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76561198802382548

Not Recommended0 hrs played
Como este jogo não é nada de especial, deixo-vos em baixo uma receita de Pão-de-Ló:
Ingredientes:
6 ovos
O mesmo peso dos ovos em açúcar
Metade do peso dos ovos em farinha de trigo
Raspa de 1 limão
Preparação:
1. Parta os ovos e separe as gemas das claras
Às gemas, junte o açúcar e a raspa de limão.
Bata muito bem até que fique uma gemada esbranquiçada.
2. Bata as claras em castelo até que fiquem bem firmes.
Alternadamente, envolva a farinha e as claras com a gemada.
3. Numa forma com buraco no meio, previamente untada com manteiga e polvilhada com farinha, coloque a massa.
4. Leve ao forno pré-aquecido nos 175º e deixe cozer entre 35 e 40 minutos.
Depois do pão de ló cozido, retire e desenforme.
Valores Nutricionais:
Total: Calorias: 2664 kcal | Lipídios: 28g | Hidratos de Carbono: 555g | Proteinas: 54g
Por pessoa: Calorias: 222 kcal | Lipídios: 30,5g | Hidratos de Carbono: 46,3g | Proteinas: 4,5g
(Neuza Costa, 2011)
Obrigado.
71 votes funny
76561198802382548

Not Recommended0 hrs played
Como este jogo não é nada de especial, deixo-vos em baixo uma receita de Pão-de-Ló:
Ingredientes:
6 ovos
O mesmo peso dos ovos em açúcar
Metade do peso dos ovos em farinha de trigo
Raspa de 1 limão
Preparação:
1. Parta os ovos e separe as gemas das claras
Às gemas, junte o açúcar e a raspa de limão.
Bata muito bem até que fique uma gemada esbranquiçada.
2. Bata as claras em castelo até que fiquem bem firmes.
Alternadamente, envolva a farinha e as claras com a gemada.
3. Numa forma com buraco no meio, previamente untada com manteiga e polvilhada com farinha, coloque a massa.
4. Leve ao forno pré-aquecido nos 175º e deixe cozer entre 35 e 40 minutos.
Depois do pão de ló cozido, retire e desenforme.
Valores Nutricionais:
Total: Calorias: 2664 kcal | Lipídios: 28g | Hidratos de Carbono: 555g | Proteinas: 54g
Por pessoa: Calorias: 222 kcal | Lipídios: 30,5g | Hidratos de Carbono: 46,3g | Proteinas: 4,5g
(Neuza Costa, 2011)
Obrigado.
71 votes funny
76561198238118938

Recommended594 hrs played
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
31 votes funny
76561198205130507

Not Recommended6 hrs played
Download the game, write a bad review, Uninstall the game
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29 votes funny
76561198398572816

Not Recommended0 hrs played
Este jogo é incrível
Só tem a melhorar os seguintes aspetos:
-Gameplay (iguais ao 1º jogo)
-Gráficos (iguais ao 1º jogo)
-Updates (iguais ao 1º jogo)
-Balanceamento (iguais ao 1º jogo)
-Matchmaking (iguais ao 1º jogo)
-Modos de jogo (iguais ao 1º jogo)
-Rankeada (iguais ao 1º jogo)
De resto tá fixe
18 votes funny
76561198337754650

Not Recommended27 hrs played
Como este jogo não tem nada de interessante vou ensinar a fazer churros:
Ingredientes:
200g de farinha de trigo sem fermento
250 ml de água
50g de manteiga
1 casquinha de limão
Sal q.b.
3 ovos
Óleo para fritar
Açúcar para polvilhar
Canela para polvilhar
Preparação:
1. Num tacho leve ao lume a água.
Tempere com umas pedrinhas de sal.
Junte a casca de limão e a manteiga.
Deixe ferver.
2. Logo que comece a ferver, retire a casca de limão e adicione a farinha.
Mexa até descolar do tacho.
Coloque a massa numa tigela e deixe arrefecer um pouco
Mas o porno é de qualidade...
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15 votes funny
76561198849029287

