Kill someone with a P90 - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing noob!! Noob weapon!!"
Kill someone with a P90 through a smoke - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing hacker!!"
Kill someone with a AWP - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing noob!! Noob weapon!!"
Kill someone with a AWP through a door - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing hacker!!"
In a 1 vs 5 you die - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing noob!!"
In a 1 vs 5 you win - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing hacker!!"
Kill someone with a headshot - "Hacker!!"
Get headshoted by someone - "Owned!!" and get teabagged
Kill someone with a grenade - "Luck!!"
Get killed by someone with a grenade - "AHAHAHAHA"
Get teamkilled by someone - "Get out of the way you ♥♥♥♥ing idiot!!"
Accidentally teamkill someone - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing idiot!!"
Blocked by someone - Dies
Accidentally blocks someone - "Get out the way you ♥♥♥♥ing idiot!!"
Decide to save - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing coward!!"
Decide not to save - "Save you ♥♥♥♥ing idiot!!"
Kill someone while defending the bomb - "You ♥♥♥♥ing camper!!"
Kill someone while defending the hostages - "You ♥♥♥♥ing camper!!"
Someone dies - The deceased one starts to rage
Your team lose the round - Your team starts to rage
Your team is losing 10-2 - Someone rages quit
Go to the balcony in Italy - "You ♥♥♥♥ing hacker!!"
Worst guy receives a drop - "Are you ♥♥♥♥ing serious!?"
Warm up - Everybody tries to spawn kill
Score is 5-1 in your favor - "This is a T map!"
Score is 1-5 againts you - "This is a CT map!"
Lose the first 2 rounds - Someone asks to get kicked
Last round - Everybody buys Negev
Your team is loosing and you are in last - Someone vote to kick you
Win a match - All enemy team rages
Lose a match - Your team rages
Someone's Internet crashes - 30 minutes ban
Your Internet crashes - 7 days ban....
Kill someone with a P90 - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing noob!! Noob weapon!!"
Kill someone with a P90 through a smoke - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing hacker!!"
Kill someone with a AWP - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing noob!! Noob weapon!!"
Kill someone with a AWP through a door - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing hacker!!"
In a 1 vs 5 you die - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing noob!!"
In a 1 vs 5 you win - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing hacker!!"
Kill someone with a headshot - "Hacker!!"
Get headshoted by someone - "Owned!!" and get teabagged
Kill someone with a grenade - "Luck!!"
Get killed by someone with a grenade - "AHAHAHAHA"
Get teamkilled by someone - "Get out of the way you ♥♥♥♥ing idiot!!"
Accidentally teamkill someone - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing idiot!!"
Blocked by someone - Dies
Accidentally blocks someone - "Get out the way you ♥♥♥♥ing idiot!!"
Decide to save - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing coward!!"
Decide not to save - "Save you ♥♥♥♥ing idiot!!"
Kill someone while defending the bomb - "You ♥♥♥♥ing camper!!"
Kill someone while defending the hostages - "You ♥♥♥♥ing camper!!"
Someone dies - The deceased one starts to rage
Your team lose the round - Your team starts to rage
Your team is losing 10-2 - Someone rages quit
Go to the balcony in Italy - "You ♥♥♥♥ing hacker!!"
Worst guy receives a drop - "Are you ♥♥♥♥ing serious!?"
Warm up - Everybody tries to spawn kill
Score is 5-1 in your favor - "This is a T map!"
Score is 1-5 againts you - "This is a CT map!"
Lose the first 2 rounds - Someone asks to get kicked
Last round - Everybody buys Negev
Your team is loosing and you are in last - Someone vote to kick you
Win a match - All enemy team rages
Lose a match - Your team rages
Someone's Internet crashes - 30 minutes ban
Your Internet crashes - 7 days ban....
What I gave CS:GO:
1 Money
2 My life
3 Money
What CS:GO gave me:
1 Broken monitor
2 Broken mouse
3 Broken keyboard
4 Broken monitor
5 9/10 ready
6 Rush B
7 Fluent in Russian
8 Drop awp
9 Fakink idiota БЛЯТЬ ЙЕБЕНИ НАХУЙ СУКААА ПАШОЛ НАХУЙ АМЕРИКАНСКИЙ СМЕРТ СЩА
10 English blokes telling me I'm a boosted twat
11 ''I'm a virgin''
Ett bra spel.
Story:
Spelet går ut på att döda dumma terrorister som är ute efter ditt lördagsgodis, som counter-terrorist så är ditt uppdrag att vakta "siten" så att terroristerna inte kan plantera sin piñatabomb, om terroristerna får tag på godiset så får de en godischock och vinner.
