IT was extremely good, and fun, until my mate Mattis, started hacking. Please keep hackers like him away from the game, it really ruins the experience for non-hacking players. Thanks in advance.
Imagine you are Viking-Yoda. You have the force to shape the world after your imagination. You build a home. Hunt wolves, boars, and deers. Spread seed and grow carrots and turnips. Live a fulfilled life serving the gods. But you just don't want to....
A Viking Odyssey or Just Another Excuse to Smash Things?"
Ah, Vallheim, the virtual Valhalla where you get to be a Viking without the risk of losing an arm in a mead-fueled duel. This game has everything: axes, crafting, sailing, and of course, the occasional death by falling off a cliff because you thought you could jump like Thor.
Let's start with the graphics. Imagine if Minecraft had a Viking makeover after binging on mead for a week straight. It's blocky, it's pixelated, but by Odin's beard, it's strangely charming. Who needs ultra-realistic graphics when you can have low-poly trees that look like they've been hammered out by dwarves?
Now, onto gameplay. Vallheim is essentially a glorified Viking DIY simulator. You chop down trees, you mine rocks, and you build yourself a fortress fit for Ragnar Lodbrok. But be warned: if you're not careful, your masterpiece might end up looking more like a drunken troll's hideout than a Viking stronghold. And don't even get me started on the joys of sailing. Forget smooth navigation; it's more like trying to control a berserker in a longship during a storm.
But what truly sets Vallheim apart is its multiplayer experience. Join your fellow berserkers on a quest for glory and mead, or engage in Viking diplomacy by raiding your friends' settlements. Just remember: alliances are as fleeting as a Norse summer, and betrayal is as common as a Viking's love for axes.
In conclusion, Vallheim is like a wild boar feast: messy, chaotic, and guaranteed to leave you with a few battle scars. But despite its flaws, there's a certain primal satisfaction in conquering the untamed wilderness and forging your own Viking saga. So grab your axe, raise your horns, and dive headfirst into the glorious chaos of Vallheim. Just don't forget your helmet; those trolls hit harder than a berserker after too much mead. Skål!
this game is the worst game ive ever played. i died 40 times from the same fcking bug. Gay people might say GET GOOD, but even if ur the most gay fat pc guy pro negro you will die. its fcking impossible and dont make any sense
1/100 rating
A beautiful and relaxing viking world.
If you want it to be calm and laidback - it is.
If you want it to be intense - it is.
When people ask me about what I think about Valheim i give them this answer:
I work around 45-50 hrs a week.
I'm a dedicated father of three boys, in a happy and healthy relationship, own a house thus a lot of chores that comes with.
I still manage to get aproxamently 15-20hrs a week of gamplay.
if that doesent answer the question nothing will :)
IT was extremely good, and fun, until my mate Mattis, started hacking. Please keep hackers like him away from the game, it really ruins the experience for non-hacking players. Thanks in advance.
Imagine you are Viking-Yoda. You have the force to shape the world after your imagination. You build a home. Hunt wolves, boars, and deers. Spread seed and grow carrots and turnips. Live a fulfilled life serving the gods. But you just don't want to....
A Viking Odyssey or Just Another Excuse to Smash Things?"
Ah, Vallheim, the virtual Valhalla where you get to be a Viking without the risk of losing an arm in a mead-fueled duel. This game has everything: axes, crafting, sailing, and of course, the occasional death by falling off a cliff because you thought you could jump like Thor.
Let's start with the graphics. Imagine if Minecraft had a Viking makeover after binging on mead for a week straight. It's blocky, it's pixelated, but by Odin's beard, it's strangely charming. Who needs ultra-realistic graphics when you can have low-poly trees that look like they've been hammered out by dwarves?
Now, onto gameplay. Vallheim is essentially a glorified Viking DIY simulator. You chop down trees, you mine rocks, and you build yourself a fortress fit for Ragnar Lodbrok. But be warned: if you're not careful, your masterpiece might end up looking more like a drunken troll's hideout than a Viking stronghold. And don't even get me started on the joys of sailing. Forget smooth navigation; it's more like trying to control a berserker in a longship during a storm.
But what truly sets Vallheim apart is its multiplayer experience. Join your fellow berserkers on a quest for glory and mead, or engage in Viking diplomacy by raiding your friends' settlements. Just remember: alliances are as fleeting as a Norse summer, and betrayal is as common as a Viking's love for axes.
In conclusion, Vallheim is like a wild boar feast: messy, chaotic, and guaranteed to leave you with a few battle scars. But despite its flaws, there's a certain primal satisfaction in conquering the untamed wilderness and forging your own Viking saga. So grab your axe, raise your horns, and dive headfirst into the glorious chaos of Vallheim. Just don't forget your helmet; those trolls hit harder than a berserker after too much mead. Skål!
this game is the worst game ive ever played. i died 40 times from the same fcking bug. Gay people might say GET GOOD, but even if ur the most gay fat pc guy pro negro you will die. its fcking impossible and dont make any sense
1/100 rating
A beautiful and relaxing viking world.
If you want it to be calm and laidback - it is.
If you want it to be intense - it is.
When people ask me about what I think about Valheim i give them this answer:
I work around 45-50 hrs a week.
I'm a dedicated father of three boys, in a happy and healthy relationship, own a house thus a lot of chores that comes with.
I still manage to get aproxamently 15-20hrs a week of gamplay.
if that doesent answer the question nothing will :)