Not Recommended158 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
a puta da skin da ashe e 25 euros fds
9 votes funny
76561198953797516

Not Recommended0 hrs played
The porn is better than the game 100% and the battle.net does not help
7 votes funny
76561198140078878

Recommended105 hrs played (38 hrs at review)
bogado e desbalanceado
vai se fuder blizzard
6 votes funny
76561198812392850

Not Recommended38 hrs played (38 hrs at review)
Game is so dogshit that TwoMad got a overdose playing it
6 votes funny
76561199116713634

Not Recommended0 hrs played
puta de jogo merda, unica coisa boa que tem é porn que é feito pelos fãs e não essa puta de blizard mal comida mal parida tomar no cu nem login essa porra funciona direito, meto a puta de login e diz que não pode porque está associada à steam e o caralho, vão se fuder nem continuação vocês sabem fazer seus burros do caralho, metem dlc de merda que é cópia de mans vs machine de tf2 poh caralho vosso jogo só é famoso por ter lesbicas rabudas que nem humanas são, wtf colocaram uma aranha prostituta nessa merda, vocês deveriam colocar essa merda chamada de overwatch 2 no cu de um idoso de 29 anos no xvideos que é onde esta merda sequer faz sucesso, vão se fuder mas é, vosso jogo deveria entrar nos livros de história de como não fazer um caralho de jogo, só vergonha além de terem conseguido matar vosso primeiro overwatch por loot box de merda, e conseguiram matar o segundo jogo em que? Um ano depois de lançar o segundo jogo lol, fora os processos que essa empresa de merda esteve envolvida e ainda teve de ser comprada pela microsoft porque nem sustentar se sozinha consegue essa porra, monte de velhos que devem bater uma para o macaco lá no jogo ou sla o nome desses caralhos, e fora a merda do sistema de login, mano 4 VEZES QUE TIVE DE FAZER LOGIN PARA NÃO DAR PARA ENTRAR NO JOGO POR TER CONTA ASSOCIADA À STEAM SENDO QUE VOCES QUE PEDIRAM ESSA MERDA, vão se fuder wtf um puto de 7 anos faz a merda de um sistema de login muito melhor, se vocês não querem a puta da associação de contas ENTÃO NÃO PEÇAM CARALHO BURROS DA MERDA, é que se desse para tirar isso era de boa mas eu nem consegui porque na puta da app diz que neste momento não dá para entrar nas configurações da conta, mano honestasmente vocês são só tristes, e ainda pior que alem de ser fortemente inspirado em tf2, consegue ainda assim ser pior que um jogo velho para caralho e ainda abandonado pela Valve, mano o jogo tá sem updates à quase uma decada e infestado de hackers e tá muito melhor que esta merda de overwatch, o pessoal só baixa o vosso jogo para dar review negativa, com merdas de dlc que nem fudendo vou desperdicar o meu dinheiro nessa merda porque caralho eu tenho amor ao dinheiro para não gastar em merdas igual este jogo.
-atenciosamente Green
5 votes funny
76561198269173035

Not Recommended83 hrs played (83 hrs at review)
TRASH GAME + no porn
5 votes funny
76561198364846241

