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So, Sunday, I got the flu. Like, real bad, haven't been able to move for a couple of days. Still sick as of writing this review (Friday). Anyway, Tuesday, my dog dies. So, I'm sick as sh*t, and now sad as sh*t because the companion I've had with me since grade school is no longer there. Thursday evening, I decided to boot up stellaris, to get my mind off of things Boot up a custom-human made game. Start goes swell, mineral-rich starting system MFW First encountered planet is my preference, 25 tile So, I colonize the shit out of that planet. Game names planet Pallas. Fucking Pallas. Pallas was the name of my dog, who died Tuesday. I rate this game 10/10 savage as all fuck.
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So, Sunday, I got the flu. Like, real bad, haven't been able to move for a couple of days. Still sick as of writing this review (Friday). Anyway, Tuesday, my dog dies. So, I'm sick as sh*t, and now sad as sh*t because the companion I've had with me since grade school is no longer there. Thursday evening, I decided to boot up stellaris, to get my mind off of things Boot up a custom-human made game. Start goes swell, mineral-rich starting system MFW First encountered planet is my preference, 25 tile So, I colonize the shit out of that planet. Game names planet Pallas. Fucking Pallas. Pallas was the name of my dog, who died Tuesday. I rate this game 10/10 savage as all fuck.
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very nice to enslave entire species of aliens 10/10
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För att rymden har motorvägar
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Good Game.
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One of the most addicting games i have ever played. Best space strategy game i have tested so far. And not to mention the incredible potential for future content. This game will be along side me for a really long time. Amazing Paradox you guys rock my socks.
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Great game. Barely played yet and yet I love. Very nice.
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+1000hrs, havn't finished a single game. Still enjoying it tho.
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ngl, I mostly play this for the hot ass babes
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蠢驴你快把eu4的汉化做了!
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sometimes the insults are fun 10/10 can purge diffrent species
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kuk
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6. .- ...
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Ett av de spel jag spenderat mest antal timma i bortom Minecraft. Tycker du om stor strategi och science fiction? Då är det här helt klart för dig. Bra grafik trots sin genre. Superbra musik och stora möjligheter för omspel då det finns näst intill oändliga kombinationsmöjligheter. Gott om mods, stabilt och fungerar utmärkt på Linux. Detta är ett genuint bra spel som inte är för svårt att lära sig trots stort djup.
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Sjukt beroendeframkallande.
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One of the best stratergy games I've ever played. Pre-orderd it, loved it at release and love it even more now.
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Quite fun and with a lott of modding potential.
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Very good
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Goog geme
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The space sloths shall rule the galaxy!
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Efter 34h på nästan tre dagar var jag tvungen att avinstallera spelet. Sjukt beroende. Tog en stund att komma in i det men när man väl gjort det så var man fast..
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Started up the game, were confused over the UI. Two hours later I found myself managing the game and couldn't stop playing. Pros: Addictive as hell! You can finally explore a galaxy just the way you wanted Mods (now I play as synths with a looot of events all the time) Cons: Addictive as hell!
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Watch this game turn the most peaceloving, egalitarian liberal into a genocidal authoritarian maniac that would make Mao blush in 2 hours.
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det är ett väldigt bra spel!
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Never had so much fun with a new game!
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Really fun in the first few games, gets a little dull after a while, it really needs more content in the form of DLC. The mods help to alliviate this problem though. Multiplayer is the strongest part, the diplomacy does not work as well in singleplayer and the AI is too passive at times. The UI is okay but needs some more polishing. Score: 8/10
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