
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
Jul 25, 2015
Jul 25, 2015
Dec 3, 2016
Jul 14, 2020
Jul 8, 2017
Jul 26, 2015
Jun 4, 2020
Nov 13, 2016
Feb 16, 2020
Dec 30, 2019
Nov 23, 2017
Nov 23, 2017
Mar 8, 2017
Feb 12, 2016
Sep 7, 2015
Jun 23, 2015
Jun 14, 2015
May 19, 2015
Aug 11, 2024
Jul 5, 2024
Nov 21, 2023
Aug 13, 2023
Jun 19, 2023

76561198136760997

Recommended99 hrs played (59 hrs at review)
this game is so realistic that I couldn't get any girls here too.
10/10
170 votes funny
76561198136760997

Recommended99 hrs played (59 hrs at review)
this game is so realistic that I couldn't get any girls here too.
10/10
170 votes funny
76561198072964884

Recommended357 hrs played (10 hrs at review)
If you like a good book - play the witcher
Like movies? - play the witcher
Like epic fights? - play the witcher
Like rpgs? - play the witcher
And awesome music? - play the witcher
How about fantasy? - play the witcher
But i dont game? - play the witcher
I dont have gaming pc? - buy one and play the witcher
But i dont have money? - rob a bank, buy the witcher, sit out your time in jail and play the witcher
But i dont have time? - fuck sleep and play the witcher
But how about other things? - are other things the witcher? If no: play the witcher
But what about my social life? - does your social life include playing gwent, drinking ale with enemies and doing things on a unicorn? If no - play the witcher
But how about reality? - does reality have 3 huge maps with awesome monsters, an epic story, multiple endings and include you being a total badass? If no - play the witcher
Play it
If you read this - play the witcher
40 votes funny
76561198379828339

Recommended150 hrs played (120 hrs at review)
goed spel ook tieten
4 votes funny
76561198033053379

Not Recommended24 hrs played (15 hrs at review)
Why is everyone so positive about this game? What the hell?
First of all, their are countless buggs ( and no, it isn't my computer, it are just buggs IN-GAME ).
Second of all, combat isn't balanced AT ALL, also conversations and GWENT-games ( GWENT-games is an in-game cart-game ) aren't balanced either, which really ruines the gameplay.
Third of all, what are these conversations? I mean sure they say funny things and voice-acting is perfectly done, but these pauses between every sentence. If the characters wanna say 5 sentences, be ready to pick your phone 'cause it will take some minutes.
Don't buy, just don't. You will be dissapointed. All these good reviews gotta be payed.
4 votes funny
76561198119599733

Not Recommended5 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
I can't play this game on the two desktop computers I have. If this game can only be played on high quality pc's I wish I had known this before I spent 50 euros. I feel kinda conned to be honest. And I'm not going to buy an expensive gaming computer just for 1 game. I can't even sell it cause I bought it on steam. But hey, at least I'm not alone, apparently lots of people are in my situation. Wait, no, that doesn't help.
4 votes funny
76561198247231444

Recommended222 hrs played (117 hrs at review)
best leuk spel, veel te doen.
heb wel een paar minpunten aangezien ik dat niet veel zie:
-Te hoge falldamage:
letterlijk dit ventje kan een draak verslaan maar valt hij 3 meter sterft hij .... heel vaak doodgegaan.
-vechtsysteem
alhoewel VEEEL beter als 2 is het nog steeds kut. bijv. je staat in een bar en een stoel blokkeert je waardoor je in elkaar geslagen word. Dit spel is vaak super makkelijk maar als je de game tegen je krijgt is het me soms toch kanker frustreerend man man..
-Roach
dit KUTPAARD jonge jonge gaat helemaal nergens over. door hem/haar ben ik me toch keren na keren doodgegaan omdat ik iets niet kon jumpen :(
-herhalende sidequests/ hunts
ga hier heen speur hem op en kill iets. t word een beetje kut na een paar keer
-LEVEL BASED LOOT
hier word ik boos om ik was level 20 en deed er een UUR over om een LVL 35 hunt te doen om dan vervolgens toch mijn level loot te krijgen. + speciale items zoals dat zwaard wat je krijgt van die JARL was bij mij na 2 levels al nutteloos. best raar toch? zo een speciaal item.
deze dingen waren hinderlijk voor mij maar geloof me als ik zeg. speel dit spel. kijk voorbij de eerste 2-3 uur en je heb een kk mooi spel :D
3 votes funny
76561198060246650

