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ARK: Survival EvolvedARK: Survival Evolved
- Tame a parasaur for 30 minutes - Finally tamed (Called her Paula) - Take my new friend home - Park my new friend outside of house - Suddenly i hear noises - A wild stegosaur attacks my dear Paula - Paula died - Stegosaur then just runs away in the darkness of the night - I just look at Paula's corpse - Then i harvest all that i can from her 11/10 would loose a friend to assassin stegosaurus again
34 votes funny
- Tame a parasaur for 30 minutes - Finally tamed (Called her Paula) - Take my new friend home - Park my new friend outside of house - Suddenly i hear noises - A wild stegosaur attacks my dear Paula - Paula died - Stegosaur then just runs away in the darkness of the night - I just look at Paula's corpse - Then i harvest all that i can from her 11/10 would loose a friend to assassin stegosaurus again
34 votes funny
This game taught me that a fully armored guy riding a massive T-rex is no match for thirty angry dudes in their underwear with nothing but fists. 10/10 would learn life lessons about teamwork again
18 votes funny
Det beste spillet jeg har hatt en sjanse til å spille , uten tvil den beste overlevelse, herlig klima og netter med lommelykt Jeg gir dette spillet estimering 12/10 . Spillet definitivt merke og innovative, men de siste oppdateringene gjør det ikke spillbart. Med datamaskinen i omtrent 18 000 kroner ikke kan spille bz lag verken høyt eller episke ... dette er latterlig :(. 7/10 oppdatering 03/02/2017
6 votes funny
JEG HAR LITEN TISS
5 votes funny
VERY BAD DO NOT BUY still bad
4 votes funny
I ate shit and died.
4 votes funny
wery god
3 votes funny
this game is so good its so many dinos to tame andvyou can do so many creative ways
3 votes funny
this game has dinosaurs in it. Pog
3 votes funny
drittspill! Ikke kjøp/last ned... Det er umulig å forstå, det gir deg ingen veiledning. Hvis du ikke har lyst til å bli sur og irritert er dette ikke anbefalt!
3 votes funny
i did take a shit and i did eat my shit and die ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\....
3 votes funny
this game crashes everytime i play it!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!! FIX IT! I BOUGHT IT! sorry for screaming but its true... have a nice day
3 votes funny
Played for a couple of hours, had fun, just tamed my first dodo, dodo died, rip dodo 10/10 would tame dodo again
3 votes funny
Rather still a bit buggy, and heavy to run, but it's still tons of fun, edit: after they implimented mods the game takes like 700 attempts to join.
3 votes funny
It's okay.
3 votes funny
Boring
3 votes funny
good game
2 votes funny
buggy and shitty made fix the game or make a new one
2 votes funny
Its ok i guess
2 votes funny
Fucking garbage piece of shit that dosent even work halfway properly, if I was arab I would fucking bomb their headquarters using jews as fuel for my jet while running an underground network of child prostitution and still be more competent in a society than these fucking coders
2 votes funny
I got globally banned for no reason ive played since 2015 ish. Its full of cheater and toxic little kids. and full of glitches and full of exploits. ITS SHIT HATE IT wasted all that time for no reason..
2 votes funny
when i tring to join other maps than the island then my game crashes every time.. pls fix is
2 votes funny
very good
2 votes funny
THIS GAME IS SO F***ING BROKEN ON HOST NON DEDICATED WE TRYED TO TAME REX AND IT JUST DESPAWND AND THIS SWIMING GLITCH SO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FIX THIS UNHOLY SHIT
2 votes funny
This game is great. It's fun and easy to play. If you have friends I recomend you and your friends getting this game.
2 votes funny

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