If you’ve ever thought, “I could really use some therapy… and maybe an arm-wrestling match with my friends while running from lunatics,” then Outlast Trials has you covered! This game is the perfect blend of thrills, chills, and unexpected biceps training.
Picture this: you’re in a dilapidated lab, and the only logical way to deal with the stress? A good ol’ arm-wrestling match with your friends. Because nothing says "I trust you" like trying to break each other’s arms
So, I thought signing up for a job at the Murkoff Corporation's cutting-edge facility would be a great way to kickstart my career in investigative journalism. Little did I know, it was more like a one-way ticket to a rollercoaster of terror with a side of existential crisis.
First off, let's talk about the ambiance. The flickering lights, the ominous humming, and the occasional screams of my fellow test subjects really set the mood. It's like they hired the ghost of Vincent Price as their interior decorator. Five stars for the haunted house vibes!
The stealth mechanics are so immersive that even Solid Snake would be jealous. I've never been so good at crouch-walking in my life. My Fitbit probably thinks I've taken up professional hide-and-seek as a sport. If only there were an Olympic event for evading deranged test subjects, I'd be a gold medalist by now.
Now, let's discuss the fashion choices of the not-so-friendly locals. Straight out of the "Fashionably Insane" catalog, these guys make Leatherface look like a fashion icon. I swear, they must have a secret tailor hidden somewhere in this underground maze because those outfits are on point. Who knew you could accessorize a straightjacket so well?
The best part? The jump scares. I've never been so intimately acquainted with the ceiling before. My character has developed a special talent for levitation, all thanks to the perfectly timed shocks that made me defy gravity. David Blaine would be proud.
In conclusion, The Outlast Trials is the perfect game if you've ever wondered what it's like to be chased by psychos in a dark, dank facility while pondering the meaning of life. Just make sure you have a spare pair of underwear on standby, because your sanity will take a vacation, and it might not come back. 10/10 would lose my mind again.
If you’ve ever thought, “I could really use some therapy… and maybe an arm-wrestling match with my friends while running from lunatics,” then Outlast Trials has you covered! This game is the perfect blend of thrills, chills, and unexpected biceps training.
Picture this: you’re in a dilapidated lab, and the only logical way to deal with the stress? A good ol’ arm-wrestling match with your friends. Because nothing says "I trust you" like trying to break each other’s arms
So, I thought signing up for a job at the Murkoff Corporation's cutting-edge facility would be a great way to kickstart my career in investigative journalism. Little did I know, it was more like a one-way ticket to a rollercoaster of terror with a side of existential crisis.
First off, let's talk about the ambiance. The flickering lights, the ominous humming, and the occasional screams of my fellow test subjects really set the mood. It's like they hired the ghost of Vincent Price as their interior decorator. Five stars for the haunted house vibes!
The stealth mechanics are so immersive that even Solid Snake would be jealous. I've never been so good at crouch-walking in my life. My Fitbit probably thinks I've taken up professional hide-and-seek as a sport. If only there were an Olympic event for evading deranged test subjects, I'd be a gold medalist by now.
Now, let's discuss the fashion choices of the not-so-friendly locals. Straight out of the "Fashionably Insane" catalog, these guys make Leatherface look like a fashion icon. I swear, they must have a secret tailor hidden somewhere in this underground maze because those outfits are on point. Who knew you could accessorize a straightjacket so well?
The best part? The jump scares. I've never been so intimately acquainted with the ceiling before. My character has developed a special talent for levitation, all thanks to the perfectly timed shocks that made me defy gravity. David Blaine would be proud.
In conclusion, The Outlast Trials is the perfect game if you've ever wondered what it's like to be chased by psychos in a dark, dank facility while pondering the meaning of life. Just make sure you have a spare pair of underwear on standby, because your sanity will take a vacation, and it might not come back. 10/10 would lose my mind again.