Not Recommended0 hrs played
Instead of wasting your time and money on this "game", here's a recipe for a Black Forest cake (or the Portal cake).
Chocolate Cake:
- 1 3/4 cups (250g) all-purpose flour, sifted
- 2/3 cup (65g) natural unsweetened cocoa powder, sifted
- 2 teaspoons baking soda
- 1 teaspoon baking powder
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 2 cups (400g) granulated sugar
- 2 large eggs
- 1/2 cup (120 ml) neutral oil, such as canola or vegetable oil
- 2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
- 1 cup (240 ml) buttermilk
- 1 cup (240 ml) hot water
Cherries and Cherry Syrup:
- 1 cup drained, canned cherries
- 1/4 cup Kirsch, or another cherry liqueur
- Cherry juice from canned cherries (drain cherries and reserve the juice)
Whipped Cream Frosting:
- 3 cups (720 ml) heavy cream, cold
- 1/2 cup (58g) powdered sugar, sifted
Optional Decorations:
- 200g/7 oz. chocolate shavings
- Fresh whole cherries
Instructions
- To make the chocolate cake: Preheat oven to 350°F/180°C. Generously butter two 8-inch cake pans that are at least 2-inches high, and dust with cocoa powder, tapping the ramekins slightly to remove any excess.
- In a large bowl, place flour, cocoa powder, baking powder, baking soda, salt, and sugar. Mix until combined. Set aside.
- In a medium bowl, mix together eggs, oil, vanilla, buttermilk, and water (pour the water slowly so it won’t cook the eggs). Whisk until smooth. Add egg mixture into flour mixture and mix until smooth. Don’t overbeat – batter will be lumpy at first, but mix gently and eventually stir with a whisk just until smooth. The batter will be thin and liquid. That’s ok.
- Scrape batter into prepared pans. Bake cakes for 30-35 minutes (depending on your oven – this might take longer), or until a skewer inserted into the center comes out clean or with just a few moist crumbs. Allow to cool for 10 minutes in the pan before unmolding, then let cakes cool completely on a wire rack. I recommend wrapping the cakes in plastic wrap and refrigerate or freeze them for several hours before cutting them. Cut each cake layer in half horizontally.
To make the syrup: Place drained cherries in a medium bowl, and add to the bowl 1/4 cup Kirsch and 1/2 cup cherry juice from can. Leave to soak at room temperature for 30 minutes or more, then drain cherries in a sieve over a bowl, keeping both the cherries and syrup. Add more cherry juice to the syrup to get 3/4 cup syrup (you won't need the rest of the juice, discard it or save for another use). This will be the soaking syrup for the cake layers.
To make the whipped cream: Using a stand mixer or hand mixer with a whisk attachment, beat heavy cream and powdered sugar until stiff peaks form. Read more about making perfect whipped cream here.
Assembly: Place one cake layer on a cake stand or plate and brush with 1/3 of the cherry syrup. Cover top with a thick layer of whipped cream frosting (about 1 cup) and top with 1/3 of the cherries. Repeat twice more with remaining layers and top with the last cake layer (there’s no need to soak the top layer with syrup). Frost the top and sides of the cake with whipped cream. If you want, reserve some of the whipped cream, about 1½ cups, for decorating the top. Use a pastry bag with a large flower tip, and pipe rounds around the top. Top with whole cherries. Cover the sides and top with chocolate shavings, if desired. Store cake in the fridge, covered, for up to 4 days.
5 votes funny
76561199050762541

Not Recommended1 hrs played
The porn has better quality than this game
5 votes funny
76561198072690824

Not Recommended23 hrs played (3 hrs at review)
People dosent know why the healers exist , may cause brain damage , plz dont play, u will get mad , and no healers , they play this without a monitor , ty . DONT PLAY
4 votes funny
76561198397509341

Not Recommended70 hrs played (9 hrs at review)
A gameplay é muito boa, juntamente com as mecânicas. No entanto é Blizzard
4 votes funny
76561198840434652

Not Recommended8 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
o Porno é bem melhor
4 votes funny
76561198173712419

Recommended7 hrs played
Tenho um gatinho aqui. Amigos que tiverem passando podem fazer carinho dando like ou um prêmio.
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76561198841505909

Not Recommended3 hrs played (3 hrs at review)
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76561198072680427

Not Recommended2 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
Vai-te foder Blizzard
3 votes funny
76561198370462571

Not Recommended845 hrs played (11 hrs at review)
sex update when?
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76561198313442135

Not Recommended210 hrs played (3 hrs at review)
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76561198802382548