Karaktärer:
Beroende på vilken bana du spelar på så är din karaktär uppdaterad i olika former av mode, min favorit är counter-terroristernas svampmössa, terrorister gillar inte svamp. Därför vinner man ofta. :-)
Vapen:
För att få bort terroristerna så måste man skjuta dem :-( jag gillar inte vapen så jag brukar skrika åt dem tills dem ger upp, det brukar ofta sluta upp med att terroristerna planterar sin piñatabomb och vinner :-(.
Men om jag måste välja ett gevär så väljer jag P90 för den får mig att känna mig äldre än vad jag egentligen är (P95 inte P90 IRL) :-).
Slutsats:
Ett bra spel med mycket godis och svamphattar.
8/10 kepsmän.
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killed a russian guy,
He start saying a bunch of russian things
like cyka blyt,
killed him again
he start saying again those russian thingys
then left,
Like if that happend to you too
this is the best game for you, if you want to spend a fortune on useless virtual items and cry when realizing you actually spent a fortune on useless virtual items!
Strongly Recommend this money consuming spawn of satan!
Jag lider fysiskt och psykiskt varenda sekund, minut, kvart, halvtimme, timme, dag, vecka, månad, år, decennium och millennium jag spelar CS. Hatet och ilskan jag har inom mig mot detta spel är obeskrivlig. Jag önskar att denna förbannelse aldrig lagts på mig. Hade jag fått en önskan där jag hade fått önska mig vad som helst hade jag önskat mig att jag aldrig börjat spela CS. Snälla, ladda inte ner detta spel oavsett vad era vänner säger. Förmodligen har dem fått betalt av valve för att få er att ladda ner helvetet rakt in på er dator. När ni väl har det i ert bibliotek kommer ni aldrig bli av med det. allt ni gör för att få bort spelet kommer ignoreras av algoritmen, allt sitter i algoritmen, ni kan inte fly. Gaben kommer ta er och ni kommer få känna hans ilska och lidande djupt in i era själar för resten av tidens existens.
Why can't you put in a filter so you dont have to play with russian players? it destroys the whole game experience and most people have turned of the ingame voice becouse of russians with bad mic:s screaming and being annoying in the voice chat.
The game is not played as it should be played becouse of russian players, 95% of all games ends up 4vs5 becouse of a russian that either drops teamkills so it get kicked or just stands AFK for no reason in the base. and if you leave you get punnished with cooldowns, if you teamkill it you get punnished with cooldowns.... fix the game.
Kill someone with a P90 - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing noob!! Noob weapon!!"
Kill someone with a P90 through a smoke - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing hacker!!"
Kill someone with a AWP - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing noob!! Noob weapon!!"
Kill someone with a AWP through a door - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing hacker!!"
In a 1 vs 5 you die - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing noob!!"
In a 1 vs 5 you win - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing hacker!!"
Kill someone with a headshot - "Hacker!!"
Get headshoted by someone - "Owned!!" and get teabagged
Kill someone with a grenade - "Luck!!"
Get killed by someone with a grenade - "AHAHAHAHA"
Get teamkilled by someone - "Get out of the way you ♥♥♥♥ing idiot!!"
Accidentally teamkill someone - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing idiot!!"
Blocked by someone - Dies
Accidentally blocks someone - "Get out the way you ♥♥♥♥ing idiot!!"
Decide to save - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing coward!!"
Decide not to save - "Save you ♥♥♥♥ing idiot!!"
Kill someone while defending the bomb - "You ♥♥♥♥ing camper!!"
Kill someone while defending the hostages - "You ♥♥♥♥ing camper!!"
Someone dies - The deceased one starts to rage
Your team lose the round - Your team starts to rage
Your team is losing 10-2 - Someone rages quit
Go to the balcony in Italy - "You ♥♥♥♥ing hacker!!"
Worst guy receives a drop - "Are you ♥♥♥♥ing serious!?"
Warm up - Everybody tries to spawn kill
Score is 5-1 in your favor - "This is a T map!"
Score is 1-5 againts you - "This is a CT map!"
Lose the first 2 rounds - Someone asks to get kicked
Last round - Everybody buys Negev
Your team is loosing and you are in last - Someone vote to kick you
Win a match - All enemy team rages
Lose a match - Your team rages
Someone's Internet crashes - 30 minutes ban
Your Internet crashes - 7 days ban....
Kill someone with a P90 - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing noob!! Noob weapon!!"
Kill someone with a P90 through a smoke - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing hacker!!"
Kill someone with a AWP - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing noob!! Noob weapon!!"
Kill someone with a AWP through a door - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing hacker!!"
In a 1 vs 5 you die - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing noob!!"
In a 1 vs 5 you win - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing hacker!!"
Kill someone with a headshot - "Hacker!!"
Get headshoted by someone - "Owned!!" and get teabagged
Kill someone with a grenade - "Luck!!"
