
Counter-Strike 2
Nov 28, 2015
Nov 28, 2015
Nov 11, 2016
Sep 15, 2015
Jun 26, 2015
Feb 10, 2015
Feb 16, 2017
Jun 4, 2016
Sep 29, 2015
Jun 3, 2015
Jul 6, 2015
Aug 9, 2015
Jun 25, 2016
Dec 20, 2016
Sep 5, 2016
Apr 12, 2015
Mar 18, 2019
Jun 25, 2017
Jun 7, 2020
May 28, 2017
Nov 29, 2016
Jun 11, 2016
Aug 25, 2020
Jun 20, 2017

76561198080428995

Recommended1114 hrs played (473 hrs at review)
Things I gave to Counter-Strike:
1. Money
2. Time
3. Love
Things Counter-Strike gave me:
1. Arthritis
2. Rage
3, Hatred of Russians,Spanish, and Russians
4. Broken keyboard
5. Broken mouse
6. 9/10 ready
7. Server crashes
8. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ teammates
9. Competitive matches
10. "Ez Pz" spam
12. Multilingual cursing - I guess this is a good thing?
13. Lag
14. Cheaters
15- 64 tick servers
Essentially - CS is a greedy woman, but I love her all the time.
11 / 10 would play again
//Stole this
215 votes funny
76561198080428995

Recommended1114 hrs played (473 hrs at review)
Things I gave to Counter-Strike:
1. Money
2. Time
3. Love
Things Counter-Strike gave me:
1. Arthritis
2. Rage
3, Hatred of Russians,Spanish, and Russians
4. Broken keyboard
5. Broken mouse
6. 9/10 ready
7. Server crashes
8. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ teammates
9. Competitive matches
10. "Ez Pz" spam
12. Multilingual cursing - I guess this is a good thing?
13. Lag
14. Cheaters
15- 64 tick servers
Essentially - CS is a greedy woman, but I love her all the time.
11 / 10 would play again
//Stole this
215 votes funny
76561198281640972

Recommended19049 hrs played (4141 hrs at review)
https://steamcommunity.com/id/ChristopherGeTRiGhTAlesund/inventory/#730_2_573158343
91 votes funny
76561198103361199

Recommended76 hrs played (47 hrs at review)
if this game was a pineapple,
it would be a nice pineapple
91 votes funny
76561198118096448

Recommended3882 hrs played (790 hrs at review)
izist way to learn Russia :)))
Blayt
90 votes funny
76561198049709314

Recommended2791 hrs played (681 hrs at review)
step 1: get knife
step 2: get nametag
step 3: name knife "nazi slayer 2000"
step 4: name is to long, swear at screen.
step 5: admit to naming nazi slayert.
rate 8/8 would name again.
70 votes funny
76561198107524162

Recommended986 hrs played (388 hrs at review)
Counter strike... for around 15 euro you get,
- Screaming Russians
- Screaming Kids
- Finding yourself spending $$$ on skins
- Finding 1000000 scammers
- Stress
so, i will rate this game suicide/10
54 votes funny
76561198120132855

Recommended863 hrs played (413 hrs at review)
i learned to speask fully russian
10/10
44 votes funny
76561198200160786

Recommended752 hrs played (123 hrs at review)
Best way to learn russian 10/10
39 votes funny
76561198199329205

Recommended534 hrs played (13 hrs at review)
EliteRussianDating
38 votes funny
76561198090828694

Recommended2420 hrs played (988 hrs at review)
u can shoot russians
10/10
20 votes funny
76561198121453043

Recommended421 hrs played (157 hrs at review)
My grades before I discovered CSGO around B-
My grades after I discovered CSGO C
I hope this says enough
DO NOT PLAY IT DESTROYS LIVES
Good game silver scrubbie hero
17 votes funny
76561198313134175

Recommended130 hrs played (16 hrs at review)
Good Game
- u dont get mad about this game
- no rage quits
- no bad teams
- people always talk in comp
10/10
16 votes funny
76561198131304587

Recommended1237 hrs played (841 hrs at review)
you want to play with russains and hackers this is the best game.
15 votes funny
76561198143501037

Recommended909 hrs played (221 hrs at review)
The ultimate Russian meeting place.
14 votes funny
76561198042864007

Recommended216 hrs played (27 hrs at review)
If your looking for a review on this game you've come to the wrong place, but if your looking for an outstanding pie recipe you've come to the right place.
Ingredients:
1. 6 tablespoons unsalted butter
2. 1/2 cup white sugar
3. 1/2 cup brown sugar
4. 1/4 cup water
5. 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
6. 1 pinch salt
7. 5 apples - peeled, cored and sliced
8. 1 pastry for double-crust pie
Directions:
1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C).
2. Combine butter, white sugar, brown sugar, water, cinnamon, and salt in a saucepan over medium heat. Bring to a boil, remove from heat and set aside.
3. Roll out half the pastry to fit a 9-inch pie plate. Place bottom crust in pie plate; pour in apple slices.
4. Roll out top crust into a 10-inch circle. Cut into 8 (1-inch) wide strips with a sharp paring knife or pastry wheel. Weave the pastry strips, one at a time, into a lattice pattern. Fold the ends of the lattice strips under the edge of the bottom crust and crimp to seal.
5. Pour butter-sugar mixture over top of pie, coating the lattice, and allowing any remaining sauce to drizzle through the crust.
6. Bake in the preheated oven for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C), and bake until the crust is golden brown, the caramel on the top crust is set, and the apple filling is bubbling, 35 to 40 more minutes. Allow to cool completely before slicing.
13 votes funny
76561198801093707

