
Crusader Kings III
Apr 10, 2023
Sep 13, 2020
Sep 10, 2020
Sep 10, 2020
Sep 9, 2020
Sep 3, 2020
Sep 2, 2020
Sep 1, 2020

76561199031740968

Not Recommended1581 hrs played (1011 hrs at review)
the game is politically incorrect, it shows israel as muslim when its clearly jewish
1 votes funny
76561198131995790

Not Recommended110 hrs played (11 hrs at review)
Currently the game is very easy to win using the scheme mechanics to abduct and falsify claims, while regular conquest is frustrating as your armies either flat out refuse to move or take forever to go anywhere even though they can go there just fine if you just click a hundred times. The Norse nations just mess you up though, Norway conquered half of Europe and Sweden had claims to half of Asia, so unless you take them out ealry you just end up losing until very late in the game.
1 votes funny
76561198237304298

Recommended205 hrs played (43 hrs at review)
Thanks Paradox I don't have a life anymore
1 votes funny
76561198087150346

Not Recommended169 hrs played (38 hrs at review)
It feels like im playing a downgraded CK2, fix the game
Edit: Tried playing the game again after almost half a year. Yep, still absolute crap
Edit 2: Tried playing the game after almost a full year. Yep still absolutely dissapointing, how this has very positive reviews is beyond me, the average soyboy plays for 3 hours and decides to rate it good and then never play it again. There is so much that just doesn't work. For some reason they thought it would be a good idea to let the AI fight your liege over YOUR LAND without even calling you into the war. You can join the war, but it becomes a pain to having to constantly bother with it. Why in the world do they even include this into the game? Who thought it was a good idea to let people take your land without even having to fight you for it. Paradox devs, turn your brain on. Pretty please with cherry on top, i ask you one year later to fix the damn game
Edit 3: Also why does the game love to force partition succession down your throat? I play this game to relax and have fun, not to micromanage my fertility and sons. Having to constantly limit yourself to one son gets old quick, having to disinherit or kill your sons gets old quick, having to constantly care about inheritance gets old quick. You actually have a decent game, so why insist on having it be so frustrating by constantly forcing us to micromanage and limit ourselves. SAD!
Edit 4: FIX HOLY WARS! WHAT IS THE POINT OF BEING A CALIPH IF NO ONE JOINS THE JIHAD AS ATTACKERS! THOUGHT I WAS JUST UNLUCKY, NOPE, SEEMS LIKE THIS A COMMON PROBLEM BECAUSE THEY DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO CODE THE GAME. FIX THE GAME! I HATE HOW YOU MAKE ME RIDE YOU EVERY DAY, ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW TO HATE, I JUST WANT TO PLAY THE GAME AND HAVE FUN!
1 votes funny
76561198005547954

Recommended366 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
It's basically heroin. Go get your first shot.
1 votes funny
76561197975342912

Recommended389 hrs played (21 hrs at review)
Highly recommended!
1 votes funny
76561197976117117

Recommended38 hrs played (10 hrs at review)
Remember: The game tells you if you CAN go to war, not if you SHOULD.
1 votes funny
76561198337600653

Recommended451 hrs played
You can marry inside your family and get inbreed children. 10/10
Way to easy to fabricate claims, plot, get money and buy mercs. There is also way less special events and traits compared to the last game, but it is fun
1 votes funny
Crusader Kings III
Apr 10, 2023
Sep 13, 2020
Sep 10, 2020
Sep 10, 2020
Sep 9, 2020
Sep 3, 2020
Sep 2, 2020
Sep 1, 2020

76561199031740968

Not Recommended1581 hrs played (1011 hrs at review)
the game is politically incorrect, it shows israel as muslim when its clearly jewish
1 votes funny
76561198131995790

Not Recommended110 hrs played (11 hrs at review)
Currently the game is very easy to win using the scheme mechanics to abduct and falsify claims, while regular conquest is frustrating as your armies either flat out refuse to move or take forever to go anywhere even though they can go there just fine if you just click a hundred times. The Norse nations just mess you up though, Norway conquered half of Europe and Sweden had claims to half of Asia, so unless you take them out ealry you just end up losing until very late in the game.
1 votes funny
76561198237304298

Recommended205 hrs played (43 hrs at review)
Thanks Paradox I don't have a life anymore
1 votes funny
76561198087150346

Not Recommended169 hrs played (38 hrs at review)
It feels like im playing a downgraded CK2, fix the game
Edit: Tried playing the game again after almost half a year. Yep, still absolute crap
Edit 2: Tried playing the game after almost a full year. Yep still absolutely dissapointing, how this has very positive reviews is beyond me, the average soyboy plays for 3 hours and decides to rate it good and then never play it again. There is so much that just doesn't work. For some reason they thought it would be a good idea to let the AI fight your liege over YOUR LAND without even calling you into the war. You can join the war, but it becomes a pain to having to constantly bother with it. Why in the world do they even include this into the game? Who thought it was a good idea to let people take your land without even having to fight you for it. Paradox devs, turn your brain on. Pretty please with cherry on top, i ask you one year later to fix the damn game
Edit 3: Also why does the game love to force partition succession down your throat? I play this game to relax and have fun, not to micromanage my fertility and sons. Having to constantly limit yourself to one son gets old quick, having to disinherit or kill your sons gets old quick, having to constantly care about inheritance gets old quick. You actually have a decent game, so why insist on having it be so frustrating by constantly forcing us to micromanage and limit ourselves. SAD!
Edit 4: FIX HOLY WARS! WHAT IS THE POINT OF BEING A CALIPH IF NO ONE JOINS THE JIHAD AS ATTACKERS! THOUGHT I WAS JUST UNLUCKY, NOPE, SEEMS LIKE THIS A COMMON PROBLEM BECAUSE THEY DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO CODE THE GAME. FIX THE GAME! I HATE HOW YOU MAKE ME RIDE YOU EVERY DAY, ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW TO HATE, I JUST WANT TO PLAY THE GAME AND HAVE FUN!
1 votes funny
76561198005547954

Recommended366 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
It's basically heroin. Go get your first shot.
1 votes funny
76561197975342912

Recommended389 hrs played (21 hrs at review)
Highly recommended!
1 votes funny
76561197976117117

Recommended38 hrs played (10 hrs at review)
Remember: The game tells you if you CAN go to war, not if you SHOULD.
1 votes funny
76561198337600653

Recommended451 hrs played
You can marry inside your family and get inbreed children. 10/10
Way to easy to fabricate claims, plot, get money and buy mercs. There is also way less special events and traits compared to the last game, but it is fun
1 votes funny