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Hadde detta vært en busemann, hadde jeg spist den opp <3
83 votes funny
Hadde detta vært en busemann, hadde jeg spist den opp <3
83 votes funny
Now i finally learned russian
63 votes funny
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29 votes funny
+rep, when i tell girls i am global i get manny puss y
25 votes funny
The most addictive eperience since chicken soup!
13 votes funny
It was a good game, untill you could now bye prime status users, and the game is now free to play so all the hackers and underage users will grow even more and totaly destroy the community, you may think oh but they got anti cheat system, let me tell you somthing if the anticheat system was a wall, it would be made of paper and the hacker is a 5000tonn destroyerbattleship enayalithing the whole ting so no the dam anticheat does NOT WORK.
8 votes funny
This game made really, really hate most russians with a passion.
7 votes funny
The best fucking game ever made, Should get some better ninja spots tho! (Greetings from norway)
7 votes funny
får lyst til å skyte meg selv
6 votes funny
neger
6 votes funny
- Rage simulator 2016 - Study Russian Language without living in Russia - Learn how to spend hundreds of dollars on a virtual knife that doesn't exist outside your monitor - First-hand experience of schizophrenia - Become bipolar - Gain a habit of changing mouse every month - Search 144Hz monitors - Learn whats the best way to break keyboards - Learn a 14 years old is going to ♥♥♥♥ you - Next learn he is going to kill your family - Think about what your kitchen knife would look like if it was put into the game - Realize that you are going insane - Lose several matches and get angry - Try to relax and join another game - Finally start winning - Then start losing because your teammates cant keep it up - Rage - Punch the desk like its your arch enemy - Bite your shirt - Realize that you are really going insane - Think of whats happening to you - You have become a monster - Find out its because of the game - Something tells you it is best to uninstall the game - Promise yourself you wont play it again - After a few days you get back to normal life - After some time you hear there's an update - You pretend like you are not interested - Think what could possibly go wrong if you start playing again - Promise yourself you wont rage and go crazy again - Install the game - Repeat the list
6 votes funny
qq
6 votes funny
knall bra spill, liker at russere kommer og ødelegger for resten av laget
6 votes funny
bra pang pang
6 votes funny
love this game :) + u learn russian very fast :D
6 votes funny
Fokin roskis
5 votes funny
i have only put 250 hours in to this game but i fell like a global elite when i hit a one tap with ak-47 10/10
5 votes funny
This game will teach you everything! How to talk other languages, how to win money, how to lose money, how to waste money and tilt.
5 votes funny
After investing a couple of hours into it i must say it's ok.
5 votes funny
Keen på å slakte høns? GO CS
5 votes funny
tilt game, even worse in cs2
4 votes funny
Do not, DO NOT, start to play this game.I started playing CS 15 years ago,,,,I cant seem to stop playing this garbage game. Its to late for me. So, if you are new,, stay away. srsly, do not waste your time on this game. 70% cheaters 80% griefers, toxic people with mental problems. The chance of getting a clean game is like, according to statistic done in the community, about 1 in 12 games. And then there are all the grifers, toxic people. Sooo, good luck getting a clean nice game., Why do I still play somethimes,,, cuz of the memory of THAT one game back in 2007, and that one in 2013, that was nice. Its like a drug. You remember THAT ONE GOOOD NIIICE TIME... and you want to find it again. But now, its like to OD everytime, and not remember anything, exept that your ass hurts alot, and Tyron sitting in the corner giving you a wierd smile. So, stay away from this. wait,!!!! ARE YOU INSTALLING THIS GAME=?????!!! DIDN`T YOU LISTEN TO WORD I JUST SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU WANT DEPRESSION,, CUZ THIS IS HOW YOU GET DEPRESSION
4 votes funny
This game is great when you dont get VAC
4 votes funny
Enjoyable competitive experience if you happen to be fluent in Russian.
4 votes funny
11/10 would recommend this game for people who are uneducated in the russian language
4 votes funny

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