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Fall GuysFall Guys
So much better than fortnite
15 votes funny
So much better than fortnite
15 votes funny
Olimpíadas do Faustão vídeo game edition!!! Para uma experiencia mais próxima do real jogue no domingo no horário do Faustão! ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠉⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⢀⣠⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⡀⠄⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠄⠄⣾⣿⢿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⡆⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⢿⣇⣸⣿⣿⣇⣸⡿⠃⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠛⠛⠛⠛⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠠⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⢠⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣧⠄⠄⠄⠈⢿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⣾⣿⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⣿⣧⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿ ⣿⣿⣇⠄⣰⣶⣿⣿⣿⣦⣀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣶⣆⠄⢀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⢸⣿⠇⠄⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣤⣴⣾⣿⣶⣤⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
9 votes funny
This game is getting review-bombed, so i made this review just for tell you guys chill
6 votes funny
tudo que eu mais odeio em jogos... Está mais que acumulado nesse
5 votes funny
Depois de mais de 28 horas de jogo para obter a minha primeira vitória, percebi que esse jogo me ensinou dois atributos bastante importantes, que, como na minha, também será útil em vossas vidas: RESILIÊNCIA e ESPERANÇA. Essas são as palavras-chave (apesar de quase sempre ser uma resiliência inútil e uma falsa esperança). RESILIÊNCIA, pois assim como a vida, esse jogo te mostra que a derrota é uma constante incessante e praticamente imutável, te ensinando assim a acostumar-se com ela, mas apesar disso continuar lutando e tentando. É ai que entra a ESPERANÇA, pois apesar de você ter a plena certeza que irá fracassar você continua a jogar. E de nada adianta ganhar um, dois, três ou quatro rounds, pois certamente você irá perder antes de ficar em primeiro, é um esforço em vão, inane. Você sabe que pode até ganhar a batalha, mas com certeza irá perder a guerra. Apesar disso, ignora as probabilidades de vitória ridiculamente minúscula e continua tentando, tentando, tentando, tentando, e, inevitavelmente fracassando; Você vai dormir pejado de raiva por ter falhado miseravelmente tantas vezes; Acorda no outro dia e põe em prática novamente a falsa ESPERANÇA e a RESILIÊNCIA inútil; Você repete esse ciclo camarço e vicioso até finalmente conseguir. E tudo isso para quê? Para uma vitória insignificante, uma falsa sensação de recompensa, um êxtase de dopamina passageiro, inútil, que não te levará a lugar nenhum. Essa é a essência desse jogo: mostrar-te que tudo vai para o Nada e Nada faz sentido. Abrace o absurdo, venha jogar Fall Guys você também!
5 votes funny
Jogo engraçado mas após experimentar, na minha opinião, não vale os 20€. Torna-se muito repetitivo, os servidores apresentam vários problemas e faltam mais modos. Se melhorar no futuro talvez o volte a comprar.
5 votes funny
650 hours of my life, this game has brought me cheers but mostly hate, the creators never intended for the game to be this big, you know that by its first week when they had to buy servers to support the fanbase that joined. But buying servers isn't enough, the game came out without a anti cheat and I and another countless players had to face cheaters head on. When the cheater problem was fixed the game already went from 100k players or so to 8k players, they had a good thing going and they couldn't capitalize. You think: "but the cheaters are gone", yeah, they are, but now you are left with broken mechanics, net code and a toxic community. Let me explain the mechanics, You and I side by side, we're playing a survival or final, the game activates rag doll and bum, that can be your end, they fixed that a litle bit over in season 4. I'll give you that, but now if you fall, the bean takes around 3 seconds to get up. For those who know, imagine jump showdown, you jump without nothing on sight with the down golden stick rotating at god speed, and the bean just says whooo oooohh wooooo and falls, why? You wanted to take a rest? This shouldn't happen, you are playing a final and the bean falling just because is frustrating. The netcode, like I said I jump without nothing on sight and I just fall because for me there isn't nothing but for the game I'm touching something that is triggering the fall motion, but thats not all my friends.... Nooooooo by a long shot, imagine me and a friend are playing, ahahaha I'm gonna pass first, friend is behing like in France and you are in Germany (distance comparison) and you wanna reach Poland, you are almost crossing the finish line and boom. You get a notification saying, friend reached the finish line in first, so, ok, I'm saying this for first but imagine a race where this has happened to me one to many times, 18/19, one spot left, you and another guy fighting, you are in front of him both of you jump, he is behind you, he disappears first. I mean, come on, are you kidding me? Is this a joke, god, I've never broken anything on a game because it's stupid but man, give me a brake this one has brought my insanity to zero man. Look another example, you and another player, you suddently stop and the other one keeps running against you, want a free ride? Because the guy behind you will push you unintentionally, again for distance comparison, from France to Germany, now imagine you are in Hex-a-Gone, a guys goes against you and takes you with him, you've just lost because the game favors him. Now you tell me, "oh