Recommended238 hrs played (43 hrs at review)
is mooi spel man
3 votes funny
76561198017588893

Recommended249 hrs played (127 hrs at review)
This is probably the best RPG I have ever played, It's storyline, the combat, the music, just everything is perfect. Just don't get off your horse too much in the game, because you will probably die because of fall damage.
69/10 because I couldn't have s*x with Anna Henrietta
2 votes funny
76561198012410840

Not Recommended7 hrs played (7 hrs at review)
Played 7 hours it says, 3 hours riding a horse, 3 hours talking to npc's and 1 hour of boss fights, after this hour has past... my game crashes when this boss has low hp... I have uninstalled.
2 votes funny
76561198030757270

Recommended194 hrs played (158 hrs at review)
Tijdens het spelen groeit je baard.
Zowel IRL als in-game!
Maar even serieus. Objectief gezien het beste spel dat ik ooit heb gespeeld.
Meer woorden ga ik er niet vuil aanmaken.
2 votes funny
76561198156048669

Recommended205 hrs played (78 hrs at review)
Leuk spelletje.
2 votes funny
76561198007384703

Recommended109 hrs played (100 hrs at review)
It's ok I guess... its great
2 votes funny
76561198053829225

Recommended118 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
het is een harstikke goed spel met mooie grapics en een geweldig verhaal. ik raad dit spel zeker aan als je een goeie rpg wil met een goed verhaal en dat er ook nog eens goed uitziet.
2 votes funny
76561197962353813

Recommended148 hrs played (135 hrs at review)
Schitterend spel!
Zoals vele andere Witcher 3 gamers nooit de voorgangers gespeeld.
Ik was zeer onder de indruk van de prachtige open wereld, de boeiende verhaallijn, de
complexe karakters die Geralt tegenkomt en vooral van de vele, VELE uren speelplezier
om het spel uit te spelen. Dit is echt waar voor mijn geld. Ik had hier gerust 70 euro voor betaald
en nog tevreden geweest met mijn investering! :)
Om dan toch nog een klein puntje van kritiek te vinden heb ik goed moeten nadenken en toch iets gevonden.
Ik vind dat de afloop van het verhaal veel te afhankelijk is van veel te weinig keuzes die je moet maken in het spel.
Voor een spel van meer dan 100 uren verwacht ik niet dat een vijftal (waaronder soms schijnbaar onbelangrijke) keuzes
alles beslissend zijn voor hoe ons geliefde hoofpersonnage zijn leven verder gaat... of niet :p
Mijn score: 90/100
2 votes funny
76561198063907639

Recommended128 hrs played (108 hrs at review)
I went in to play cards, I ended up bangin' a prositiute instead.... 10 Out Of 10.....
2 votes funny
76561198118845851

Recommended335 hrs played (48 hrs at review)
this game is so awesome..
If you like open world, some gore, exploration, RPG's, beautiful things, loot or fantastic gameplay.
then this is the game for you.
just shut up and buy it!
2 votes funny
76561198031078667

Not Recommended156 hrs played (38 hrs at review)
Framerates are still bad.
The game is just more of the same, except it's a bigger world.
The only thing you do is, retrieve loots, meditate and heal yourself, go from questionmark to questionmark untill you are strong enough to go further into the mainquest.
No real new elements added.
Game also crashes allot latley, I guess with the new patches.
2 votes funny
76561198211974893

Recommended149 hrs played (148 hrs at review)
Perfect game. Except the horse riding is the worst thing imaginable
1 votes funny
76561198117080744

Recommended73 hrs played (70 hrs at review)
WHAT A GAME... 10/10!!!!!
1 votes funny
76561198110019133

