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7 Days to Die7 Days to Die
Was walking down my street and saw a piece of dog shiet... After starring at the piece of dog shiet for a while i realised how much better it was than this game.
8 votes funny
Was walking down my street and saw a piece of dog shiet... After starring at the piece of dog shiet for a while i realised how much better it was than this game.
8 votes funny
het is een goed spel op zich , alleen de developers weten het altijd weer goed te verzieken , ze ver zieken de horden spawn de zombies weten waar je zit en slopen dan alles wat je hebt . waar je een dag of meer voor hebt gespeeld . vroeger kon je zelf redden met spiks maar nu werk dat niet zo goed meer . het zijn de kleine dingen die een spel goed of slecht maken . en in dit spel zijn de horde spawn het geval zo dat ze weten waar je zit en dan slopen ze echt alles wat je heb . ik had laatst 4 rijen met spiks en het was nog niet genoeg .ik stond nog zelfs op het dak met me pijl en boog .het waren er zo veel dat ik ze niet allemaal neer kon schieten en ja ze kwamen bij me spiks aan .en ze lopen er gewoon door heen . en dan slaan ze binnen no time je muren stuk . en ze kunnen nu ook op elkaar klimmen en dat ziet er echt raar uit . zo kunnen ze gewoon op je dak komen . dan dwingen ze je ze terug te meppen in mijn geval en dat kost tijd .in die tijd kan ik niet op de anderen zombies schieten die me huis aan het slopen zijn .ze slopen te snel je muren en je bent dan weer een dag kwijt of meer om alles weer re maken . dit is alfa 14.5 en alfa 14.6 punt 6 is experimental 2 jaar in alfa en dan komen ze nog met dit soort dingen aan dat kan gewoon niet dit is game play, dat moet gewoon goed zijn wel erg jammer voor de rest is het een goed spel en het ziet er best goed uit . het craften is ook erg leuk gedaan al om al wel een goed spel maar zolang de game play niet goed is raad ik je dit spel niet aan
3 votes funny
Its a fun game to play, you can build nice bases and fight other peple radid there base. but you can also play whit fends and make your own small town. there is also a creative mode were you can fly and get evry block you whant to build whit. for an alpha its good there are bearly buggs and the game runs good and fast. i can realy recomend dis game if you like survivel/build games i give dis game a 9 becase its still alpha
3 votes funny
beste game ooit je kan graven enzo. ik speelde deze game mijn hele jeugd ik heb mooie herrindering aan deze game ik ben nostalgies voor deze game en die 7 minuten voor dat mijn hele computer de inshallah kanker in ging was de beste tijd van mijn leven 11/10
2 votes funny
fuck this game, beta was cool, now thise fuckign devs and there retarded engine are fucking everything up holly shit all melee wapons are fuckd, zombies have noi sens of range their arms are litarly longer than your including a fucking axe, you can not for the love of christ save you life with a sledge hamer on a SINGLE FUCKING ZOMBIE its a sledgehammer not cotton candy for christ sake half the textures are gone zombies walk trough walls and boy if you dont have a rifle in 10 min you about to hate everyone liek hey let me get this steel fire axe WICH IS BASICLY A BATTLE AXE and hit this zombie 8 time well sucks to be you zombies are battle axe proof because in this world steel means bunny tails and magic love kittens, god damn how have you run this game into the ground this much sad to see this its a travestie, you wont even get to building because zombies will instant destroy everyting because stone is amde out of paper and wood is not even enough to give you 10 sec of peace
2 votes funny
COOL
2 votes funny
minecraft voor 18+
2 votes funny
Great game (10/10)!! <3 Plus very active dev's which is not a very common treat for aplha games unfortunatly. This is why i love the game; When beginning a server, it's that feeling of never being safe. Hiding in the attic of a house, eating cat food, hearing them ravage the door. Then a spiderzombie comes hurling up your face, forcing you to change your RL underwear. It is only with your first house that you get somewhat of a false sense of security. Everything is fine and well, just cooking and making goldenrod tea.. Though sometimes you can hear whispers or babies crying, but #yolo i've got my tea.. Then you are proven wrong and a massive horde comes in the night.. It has happened, you lose your virginity to a wild band of zombies. After quite some nightly visits me and my mates finally made a concrete and reinforced metal sliding fortress, with 4 hard metal doors. Quite safe one would say? There we were, back to our tea, with fresh RL underwear, feeling quite safe. Untill out of the blue, I get hit in the back, scaring the ♥♥♥♥ out of me, screaming like a little girl. Turns out some idiot left the doors open and yet again we get ravaged by a nightly horde. Here I was again, having to change my underwear. I have become somewhat addicted to the warm feeling in my underpants, and it's good for my bowel movements.
2 votes funny
Awesome game may need some more bug fixes, but its alpha and is not bad! You love minecraft and Rust And smal bits op Dayz You should buy this!
2 votes funny
nice game
2 votes funny
I love the game, but wouldn't recommend. I just spent 2 full days farming recources and doing quests, so i could start building a nice hoard base, just to log off, log back in and see that my motorcycle, with all my resources and money in it, just disappeared. There is no support from the developers at all. You get sent to a forum with a bunch of other people complaining about the same things. But no way to email them or anything like that. It's really sad because it's an awesome game, just buggy as hell and developers who don't care at all.
1 votes funny
Saai Kut Slecht Afgewerkt Hoeren Spel.
1 votes funny
leuk
1 votes funny
talk about real brainless zombies...realy love it!!
1 votes funny
BLACK MONKEY MAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 votes funny
geweldig spel, de graphics is het enige wat niet helemaal on point is maar voor de rest 10/10
1 votes funny
I've had this game since 2017 and was traumatised with some really bad game experiences, never to be touched again. But now, a friend of mine asked me to come and see what an amazing game this has become and he wasn't wrong about that. Now I'm hooked and I love it <3
1 votes funny
very fun havent had any problems with it hope they keep updating. def worth it for the money.
1 votes funny
beste 11 euro ooit
1 votes funny
Zombie game make my laptop go bfffffff but it make me and my friends go haha
1 votes funny
fff
1 votes funny
game is laggy go back to arma 3 boyyzz, Hai wakarimasu
1 votes funny
after 20 centuries this game is still in alpha i came back from the future, in 3089 this game went into BETÁ and it was in 3100 that life in this game had made itself stable again
1 votes funny
Almost 2000 hours of gameplay and still going strong! Need i say more xD
1 votes funny
Nah
1 votes funny

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