Recommended3040 hrs played (1079 hrs at review)
when u are depressed > csgo
when u wanna die > csgo
when u are happy > csgo
when u wanna get tilted > csgo
when u wanna get mad > csgo
when u want to tilt people > csgo
when u wanna meet hackers > csgo
when u wanna play a free game > csgo
when u are broke > csgo
when u have no life > csgo
when u wanna cry > csgo
when u wanna rush b > csgo
when u wanna meet russians > csgo
when u wanna meet turkish people > csgo
12 votes funny
76561198342507544

Recommended656 hrs played (310 hrs at review)
Kei leuke game hoor!
12 votes funny
76561198835386429

Recommended700 hrs played (94 hrs at review)
Kaulo goeie game neef
11 votes funny
76561198116941841

Not Recommended1903 hrs played (1196 hrs at review)
Ik heb turkis pizza met kaas besteld met groenten en saus bij
Wat kreig ik?
Een leeg pizza opgeroolt zonder kaas sla apart
Vreselijk
11 votes funny
76561198100754277

Recommended468 hrs played (409 hrs at review)
Warning, this game can take your time for schoolwork
11 votes funny
76561198081026562

Recommended1943 hrs played (684 hrs at review)
Fun unless you get toxic players, ragequiters or Russians that refuse to speak English and rage at you for not understanding Russian >.<
11 votes funny
76561198300895684

Recommended784 hrs played (558 hrs at review)
De euforie spat er van af nadat ik dit videospel heb gespeeld. Ik moest heel gezwind keuzemogelijkheden onderscheiden en toepassen. Ik ben zelf nog de globale elite van het computerspelletje aan het trotseren in de rangorde. Daarnaast vind ik het ook erg behaaglijk, dat ik mijn politieke convictie kan voorleggen aan mijn Russische medemens. Echter kent het spel wel één detriment, de spelverbroddelaars. Hier kan de coöperatie 'Valve' zich wel op occuperen.
Met vriendelijke groet,
Mark Rutte
10 votes funny
76561198271960384

Recommended2916 hrs played (1045 hrs at review)
too many russians
10 votes funny
Counter-Strike 2
Nov 28, 2015
Nov 28, 2015
Nov 11, 2016
Sep 15, 2015
Jun 26, 2015
Feb 10, 2015
Feb 16, 2017
Jun 4, 2016
Sep 29, 2015
Jun 3, 2015
Jul 6, 2015
Aug 9, 2015
Jun 25, 2016
Dec 20, 2016
Sep 5, 2016
Apr 12, 2015
Mar 18, 2019
Jun 25, 2017
Jun 7, 2020
May 28, 2017
Nov 29, 2016
Jun 11, 2016
Aug 25, 2020
Jun 20, 2017

76561198080428995

Recommended1114 hrs played (473 hrs at review)
Things I gave to Counter-Strike:
1. Money
2. Time
3. Love
Things Counter-Strike gave me:
1. Arthritis
2. Rage
3, Hatred of Russians,Spanish, and Russians
4. Broken keyboard
5. Broken mouse
6. 9/10 ready
7. Server crashes
8. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ teammates
9. Competitive matches
10. "Ez Pz" spam
12. Multilingual cursing - I guess this is a good thing?
13. Lag
14. Cheaters
15- 64 tick servers
Essentially - CS is a greedy woman, but I love her all the time.
11 / 10 would play again
//Stole this
215 votes funny
76561198080428995

Recommended1114 hrs played (473 hrs at review)
Things I gave to Counter-Strike:
1. Money
2. Time
3. Love
Things Counter-Strike gave me:
1. Arthritis
2. Rage
3, Hatred of Russians,Spanish, and Russians
4. Broken keyboard
5. Broken mouse
6. 9/10 ready
7. Server crashes
8. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ teammates
9. Competitive matches
10. "Ez Pz" spam
12. Multilingual cursing - I guess this is a good thing?
13. Lag
14. Cheaters
15- 64 tick servers
Essentially - CS is a greedy woman, but I love her all the time.
11 / 10 would play again
//Stole this
215 votes funny
76561198281640972

Recommended19049 hrs played (4141 hrs at review)
https://steamcommunity.com/id/ChristopherGeTRiGhTAlesund/inventory/#730_2_573158343
91 votes funny
76561198103361199

Recommended76 hrs played (47 hrs at review)
if this game was a pineapple,
it would be a nice pineapple
91 votes funny
76561198118096448

Recommended3882 hrs played (790 hrs at review)
izist way to learn Russia :)))
Blayt
90 votes funny
76561198049709314