Recommended45 hrs played (45 hrs at review)
Super verhaal lijn waarbij je veel meer uren in de game kan stoppen, dan wat je eigenlijk denkt.
1 votes funny
76561198071813517

Recommended44 hrs played (28 hrs at review)
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt has always been hailed as a masterpiece in the gaming world, but experiencing this epic adventure on the Steam Deck takes it to a whole new level. As a long-time fan, I was beyond excited to dive back into Geralt's world, and the seamless transition to the handheld format is nothing short of magical.
Playing The Witcher 3 on the Steam Deck is like holding a portal to a realm of fantasy and adventure right in your hands. The vibrant world, intricate characters, and sprawling landscapes that I fell in love with on the big screen translate astonishingly well to the compact display. The 7-inch screen is a canvas of stunning visuals, bringing every corner of the Continent to life with breathtaking detail. Whether I'm riding through the lush forests of Velen or engaging in intense battles against monstrous foes, the Steam Deck effortlessly delivers a captivating experience. It's remarkable how well this game runs on the Steam Deck.
Playing The Witcher 3 on the Steam Deck has rekindled my passion for this timeless masterpiece. It's like rediscovering an old friend in a new light, and the sheer joy of being able to carry this vast and enchanting world wherever I go is a dream come true for any Witcher fan. If you own a Steam Deck, this game is an absolute must-play. So pick up your silver sword, ignite your signs, and get ready for an adventure of a lifetime in the palm of your hand!
Pros:
Beautiful visuals on the handheld screen.
Flawless performance and optimization on the Steam Deck.
Seamlessly continue your adventure across platforms with Steam Cloud.
Cons:
Battery life can be short, but capping the framerate at 45fps can extend playtime signifcantly.
Beware of getting too lost in the immersive world and forgetting about real life!
Rating: 10/10
1 votes funny
76561198958336929

Recommended34 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
DON'T LISTEN TO THE INTERNET GWENT SUCKS ASS
1 votes funny
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
Jul 25, 2015
Jul 25, 2015
Dec 3, 2016
Jul 14, 2020
Jul 8, 2017
Jul 26, 2015
Jun 4, 2020
Nov 13, 2016
Feb 16, 2020
Dec 30, 2019
Nov 23, 2017
Nov 23, 2017
Mar 8, 2017
Feb 12, 2016
Sep 7, 2015
Jun 23, 2015
Jun 14, 2015
May 19, 2015
Aug 11, 2024
Jul 5, 2024
Nov 21, 2023
Aug 13, 2023
Jun 19, 2023

76561198136760997

Recommended99 hrs played (59 hrs at review)
this game is so realistic that I couldn't get any girls here too.
10/10
170 votes funny
76561198136760997

Recommended99 hrs played (59 hrs at review)
this game is so realistic that I couldn't get any girls here too.
10/10
170 votes funny
76561198072964884

Recommended357 hrs played (10 hrs at review)
If you like a good book - play the witcher
Like movies? - play the witcher
Like epic fights? - play the witcher
Like rpgs? - play the witcher
And awesome music? - play the witcher
How about fantasy? - play the witcher
But i dont game? - play the witcher
I dont have gaming pc? - buy one and play the witcher
But i dont have money? - rob a bank, buy the witcher, sit out your time in jail and play the witcher
But i dont have time? - fuck sleep and play the witcher
But how about other things? - are other things the witcher? If no: play the witcher
But what about my social life? - does your social life include playing gwent, drinking ale with enemies and doing things on a unicorn? If no - play the witcher
But how about reality? - does reality have 3 huge maps with awesome monsters, an epic story, multiple endings and include you being a total badass? If no - play the witcher
Play it
If you read this - play the witcher
40 votes funny
76561198379828339

Recommended150 hrs played (120 hrs at review)
goed spel ook tieten
4 votes funny
76561198033053379

