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Crusader Kings IIICrusader Kings III
Starting as Jarl Björn Ironside in Uppland 867: - Presses my claims and declares war against Värmland - Wins the war - Does some politics, marrying my <16 years old childrens away - Expands my territory - My son, Erik is wounded - Erik is murdered, cathches the murderer and executes her - Finds the option to romance my oldest daugther, starts flirting with her even if I have a wife and 3 concubines - Successfully makes my daugther my soulmate which in turn made her pregnant - Got caught by her husband, some Russian king, he throws my daughter in jail and she gave birth to our son - Starts plotting to murder the king - Wife dies, marries one of my concubines - The king was slain by his own son - My 3 yrs old son got a title in Russia - My daugther was released from prison, found a lover in England but decided to stop by in Uppland before marrying this lord - My daughter marries her lord and moves to England, discovers she's pregnant - Gives birth to our second son, the lord is too scared of me and too stupid to even dare accuse me so he thinks the boy is his - Throws a grand feast to celebrate a happy ending to a really complicated story - Wishes for a better turn in this weird timeline - Accidentally stabs my own brother at the feast, killing him - Calms down and accuses the high priestess for murder, everyone sides with the Jarl, making the priestess a criminal - Gets away with a close to kin murder - Jails the priestess and sacrifices her to Odin - Gets old, sees my grandson is my heir, not my son. The territory would be split with everyone. Disinherits my sons - Dies and continues my grandfather's legacy as the grandson, starting with romancing my aunts - Creates a complicated family tree 10/10 would use their family for your own profit again
8 votes funny
Starting as Jarl Björn Ironside in Uppland 867: - Presses my claims and declares war against Värmland - Wins the war - Does some politics, marrying my <16 years old childrens away - Expands my territory - My son, Erik is wounded - Erik is murdered, cathches the murderer and executes her - Finds the option to romance my oldest daugther, starts flirting with her even if I have a wife and 3 concubines - Successfully makes my daugther my soulmate which in turn made her pregnant - Got caught by her husband, some Russian king, he throws my daughter in jail and she gave birth to our son - Starts plotting to murder the king - Wife dies, marries one of my concubines - The king was slain by his own son - My 3 yrs old son got a title in Russia - My daugther was released from prison, found a lover in England but decided to stop by in Uppland before marrying this lord - My daughter marries her lord and moves to England, discovers she's pregnant - Gives birth to our second son, the lord is too scared of me and too stupid to even dare accuse me so he thinks the boy is his - Throws a grand feast to celebrate a happy ending to a really complicated story - Wishes for a better turn in this weird timeline - Accidentally stabs my own brother at the feast, killing him - Calms down and accuses the high priestess for murder, everyone sides with the Jarl, making the priestess a criminal - Gets away with a close to kin murder - Jails the priestess and sacrifices her to Odin - Gets old, sees my grandson is my heir, not my son. The territory would be split with everyone. Disinherits my sons - Dies and continues my grandfather's legacy as the grandson, starting with romancing my aunts - Creates a complicated family tree 10/10 would use their family for your own profit again
8 votes funny
Fun for the whole family. Until you murder your brother...
4 votes funny
Created a religion with poly and able to marry close-kin. So naturally I am married to 3 of my sisters.
3 votes funny
My wife was a 7 year old child and i was 67 10/10
2 votes funny
Amazing game, would highly recommend it to anyone interested in strategy games and royal inbreeding.
2 votes funny
turns into a crash simulator after every update so it is largely unplayable for most of the time
1 votes funny
too scary
1 votes funny
i married my cousin, didnt end well 10/10
1 votes funny
mord
1 votes funny
TRASH
1 votes funny
Pretty hard game but also much easier than eu4, the one thing that i noticed was that it was not possible to scale and grow your country bigger and bigger and you can only grow like one county och duchy per war. Was also confusing trying to keep your country together after dying. Very good and fun game
1 votes funny
rdtyrethzeyz
1 votes funny
great game hope royal court is'nt shit
1 votes funny
good with dlc but not without
1 votes funny
Jag hade sagt att det är ett bra spel för att du kan ligga med andras fruar så ni som ser detta måste köpa det och tvinga en vän att köpa det och inte berätta att man kan ligga med andras fruar och sedan när hans fru blir gravid så blir dom glada att dom kommer få ett barn och sedan när han får barnet så säger du: "Det är inte ditt barn......."
1 votes funny
It's fun tactial/strategy game and I've rly enjoyed it so far and it is constantly getting updated/patched. I highly recommend this game, and there's a bunch of amazing mods to download for the game. I'd also say it looks quite complicated/complex at first glances but it's actually not that difficult whenever you start getting the hang of it even a lil bit you'll see that it's much easier than it seemed.
1 votes funny
Crusader Kings 3 is like eating a hot bowl of chilli. First its a little hot and a little hard to eat but after a while it is a littler cooler and then you can enjoy your chilli. After a little while you start to feel a little full so you slow down on the eating. After a little while you finnish your bowl of chilli but soon the fun will be over. a few hours later you sitt on the toilet screaming in pain and agony. I give this game 10/10
1 votes funny
the game is solid and it takes a few hours to get into/learning it but its worth it, however I expected more naked dwarfs after my friends reccomended me the game wich is disapointing. 8/10.
1 votes funny
Ap Approves
1 votes funny
Married my sister and had an inbred child, took that child to the dungeons and cut out his eyes 10/10 could play this badboi for hours
1 votes funny
what are you doing step-bro?
1 votes funny
Bought the royal edition for 75 euro just to be blocked out of multiplayer because it unavailable. Would not advise anyone to buy the game in it's current state.
1 votes funny
It's amazing
1 votes funny
Incest, very nice.
1 votes funny
good
1 votes funny