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The Witcher 3: Wild HuntThe Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
this game is so realistic that I couldn't get any girls here too. 10/10
170 votes funny
this game is so realistic that I couldn't get any girls here too. 10/10
170 votes funny
If you like a good book - play the witcher Like movies? - play the witcher Like epic fights? - play the witcher Like rpgs? - play the witcher And awesome music? - play the witcher How about fantasy? - play the witcher But i dont game? - play the witcher I dont have gaming pc? - buy one and play the witcher But i dont have money? - rob a bank, buy the witcher, sit out your time in jail and play the witcher But i dont have time? - fuck sleep and play the witcher But how about other things? - are other things the witcher? If no: play the witcher But what about my social life? - does your social life include playing gwent, drinking ale with enemies and doing things on a unicorn? If no - play the witcher But how about reality? - does reality have 3 huge maps with awesome monsters, an epic story, multiple endings and include you being a total badass? If no - play the witcher Play it If you read this - play the witcher
40 votes funny
goed spel ook tieten
4 votes funny
Why is everyone so positive about this game? What the hell? First of all, their are countless buggs ( and no, it isn't my computer, it are just buggs IN-GAME ). Second of all, combat isn't balanced AT ALL, also conversations and GWENT-games ( GWENT-games is an in-game cart-game ) aren't balanced either, which really ruines the gameplay. Third of all, what are these conversations? I mean sure they say funny things and voice-acting is perfectly done, but these pauses between every sentence. If the characters wanna say 5 sentences, be ready to pick your phone 'cause it will take some minutes. Don't buy, just don't. You will be dissapointed. All these good reviews gotta be payed.
4 votes funny
I can't play this game on the two desktop computers I have. If this game can only be played on high quality pc's I wish I had known this before I spent 50 euros. I feel kinda conned to be honest. And I'm not going to buy an expensive gaming computer just for 1 game. I can't even sell it cause I bought it on steam. But hey, at least I'm not alone, apparently lots of people are in my situation. Wait, no, that doesn't help.
4 votes funny
best leuk spel, veel te doen. heb wel een paar minpunten aangezien ik dat niet veel zie: -Te hoge falldamage: letterlijk dit ventje kan een draak verslaan maar valt hij 3 meter sterft hij .... heel vaak doodgegaan. -vechtsysteem alhoewel VEEEL beter als 2 is het nog steeds kut. bijv. je staat in een bar en een stoel blokkeert je waardoor je in elkaar geslagen word. Dit spel is vaak super makkelijk maar als je de game tegen je krijgt is het me soms toch kanker frustreerend man man.. -Roach dit KUTPAARD jonge jonge gaat helemaal nergens over. door hem/haar ben ik me toch keren na keren doodgegaan omdat ik iets niet kon jumpen :( -herhalende sidequests/ hunts ga hier heen speur hem op en kill iets. t word een beetje kut na een paar keer -LEVEL BASED LOOT hier word ik boos om ik was level 20 en deed er een UUR over om een LVL 35 hunt te doen om dan vervolgens toch mijn level loot te krijgen. + speciale items zoals dat zwaard wat je krijgt van die JARL was bij mij na 2 levels al nutteloos. best raar toch? zo een speciaal item. deze dingen waren hinderlijk voor mij maar geloof me als ik zeg. speel dit spel. kijk voorbij de eerste 2-3 uur en je heb een kk mooi spel :D
3 votes funny
is mooi spel man
3 votes funny
This is probably the best RPG I have ever played, It's storyline, the combat, the music, just everything is perfect. Just don't get off your horse too much in the game, because you will probably die because of fall damage. 69/10 because I couldn't have s*x with Anna Henrietta
2 votes funny
Played 7 hours it says, 3 hours riding a horse, 3 hours talking to npc's and 1 hour of boss fights, after this hour has past... my game crashes when this boss has low hp... I have uninstalled.
2 votes funny
Tijdens het spelen groeit je baard. Zowel IRL als in-game! Maar even serieus. Objectief gezien het beste spel dat ik ooit heb gespeeld. Meer woorden ga ik er niet vuil aanmaken.
