Goede, uitgebreide game
2 votes funny
76561198440840852

Recommended34 hrs played (10 hrs at review)
---{Gameplay}---
☑ Try not to get addicted
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Nothing special
☐ Ehh
☐ Bad
☐ Just dont
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget reality
☑ Masterpiece
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Will do
☐ Bad
☐ Awful
☐ Paint.exe
---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape
---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Everyone
---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press a bunch of buttons
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Not so easy
☐ Difficult
---{Price}---
☐ Just buy it
☑ Worth the price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Maybe if you have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ Dont throw money into a rubbish bin
---{Bugs}---
☑ Never had any
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Few bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Ruining the game
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
2 votes funny
76561198952660699

Recommended26 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
Tot nu toe een vet spel, weinig last van de bugs.
2 votes funny
76561198390324803

Not Recommended77 hrs played (19 hrs at review)
this game seems good on the surface, but the gameplay, choices, story, dialoque, skills, pretty much everything lacks or feels superficial. the best part of this game is the world building and the detail, only if they had put that effort in fixing the bugs and polishing EVERY OTHER ASPECT of the game
2 votes funny
76561197971377924

Recommended58 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
Yes it lives up to the hype, the storytelling is like you expect from cdprojektred, played for a few hours, have not seen any obvious bugs yet. no crashes aswell, seems day1 patch solved many a problem.
Running a i7 with 16gb ram and a 1070, runs great on ultra/high.
-update after 40 hours-
Finished the main storyline... awesome story, liked the references to the movie fightclub...
Seen a few bugs, had some minor graphic glitches but nothing gamebreaking, also some sound issues where a storm had past, but you could still hear it, after saving the game and reload it was fine though... nothing gamebreaking seen by me...
as said before, it runs great on my system, but i always make sure i have the latest drivers installed and everything is updated...
hope this helps some people deciding...
2 votes funny
76561198348347390

Recommended38 hrs played (38 hrs at review)
Brussels Simulator
1 votes funny
76561198834622737

Recommended8 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
I LOVE CHINA I AM VERY LOVE CHINA I LOVE CHINESE PEOPLE GIVE ME FIVE BRO LOL
1 votes funny
76561198424196513

Recommended79 hrs played (20 hrs at review)
Alexa look up "Panam rule 34"
1 votes funny
76561198128047873

Recommended154 hrs played (24 hrs at review)
slapping people with a sex-toy? wonderfull! im just whiffling them all with sir phallus
1 votes funny
76561198007998240

Not Recommended27 hrs played (9 hrs at review)
Save your Cash. i buy this at 50% discount still not worth it.
1.6 was suppose to be the changer not for me, i didnt see the release of the game but if everyone say they fix a lot then poor people that bought this for full price. I still got alot of bugs: audioskips in missons/cutscenes, damage of the car if you call it to you (and no repairshop haha), hair that goes wild, npc that go on top of eachother to buy stuff at the vendingmachines and i could go on. maybe it will be fixed in a year or 5.
Even WatchDogs Legion is 10 times better.
Lucky there are tones of mods on Nexus to keep me busy, love that the community try to fix this game.
1 votes funny
76561197966625834

Recommended51 hrs played (47 hrs at review)
Not GTA, not Witcher.... but still an AWESOME experience of a future as we've only seen in Blade Runner. Bugs are mostly gone, and skill system needs some work, but the atmosphere is all worth it. 7.5 / 10.
1 votes funny
76561197990202107

Recommended17 hrs played (10 hrs at review)
J*sus chr*st i began to like this game but after the big 1.5 patch the game doesn't start anymore!!!
Tried a clean install still nothing....
1 votes funny