Not Recommended0 hrs played
Como este jogo não é nada de especial, deixo-vos em baixo uma receita de Pão-de-Ló:
Ingredientes:
6 ovos
O mesmo peso dos ovos em açúcar
Metade do peso dos ovos em farinha de trigo
Raspa de 1 limão
Preparação:
1. Parta os ovos e separe as gemas das claras
Às gemas, junte o açúcar e a raspa de limão.
Bata muito bem até que fique uma gemada esbranquiçada.
2. Bata as claras em castelo até que fiquem bem firmes.
Alternadamente, envolva a farinha e as claras com a gemada.
3. Numa forma com buraco no meio, previamente untada com manteiga e polvilhada com farinha, coloque a massa.
4. Leve ao forno pré-aquecido nos 175º e deixe cozer entre 35 e 40 minutos.
Depois do pão de ló cozido, retire e desenforme.
Valores Nutricionais:
Total: Calorias: 2664 kcal | Lipídios: 28g | Hidratos de Carbono: 555g | Proteinas: 54g
Por pessoa: Calorias: 222 kcal | Lipídios: 30,5g | Hidratos de Carbono: 46,3g | Proteinas: 4,5g
(Neuza Costa, 2011)
Obrigado.
71 votes funny
76561198802382548

Not Recommended0 hrs played
Como este jogo não é nada de especial, deixo-vos em baixo uma receita de Pão-de-Ló:
Ingredientes:
6 ovos
O mesmo peso dos ovos em açúcar
Metade do peso dos ovos em farinha de trigo
Raspa de 1 limão
Preparação:
1. Parta os ovos e separe as gemas das claras
Às gemas, junte o açúcar e a raspa de limão.
Bata muito bem até que fique uma gemada esbranquiçada.
2. Bata as claras em castelo até que fiquem bem firmes.
Alternadamente, envolva a farinha e as claras com a gemada.
3. Numa forma com buraco no meio, previamente untada com manteiga e polvilhada com farinha, coloque a massa.
4. Leve ao forno pré-aquecido nos 175º e deixe cozer entre 35 e 40 minutos.
Depois do pão de ló cozido, retire e desenforme.
Valores Nutricionais:
Total: Calorias: 2664 kcal | Lipídios: 28g | Hidratos de Carbono: 555g | Proteinas: 54g
Por pessoa: Calorias: 222 kcal | Lipídios: 30,5g | Hidratos de Carbono: 46,3g | Proteinas: 4,5g
(Neuza Costa, 2011)
Obrigado.
71 votes funny
76561198238118938

Recommended594 hrs played
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
31 votes funny
76561198205130507

Not Recommended6 hrs played
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76561198398572816

Not Recommended0 hrs played
Este jogo é incrível
Só tem a melhorar os seguintes aspetos:
-Gameplay (iguais ao 1º jogo)
-Gráficos (iguais ao 1º jogo)
-Updates (iguais ao 1º jogo)
-Balanceamento (iguais ao 1º jogo)
-Matchmaking (iguais ao 1º jogo)
-Modos de jogo (iguais ao 1º jogo)
-Rankeada (iguais ao 1º jogo)
De resto tá fixe
18 votes funny
76561198337754650

Not Recommended27 hrs played
Como este jogo não tem nada de interessante vou ensinar a fazer churros:
Ingredientes:
200g de farinha de trigo sem fermento
250 ml de água
50g de manteiga
1 casquinha de limão
Sal q.b.
3 ovos
Óleo para fritar
Açúcar para polvilhar
Canela para polvilhar
Preparação:
1. Num tacho leve ao lume a água.
Tempere com umas pedrinhas de sal.
Junte a casca de limão e a manteiga.
Deixe ferver.
2. Logo que comece a ferver, retire a casca de limão e adicione a farinha.
Mexa até descolar do tacho.
Coloque a massa numa tigela e deixe arrefecer um pouco
Mas o porno é de qualidade...
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76561198849029287

Not Recommended158 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
a puta da skin da ashe e 25 euros fds
9 votes funny
76561198953797516

Not Recommended0 hrs played
The porn is better than the game 100% and the battle.net does not help
7 votes funny
76561198140078878