Not Recommended24 hrs played (15 hrs at review)
Why is everyone so positive about this game? What the hell?
First of all, their are countless buggs ( and no, it isn't my computer, it are just buggs IN-GAME ).
Second of all, combat isn't balanced AT ALL, also conversations and GWENT-games ( GWENT-games is an in-game cart-game ) aren't balanced either, which really ruines the gameplay.
Third of all, what are these conversations? I mean sure they say funny things and voice-acting is perfectly done, but these pauses between every sentence. If the characters wanna say 5 sentences, be ready to pick your phone 'cause it will take some minutes.
Don't buy, just don't. You will be dissapointed. All these good reviews gotta be payed.
4 votes funny
76561198119599733

Not Recommended5 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
I can't play this game on the two desktop computers I have. If this game can only be played on high quality pc's I wish I had known this before I spent 50 euros. I feel kinda conned to be honest. And I'm not going to buy an expensive gaming computer just for 1 game. I can't even sell it cause I bought it on steam. But hey, at least I'm not alone, apparently lots of people are in my situation. Wait, no, that doesn't help.
4 votes funny
76561198247231444

Recommended222 hrs played (117 hrs at review)
best leuk spel, veel te doen.
heb wel een paar minpunten aangezien ik dat niet veel zie:
-Te hoge falldamage:
letterlijk dit ventje kan een draak verslaan maar valt hij 3 meter sterft hij .... heel vaak doodgegaan.
-vechtsysteem
alhoewel VEEEL beter als 2 is het nog steeds kut. bijv. je staat in een bar en een stoel blokkeert je waardoor je in elkaar geslagen word. Dit spel is vaak super makkelijk maar als je de game tegen je krijgt is het me soms toch kanker frustreerend man man..
-Roach
dit KUTPAARD jonge jonge gaat helemaal nergens over. door hem/haar ben ik me toch keren na keren doodgegaan omdat ik iets niet kon jumpen :(
-herhalende sidequests/ hunts
ga hier heen speur hem op en kill iets. t word een beetje kut na een paar keer
-LEVEL BASED LOOT
hier word ik boos om ik was level 20 en deed er een UUR over om een LVL 35 hunt te doen om dan vervolgens toch mijn level loot te krijgen. + speciale items zoals dat zwaard wat je krijgt van die JARL was bij mij na 2 levels al nutteloos. best raar toch? zo een speciaal item.
deze dingen waren hinderlijk voor mij maar geloof me als ik zeg. speel dit spel. kijk voorbij de eerste 2-3 uur en je heb een kk mooi spel :D
3 votes funny
76561198060246650

Recommended238 hrs played (43 hrs at review)
is mooi spel man
3 votes funny
76561198017588893

Recommended249 hrs played (127 hrs at review)
This is probably the best RPG I have ever played, It's storyline, the combat, the music, just everything is perfect. Just don't get off your horse too much in the game, because you will probably die because of fall damage.
69/10 because I couldn't have s*x with Anna Henrietta
2 votes funny
76561198012410840

Not Recommended7 hrs played (7 hrs at review)
Played 7 hours it says, 3 hours riding a horse, 3 hours talking to npc's and 1 hour of boss fights, after this hour has past... my game crashes when this boss has low hp... I have uninstalled.
2 votes funny
76561198030757270

Recommended194 hrs played (158 hrs at review)
Tijdens het spelen groeit je baard.
Zowel IRL als in-game!
Maar even serieus. Objectief gezien het beste spel dat ik ooit heb gespeeld.
Meer woorden ga ik er niet vuil aanmaken.
2 votes funny
76561198156048669

Recommended205 hrs played (78 hrs at review)
Leuk spelletje.
2 votes funny
76561198007384703

Recommended109 hrs played (100 hrs at review)
It's ok I guess... its great
2 votes funny
76561198053829225

Recommended118 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
het is een harstikke goed spel met mooie grapics en een geweldig verhaal. ik raad dit spel zeker aan als je een goeie rpg wil met een goed verhaal en dat er ook nog eens goed uitziet.
2 votes funny
76561197962353813