Recommended2791 hrs played (681 hrs at review)
step 1: get knife
step 2: get nametag
step 3: name knife "nazi slayer 2000"
step 4: name is to long, swear at screen.
step 5: admit to naming nazi slayert.
rate 8/8 would name again.
70 votes funny
76561198107524162

Recommended986 hrs played (388 hrs at review)
Counter strike... for around 15 euro you get,
- Screaming Russians
- Screaming Kids
- Finding yourself spending $$$ on skins
- Finding 1000000 scammers
- Stress
so, i will rate this game suicide/10
54 votes funny
76561198120132855

Recommended863 hrs played (413 hrs at review)
i learned to speask fully russian
10/10
44 votes funny
76561198200160786

Recommended752 hrs played (123 hrs at review)
Best way to learn russian 10/10
39 votes funny
76561198199329205

Recommended534 hrs played (13 hrs at review)
EliteRussianDating
38 votes funny
76561198090828694

Recommended2420 hrs played (988 hrs at review)
u can shoot russians
10/10
20 votes funny
76561198121453043

Recommended421 hrs played (157 hrs at review)
My grades before I discovered CSGO around B-
My grades after I discovered CSGO C
I hope this says enough
DO NOT PLAY IT DESTROYS LIVES
Good game silver scrubbie hero
17 votes funny
76561198313134175

Recommended130 hrs played (16 hrs at review)
Good Game
- u dont get mad about this game
- no rage quits
- no bad teams
- people always talk in comp
10/10
16 votes funny
76561198131304587

Recommended1237 hrs played (841 hrs at review)
you want to play with russains and hackers this is the best game.
15 votes funny
76561198143501037

Recommended909 hrs played (221 hrs at review)
The ultimate Russian meeting place.
14 votes funny
76561198042864007

Recommended216 hrs played (27 hrs at review)
If your looking for a review on this game you've come to the wrong place, but if your looking for an outstanding pie recipe you've come to the right place.
Ingredients:
1. 6 tablespoons unsalted butter
2. 1/2 cup white sugar
3. 1/2 cup brown sugar
4. 1/4 cup water
5. 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
6. 1 pinch salt
7. 5 apples - peeled, cored and sliced
8. 1 pastry for double-crust pie
Directions:
1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C).
2. Combine butter, white sugar, brown sugar, water, cinnamon, and salt in a saucepan over medium heat. Bring to a boil, remove from heat and set aside.
3. Roll out half the pastry to fit a 9-inch pie plate. Place bottom crust in pie plate; pour in apple slices.
4. Roll out top crust into a 10-inch circle. Cut into 8 (1-inch) wide strips with a sharp paring knife or pastry wheel. Weave the pastry strips, one at a time, into a lattice pattern. Fold the ends of the lattice strips under the edge of the bottom crust and crimp to seal.
5. Pour butter-sugar mixture over top of pie, coating the lattice, and allowing any remaining sauce to drizzle through the crust.
6. Bake in the preheated oven for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C), and bake until the crust is golden brown, the caramel on the top crust is set, and the apple filling is bubbling, 35 to 40 more minutes. Allow to cool completely before slicing.
13 votes funny
76561198801093707

Recommended3040 hrs played (1079 hrs at review)
when u are depressed > csgo
when u wanna die > csgo
when u are happy > csgo
when u wanna get tilted > csgo
when u wanna get mad > csgo
when u want to tilt people > csgo
when u wanna meet hackers > csgo
when u wanna play a free game > csgo
when u are broke > csgo
when u have no life > csgo
when u wanna cry > csgo
when u wanna rush b > csgo
when u wanna meet russians > csgo
when u wanna meet turkish people > csgo
12 votes funny
76561198342507544

Recommended656 hrs played (310 hrs at review)
Kei leuke game hoor!
12 votes funny
76561198835386429

Recommended700 hrs played (94 hrs at review)
Kaulo goeie game neef
11 votes funny
76561198116941841

Not Recommended1903 hrs played (1196 hrs at review)
Ik heb turkis pizza met kaas besteld met groenten en saus bij
Wat kreig ik?
Een leeg pizza opgeroolt zonder kaas sla apart
Vreselijk
11 votes funny
76561198100754277

Recommended468 hrs played (409 hrs at review)
Warning, this game can take your time for schoolwork
11 votes funny
76561198081026562

Recommended1943 hrs played (684 hrs at review)
Fun unless you get toxic players, ragequiters or Russians that refuse to speak English and rage at you for not understanding Russian >.<
11 votes funny
76561198300895684

Recommended784 hrs played (558 hrs at review)
De euforie spat er van af nadat ik dit videospel heb gespeeld. Ik moest heel gezwind keuzemogelijkheden onderscheiden en toepassen. Ik ben zelf nog de globale elite van het computerspelletje aan het trotseren in de rangorde. Daarnaast vind ik het ook erg behaaglijk, dat ik mijn politieke convictie kan voorleggen aan mijn Russische medemens. Echter kent het spel wel één detriment, de spelverbroddelaars. Hier kan de coöperatie 'Valve' zich wel op occuperen.
Met vriendelijke groet,
Mark Rutte
10 votes funny
76561198271960384

Recommended2916 hrs played (1045 hrs at review)
too many russians
10 votes funny