Recommended105 hrs played (38 hrs at review)
bogado e desbalanceado
vai se fuder blizzard
6 votes funny
76561198812392850

Not Recommended38 hrs played (38 hrs at review)
Game is so dogshit that TwoMad got a overdose playing it
6 votes funny
76561199116713634

Not Recommended0 hrs played
puta de jogo merda, unica coisa boa que tem é porn que é feito pelos fãs e não essa puta de blizard mal comida mal parida tomar no cu nem login essa porra funciona direito, meto a puta de login e diz que não pode porque está associada à steam e o caralho, vão se fuder nem continuação vocês sabem fazer seus burros do caralho, metem dlc de merda que é cópia de mans vs machine de tf2 poh caralho vosso jogo só é famoso por ter lesbicas rabudas que nem humanas são, wtf colocaram uma aranha prostituta nessa merda, vocês deveriam colocar essa merda chamada de overwatch 2 no cu de um idoso de 29 anos no xvideos que é onde esta merda sequer faz sucesso, vão se fuder mas é, vosso jogo deveria entrar nos livros de história de como não fazer um caralho de jogo, só vergonha além de terem conseguido matar vosso primeiro overwatch por loot box de merda, e conseguiram matar o segundo jogo em que? Um ano depois de lançar o segundo jogo lol, fora os processos que essa empresa de merda esteve envolvida e ainda teve de ser comprada pela microsoft porque nem sustentar se sozinha consegue essa porra, monte de velhos que devem bater uma para o macaco lá no jogo ou sla o nome desses caralhos, e fora a merda do sistema de login, mano 4 VEZES QUE TIVE DE FAZER LOGIN PARA NÃO DAR PARA ENTRAR NO JOGO POR TER CONTA ASSOCIADA À STEAM SENDO QUE VOCES QUE PEDIRAM ESSA MERDA, vão se fuder wtf um puto de 7 anos faz a merda de um sistema de login muito melhor, se vocês não querem a puta da associação de contas ENTÃO NÃO PEÇAM CARALHO BURROS DA MERDA, é que se desse para tirar isso era de boa mas eu nem consegui porque na puta da app diz que neste momento não dá para entrar nas configurações da conta, mano honestasmente vocês são só tristes, e ainda pior que alem de ser fortemente inspirado em tf2, consegue ainda assim ser pior que um jogo velho para caralho e ainda abandonado pela Valve, mano o jogo tá sem updates à quase uma decada e infestado de hackers e tá muito melhor que esta merda de overwatch, o pessoal só baixa o vosso jogo para dar review negativa, com merdas de dlc que nem fudendo vou desperdicar o meu dinheiro nessa merda porque caralho eu tenho amor ao dinheiro para não gastar em merdas igual este jogo.
-atenciosamente Green
5 votes funny
76561198269173035

Not Recommended83 hrs played (83 hrs at review)
TRASH GAME + no porn
5 votes funny
76561198364846241