Recommended148 hrs played (135 hrs at review)
Schitterend spel!
Zoals vele andere Witcher 3 gamers nooit de voorgangers gespeeld.
Ik was zeer onder de indruk van de prachtige open wereld, de boeiende verhaallijn, de
complexe karakters die Geralt tegenkomt en vooral van de vele, VELE uren speelplezier
om het spel uit te spelen. Dit is echt waar voor mijn geld. Ik had hier gerust 70 euro voor betaald
en nog tevreden geweest met mijn investering! :)
Om dan toch nog een klein puntje van kritiek te vinden heb ik goed moeten nadenken en toch iets gevonden.
Ik vind dat de afloop van het verhaal veel te afhankelijk is van veel te weinig keuzes die je moet maken in het spel.
Voor een spel van meer dan 100 uren verwacht ik niet dat een vijftal (waaronder soms schijnbaar onbelangrijke) keuzes
alles beslissend zijn voor hoe ons geliefde hoofpersonnage zijn leven verder gaat... of niet :p
Mijn score: 90/100
2 votes funny
76561198063907639

Recommended128 hrs played (108 hrs at review)
I went in to play cards, I ended up bangin' a prositiute instead.... 10 Out Of 10.....
2 votes funny
76561198118845851

Recommended335 hrs played (48 hrs at review)
this game is so awesome..
If you like open world, some gore, exploration, RPG's, beautiful things, loot or fantastic gameplay.
then this is the game for you.
just shut up and buy it!
2 votes funny
76561198031078667

Not Recommended156 hrs played (38 hrs at review)
Framerates are still bad.
The game is just more of the same, except it's a bigger world.
The only thing you do is, retrieve loots, meditate and heal yourself, go from questionmark to questionmark untill you are strong enough to go further into the mainquest.
No real new elements added.
Game also crashes allot latley, I guess with the new patches.
2 votes funny
76561198211974893

Recommended149 hrs played (148 hrs at review)
Perfect game. Except the horse riding is the worst thing imaginable
1 votes funny
76561198117080744

Recommended73 hrs played (70 hrs at review)
WHAT A GAME... 10/10!!!!!
1 votes funny
76561198110019133

Recommended45 hrs played (45 hrs at review)
Super verhaal lijn waarbij je veel meer uren in de game kan stoppen, dan wat je eigenlijk denkt.
1 votes funny
76561198071813517

Recommended44 hrs played (28 hrs at review)
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt has always been hailed as a masterpiece in the gaming world, but experiencing this epic adventure on the Steam Deck takes it to a whole new level. As a long-time fan, I was beyond excited to dive back into Geralt's world, and the seamless transition to the handheld format is nothing short of magical.
Playing The Witcher 3 on the Steam Deck is like holding a portal to a realm of fantasy and adventure right in your hands. The vibrant world, intricate characters, and sprawling landscapes that I fell in love with on the big screen translate astonishingly well to the compact display. The 7-inch screen is a canvas of stunning visuals, bringing every corner of the Continent to life with breathtaking detail. Whether I'm riding through the lush forests of Velen or engaging in intense battles against monstrous foes, the Steam Deck effortlessly delivers a captivating experience. It's remarkable how well this game runs on the Steam Deck.
Playing The Witcher 3 on the Steam Deck has rekindled my passion for this timeless masterpiece. It's like rediscovering an old friend in a new light, and the sheer joy of being able to carry this vast and enchanting world wherever I go is a dream come true for any Witcher fan. If you own a Steam Deck, this game is an absolute must-play. So pick up your silver sword, ignite your signs, and get ready for an adventure of a lifetime in the palm of your hand!
Pros:
Beautiful visuals on the handheld screen.
Flawless performance and optimization on the Steam Deck.
Seamlessly continue your adventure across platforms with Steam Cloud.
Cons:
Battery life can be short, but capping the framerate at 45fps can extend playtime signifcantly.
Beware of getting too lost in the immersive world and forgetting about real life!
Rating: 10/10
1 votes funny
76561198958336929

Recommended34 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
DON'T LISTEN TO THE INTERNET GWENT SUCKS ASS
1 votes funny