The game that taught me the way to a man's heart is by waiting outside his house until 9PM, sneak into his bed and give him a gift, then run out again (and do the same thing every. damn. day). I have seriously never worked this hard for love my entire life. There's the whole watering your crops and watching your perverted cows give you lovey dovey hearts when you milk them. That's a pretty big part of the game too, I guess. Oh, and you can be gay. 10/10.