don't cry it happens exactly the same thing with you.", well I never took anyone in front of me, but like I said the net code is so broken that I've probably have and never saw. My final point, toxic community, we might not have voice chat, we might not have written chat, but we have actions, using jump showdown has an example again, everybody wins in that game mode my friends, after 5 minutes the game ends and everybody gets a crow being that the game main objective. People prefer to go and grab others ending up dying or killing their adversary or both, that aint fair play, thats beeing a coward, I'm good but I fall in jump showdown, but I don't go grabbing other players to fastten the round and win, I like to give everybody a chance! A race mode, 18/19 again, you think you are the last one, you see the finish line, there is a guy there, why, I mean, just finish the damn race, I could've been already looking for another lobby and the current lobby could be in another round but no we have to wait for a jack ass who thinks it's funny to camp outside the finish line and wave for the guys that wont make it. The trolling, oh the trolling, seeing players grabbing others just for fun to see them fall and respawn in a checkpoint behind, it's freaking annoying. I said it was my final point but I cant go before talking about the MM, a player with 300 crowns, it aint much but it is honest work, is paired with brain dead assholes who can't pass the first round, I'm talking of the brand new squad mode, I want to have a decent team that knows what is doing and instead I'm given brain dead asses, but when I'm solo I'm facing golden chicken's, golden wolfes, golden knights, it almost looks like is rigged. Look it's a fun game for someone new, but spend this amount of time and you start to get crazy, add all the problems above and what the hell are you doing in this game? But you wanna know what is the cherrie in top of the game? Infallible, I've gotten my hands near that achievement 3 times already, but never capitalized because the game doesn't want you to get it and puts the above problems and others like disconnect in front of you. EDIT: I got infallible without using the exploit, won 5 squads modes, so not everything is bad I guess. So yeah, I appreciate if you read this review, I loved this game but it's becoming a villain by now and I am not enjoying to play it, I wanna say I'll quit it for some time but I always come back after a day or two, I'm just hopping that with Epic involvment they can finally start fixing this and make FG a better game, for those who are not toxic and stayed untill the end, I appreciate it, happy crown hunting fellas! Cheers EDIT: Corrected some grammar, there might still be some typos, warn me if you find any :).
4 votes funny
40 reais. Pra outro jogo que, assim como counter strike e gta, vc é obrigado a fechar lobby senão fica uma coisa totalmente sem graça e sentido. Mongolóide chora demais. Tenho 10 horas e não vi um cheater, e sim, eu sei identificar um cheater, eu xito até no xadrez online. Mas compreendo. O objetivo do jogo é vencer, vc xita pra vencer. A qualificação é negativa pela quantidade imensurável de imbec1s que intencionalmente te agarram ou te travam, arriscanto tanto a sua run como a dele, sem ganhar absolutamente nada com isso; e pelos lixo que colocam na minha equipe nos jogos forçados em equipe, que me desclassificam depois de ter passado por 2 ou 3 minigames. É infinitamente melhor ver as menininhas jogando na twitch do que jogar.
4 votes funny
O JOGO N Vale 1 caralho
4 votes funny
Bastante bom para rir e chorar de tanto cair 🥰
4 votes funny
o jogo é MUITO bom, mas deveria ter algumas das coisas que vou citar agora -sala privada para você jogar com bots e seus amigos -sala de treinamento contra bots -ter mapas de esconde-esconde -------------------------------------- the game is VERY good, but there should be some of the things I'm going to quote now -private room for you to play with bots and your friends -bot training room - have hide and seek maps
4 votes funny
jogo gostoso
3 votes funny
é mó bom man
3 votes funny
o jogo só dá erro de Faltando Arquivos, ja desinstalei e instalei novamente, fechei o pc e voltei a abrir, só consegui jogar uma vez, parece que de vez em quando funciona, mas se fechar o jogo e abrir novamente, dá sempre este erro maldito
2 votes funny
Nunca me diverti tanto em um jogo online, fui expulso do meu apartamento de tanto rir e gritar, gostaria de recomendá-lo a todos. Tão divertido quanto empurrar amigos em frente a carros em auta velocidade, Porem, existe um problema, esse jogo estimula a violencia domestica com sua mãe, principalmente pelo fato de 80% dos jogadores não terem nenhum tipo de amor materno, e terem 3 neuronios e 2 estão se dando tapa, além de parecerem ter a mentalidade de um tamanduá bandeira ou uma cianobactéria. De resto muito bom!
2 votes funny
malulo mas eu sou uma merda e nunca ganho porque eu sou um cádloiçe
2 votes funny
Muito bom jogo, mas se tu tens problema de raiva e nao gostas de ser tocado este jogo não para ti! Mas para pessoas que gostam de abraços esse sim é jogo para ti! <3
2 votes funny
Jogo bué cansado nao recomendo
2 votes funny
the worst 20$ spent in my life.
2 votes funny
Jogo divertido para jogar com os amigos.
2 votes funny
Raiva -..-
2 votes funny
Jogo gostoso como o Rebelo
2 votes funny
Trash game full of hackers, characters are so weak that if you fart on them they fall over.
2 votes funny
Full of hackers.
2 votes funny
O jogo comecou sendo legal, mas agora ta aparecendo uns hackers muito chatos, as telas de loading demoram demais também, poderiam otimizar o tempo dessa espera pras rodadas irem mais rápido, já é frustrante o suficiente ficar caindo o tempo todo.
2 votes funny

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