2 votes funny
Leuk spelletje.
2 votes funny
It's ok I guess... its great
2 votes funny
het is een harstikke goed spel met mooie grapics en een geweldig verhaal. ik raad dit spel zeker aan als je een goeie rpg wil met een goed verhaal en dat er ook nog eens goed uitziet.
2 votes funny
Schitterend spel! Zoals vele andere Witcher 3 gamers nooit de voorgangers gespeeld. Ik was zeer onder de indruk van de prachtige open wereld, de boeiende verhaallijn, de complexe karakters die Geralt tegenkomt en vooral van de vele, VELE uren speelplezier om het spel uit te spelen. Dit is echt waar voor mijn geld. Ik had hier gerust 70 euro voor betaald en nog tevreden geweest met mijn investering! :) Om dan toch nog een klein puntje van kritiek te vinden heb ik goed moeten nadenken en toch iets gevonden. Ik vind dat de afloop van het verhaal veel te afhankelijk is van veel te weinig keuzes die je moet maken in het spel. Voor een spel van meer dan 100 uren verwacht ik niet dat een vijftal (waaronder soms schijnbaar onbelangrijke) keuzes alles beslissend zijn voor hoe ons geliefde hoofpersonnage zijn leven verder gaat... of niet :p Mijn score: 90/100
2 votes funny
I went in to play cards, I ended up bangin' a prositiute instead.... 10 Out Of 10.....
2 votes funny
this game is so awesome.. If you like open world, some gore, exploration, RPG's, beautiful things, loot or fantastic gameplay. then this is the game for you. just shut up and buy it!
2 votes funny
stupid game
2 votes funny
Framerates are still bad. The game is just more of the same, except it's a bigger world. The only thing you do is, retrieve loots, meditate and heal yourself, go from questionmark to questionmark untill you are strong enough to go further into the mainquest. No real new elements added. Game also crashes allot latley, I guess with the new patches.
2 votes funny
Perfect game. Except the horse riding is the worst thing imaginable
1 votes funny
WHAT A GAME... 10/10!!!!!
1 votes funny
love it
1 votes funny
good
1 votes funny
Super verhaal lijn waarbij je veel meer uren in de game kan stoppen, dan wat je eigenlijk denkt.
1 votes funny
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt has always been hailed as a masterpiece in the gaming world, but experiencing this epic adventure on the Steam Deck takes it to a whole new level. As a long-time fan, I was beyond excited to dive back into Geralt's world, and the seamless transition to the handheld format is nothing short of magical. Playing The Witcher 3 on the Steam Deck is like holding a portal to a realm of fantasy and adventure right in your hands. The vibrant world, intricate characters, and sprawling landscapes that I fell in love with on the big screen translate astonishingly well to the compact display. The 7-inch screen is a canvas of stunning visuals, bringing every corner of the Continent to life with breathtaking detail. Whether I'm riding through the lush forests of Velen or engaging in intense battles against monstrous foes, the Steam Deck effortlessly delivers a captivating experience. It's remarkable how well this game runs on the Steam Deck. Playing The Witcher 3 on the Steam Deck has rekindled my passion for this timeless masterpiece. It's like rediscovering an old friend in a new light, and the sheer joy of being able to carry this vast and enchanting world wherever I go is a dream come true for any Witcher fan. If you own a Steam Deck, this game is an absolute must-play. So pick up your silver sword, ignite your signs, and get ready for an adventure of a lifetime in the palm of your hand! Pros: Beautiful visuals on the handheld screen. Flawless performance and optimization on the Steam Deck. Seamlessly continue your adventure across platforms with Steam Cloud. Cons: Battery life can be short, but capping the framerate at 45fps can extend playtime signifcantly. Beware of getting too lost in the immersive world and forgetting about real life! Rating: 10/10
1 votes funny
DON'T LISTEN TO THE INTERNET GWENT SUCKS ASS
1 votes funny

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