Get killed by someone with a grenade - "AHAHAHAHA"
Get teamkilled by someone - "Get out of the way you ♥♥♥♥ing idiot!!"
Accidentally teamkill someone - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing idiot!!"
Blocked by someone - Dies
Accidentally blocks someone - "Get out the way you ♥♥♥♥ing idiot!!"
Decide to save - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing coward!!"
Decide not to save - "Save you ♥♥♥♥ing idiot!!"
Kill someone while defending the bomb - "You ♥♥♥♥ing camper!!"
Kill someone while defending the hostages - "You ♥♥♥♥ing camper!!"
Someone dies - The deceased one starts to rage
Your team lose the round - Your team starts to rage
Your team is losing 10-2 - Someone rages quit
Go to the balcony in Italy - "You ♥♥♥♥ing hacker!!"
Worst guy receives a drop - "Are you ♥♥♥♥ing serious!?"
Warm up - Everybody tries to spawn kill
Score is 5-1 in your favor - "This is a T map!"
Score is 1-5 againts you - "This is a CT map!"
Lose the first 2 rounds - Someone asks to get kicked
Last round - Everybody buys Negev
Your team is loosing and you are in last - Someone vote to kick you
Win a match - All enemy team rages
Lose a match - Your team rages
Someone's Internet crashes - 30 minutes ban
Your Internet crashes - 7 days ban....
What I gave CS:GO:
1 Money
2 My life
3 Money
What CS:GO gave me:
1 Broken monitor
2 Broken mouse
3 Broken keyboard
4 Broken monitor
5 9/10 ready
6 Rush B
7 Fluent in Russian
8 Drop awp
9 Fakink idiota БЛЯТЬ ЙЕБЕНИ НАХУЙ СУКААА ПАШОЛ НАХУЙ АМЕРИКАНСКИЙ СМЕРТ СЩА
10 English blokes telling me I'm a boosted twat
11 ''I'm a virgin''
Ett bra spel.
Story:
Spelet går ut på att döda dumma terrorister som är ute efter ditt lördagsgodis, som counter-terrorist så är ditt uppdrag att vakta "siten" så att terroristerna inte kan plantera sin piñatabomb, om terroristerna får tag på godiset så får de en godischock och vinner.
Karaktärer:
Beroende på vilken bana du spelar på så är din karaktär uppdaterad i olika former av mode, min favorit är counter-terroristernas svampmössa, terrorister gillar inte svamp. Därför vinner man ofta. :-)
Vapen:
För att få bort terroristerna så måste man skjuta dem :-( jag gillar inte vapen så jag brukar skrika åt dem tills dem ger upp, det brukar ofta sluta upp med att terroristerna planterar sin piñatabomb och vinner :-(.
Men om jag måste välja ett gevär så väljer jag P90 för den får mig att känna mig äldre än vad jag egentligen är (P95 inte P90 IRL) :-).
Slutsats:
Ett bra spel med mycket godis och svamphattar.
8/10 kepsmän.
d:-)
d:-)
d:-)
d:-)
d:-)
d:-)
d:-)
d:-)
killed a russian guy,
He start saying a bunch of russian things
like cyka blyt,
killed him again
he start saying again those russian thingys
then left,
Like if that happend to you too
this is the best game for you, if you want to spend a fortune on useless virtual items and cry when realizing you actually spent a fortune on useless virtual items!
Strongly Recommend this money consuming spawn of satan!
Jag lider fysiskt och psykiskt varenda sekund, minut, kvart, halvtimme, timme, dag, vecka, månad, år, decennium och millennium jag spelar CS. Hatet och ilskan jag har inom mig mot detta spel är obeskrivlig. Jag önskar att denna förbannelse aldrig lagts på mig. Hade jag fått en önskan där jag hade fått önska mig vad som helst hade jag önskat mig att jag aldrig börjat spela CS. Snälla, ladda inte ner detta spel oavsett vad era vänner säger. Förmodligen har dem fått betalt av valve för att få er att ladda ner helvetet rakt in på er dator. När ni väl har det i ert bibliotek kommer ni aldrig bli av med det. allt ni gör för att få bort spelet kommer ignoreras av algoritmen, allt sitter i algoritmen, ni kan inte fly. Gaben kommer ta er och ni kommer få känna hans ilska och lidande djupt in i era själar för resten av tidens existens.
Why can't you put in a filter so you dont have to play with russian players? it destroys the whole game experience and most people have turned of the ingame voice becouse of russians with bad mic:s screaming and being annoying in the voice chat.
The game is not played as it should be played becouse of russian players, 95% of all games ends up 4vs5 becouse of a russian that either drops teamkills so it get kicked or just stands AFK for no reason in the base. and if you leave you get punnished with cooldowns, if you teamkill it you get punnished with cooldowns.... fix the game.