Not Recommended0 hrs played
Instead of wasting your time and money on this "game", here's a recipe for a Black Forest cake (or the Portal cake).
Chocolate Cake:
- 1 3/4 cups (250g) all-purpose flour, sifted
- 2/3 cup (65g) natural unsweetened cocoa powder, sifted
- 2 teaspoons baking soda
- 1 teaspoon baking powder
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 2 cups (400g) granulated sugar
- 2 large eggs
- 1/2 cup (120 ml) neutral oil, such as canola or vegetable oil
- 2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
- 1 cup (240 ml) buttermilk
- 1 cup (240 ml) hot water
Cherries and Cherry Syrup:
- 1 cup drained, canned cherries
- 1/4 cup Kirsch, or another cherry liqueur
- Cherry juice from canned cherries (drain cherries and reserve the juice)
Whipped Cream Frosting:
- 3 cups (720 ml) heavy cream, cold
- 1/2 cup (58g) powdered sugar, sifted
Optional Decorations:
- 200g/7 oz. chocolate shavings
- Fresh whole cherries
Instructions
- To make the chocolate cake: Preheat oven to 350°F/180°C. Generously butter two 8-inch cake pans that are at least 2-inches high, and dust with cocoa powder, tapping the ramekins slightly to remove any excess.
- In a large bowl, place flour, cocoa powder, baking powder, baking soda, salt, and sugar. Mix until combined. Set aside.
- In a medium bowl, mix together eggs, oil, vanilla, buttermilk, and water (pour the water slowly so it won’t cook the eggs). Whisk until smooth. Add egg mixture into flour mixture and mix until smooth. Don’t overbeat – batter will be lumpy at first, but mix gently and eventually stir with a whisk just until smooth. The batter will be thin and liquid. That’s ok.
- Scrape batter into prepared pans. Bake cakes for 30-35 minutes (depending on your oven – this might take longer), or until a skewer inserted into the center comes out clean or with just a few moist crumbs. Allow to cool for 10 minutes in the pan before unmolding, then let cakes cool completely on a wire rack. I recommend wrapping the cakes in plastic wrap and refrigerate or freeze them for several hours before cutting them. Cut each cake layer in half horizontally.
To make the syrup: Place drained cherries in a medium bowl, and add to the bowl 1/4 cup Kirsch and 1/2 cup cherry juice from can. Leave to soak at room temperature for 30 minutes or more, then drain cherries in a sieve over a bowl, keeping both the cherries and syrup. Add more cherry juice to the syrup to get 3/4 cup syrup (you won't need the rest of the juice, discard it or save for another use). This will be the soaking syrup for the cake layers.
To make the whipped cream: Using a stand mixer or hand mixer with a whisk attachment, beat heavy cream and powdered sugar until stiff peaks form. Read more about making perfect whipped cream here.
Assembly: Place one cake layer on a cake stand or plate and brush with 1/3 of the cherry syrup. Cover top with a thick layer of whipped cream frosting (about 1 cup) and top with 1/3 of the cherries. Repeat twice more with remaining layers and top with the last cake layer (there’s no need to soak the top layer with syrup). Frost the top and sides of the cake with whipped cream. If you want, reserve some of the whipped cream, about 1½ cups, for decorating the top. Use a pastry bag with a large flower tip, and pipe rounds around the top. Top with whole cherries. Cover the sides and top with chocolate shavings, if desired. Store cake in the fridge, covered, for up to 4 days.
5 votes funny
76561199050762541

Not Recommended1 hrs played
The porn has better quality than this game
5 votes funny
76561198072690824

Not Recommended23 hrs played (3 hrs at review)
People dosent know why the healers exist , may cause brain damage , plz dont play, u will get mad , and no healers , they play this without a monitor , ty . DONT PLAY
4 votes funny
76561198397509341

Not Recommended70 hrs played (9 hrs at review)
A gameplay é muito boa, juntamente com as mecânicas. No entanto é Blizzard
4 votes funny
76561198840434652

Not Recommended8 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
o Porno é bem melhor
4 votes funny
76561198173712419

Recommended7 hrs played
Tenho um gatinho aqui. Amigos que tiverem passando podem fazer carinho dando like ou um prêmio.
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76561198841505909

Not Recommended3 hrs played (3 hrs at review)
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76561198072680427

Not Recommended2 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
Vai-te foder Blizzard
3 votes funny
76561198370462571

Not Recommended845 hrs played (11 hrs at review)
sex update when?
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3 votes funny
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Eating a Burger With No Honey Mustard
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Eating a Burger With No Honey Mustard
Eating a Burger With No Honey Mustard
Eating a Burger With No Honey Mustard
Eating a Burger With No Honey Mustard
Eating a Burger With No Honey Mustard
Eating a Burger With No Honey Mustard
Eating a Burger With No Honey Mustard
Eating a Burger With No Honey Mustard
Eating a Burger With No Honey Mustard
Eating a Burger With No Honey Mustard
Eating a Burger With No Honey Mustard
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