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這個遊戲非常的讚、非常的棒,但是唯一的缺點,也是最大的BUG就是,馬精液不能喝!!!!!!為什麼馬精液不能喝???!!!!它長得就跟一般的牛奶沒有兩樣啊!!!!!!!只是它上面寫的不是milk,而是horse semen,就因為如此我就不能喝它嗎?????!!!!!!!!!
169 votes funny
這個遊戲非常的讚、非常的棒,但是唯一的缺點,也是最大的BUG就是,馬精液不能喝!!!!!!為什麼馬精液不能喝???!!!!它長得就跟一般的牛奶沒有兩樣啊!!!!!!!只是它上面寫的不是milk,而是horse semen,就因為如此我就不能喝它嗎?????!!!!!!!!!
169 votes funny
在一天之中,製作了大麻、冰毒跟古柯鹼,讓整個城市都吸上癮 孩子很喜歡 最後再回家打開這遊戲
24 votes funny
我滑特白色與噘西平特曼還有水果奶奶會稱霸這座城市 使用我們自研的綠色好康葉 喜歡請留下聯絡方式 行銷主管噘西會與您聯絡
22 votes funny
警察先生,看在我努力幫忙丟垃圾的份上,在環保的部分做出了極大的貢獻,當做沒看見我賣毒了,求你了。我讓街上變得異常乾淨,你看那些行走的垃圾。。。啊不是,我是說客戶。。。啊不是,我是說行走的路人看見我都很開心,他們就是我的證人。 所以,警察先生要來幾顆試試嗎?剛剛好還有4包OG Kush,現摘現賣可新鮮了,賣你200塊如何?你看我平常賣他們240塊呢,已經便宜了整整40塊!划算吧,哈哈。賣完這一批,我會繼續撿垃圾的,放心。<3
16 votes funny
一開始種植物覺得超無聊 但加了肥料變成最頂的農作物 客人樂嗨嗨,成就感超高
3 votes funny
沒有中文
3 votes funny
買來跟兄弟一起玩的,我兄弟很喜歡這遊戲,而我不一樣,我喜歡他。
3 votes funny
已回購 小孩愛吃
3 votes funny
阿不就還好我把樣品給出去了 popo go away - 遊戲一開始會先要你去鄉下城鎮賣出你的第一批好貨(OG KUSH) 往隧道開的時候那個音樂會讓你以為這是甚麼療育遊戲 "我的販毒之旅怎麼可能那麼療育?" 完成後開始創建人物 開始你的自然奇幻冒險 基本上就是種麻,買耗材,聯絡客戶,打通關係,販賣賺錢,躲警察 後面開始尋找工廠,生意做大,雇人幫你種麻,殺掉敵人,買好車換金裝 當一個自然組的海森堡(Say my name~) 做出讓每個人都能TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT!的好貨 好玩又能練習英文,同時學習毒販的販毒流程...? 小缺點:不支援手動存檔,希望能有隨時手動存檔功能 - The game starts by asking you to go to a rural town to sell your first batch of quality goods (OG KUSH). The music when heading toward the tunnel will make you think this is some kind of therapeutic game. "How could my drug dealing journey be so therapeutic?" After that, you begin creating your character. Start your natural fantasy adventure. Basically, it's about growing marijuana, buying supplies, contacting clients, building relationships, selling to make money, and evading the police. Later on, you'll start searching for factories, expanding your business, hiring people to help you grow marijuana, eliminating enemies, buying nice cars, and upgrading to golden gear. Become a natural group's Heisenberg (Say my name~). Make great products that will make everyone go TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT! Fun and a good way to practice English, while also learning the process of a drug dealer... ? Minor flaw: No support for manual saving. It would be nice to have the option to save manually at any time. - ゲームは最初に、田舎の町に行って最初の良い商品(OG KUSH)を売るように指示されます。 トンネルに向かうときの音楽は、これが何かの癒しゲームだと思わせます。 「私の麻薬取引の旅がどうしてそんなに癒しになるんだろう?」 その後、キャラクターを作成し始めます。 自然のファンタジー冒険が始まります。 基本的には、マリファナを育て、消耗品を買い、顧客と連絡を取り、関係を築き、売ってお金を稼ぎ、警察を避けるゲームです。 その後、工場を探し始め、ビジネスを拡大し、他の人を雇って麻薬を栽培し、敵を排除し、良い車を買い、金の装備に交換します。 自然組のハイゼンバーグになりましょう(Say my name~)。 みんなをTIGHT TIGHT TIGHT! させる素晴らしい商品を作りましょう。 楽しく英語を練習でき、同時に麻薬取引のプロセスも学べます…? 小さな欠点:手動でのセーブ機能がサポートされていません。いつでも手動でセーブできる機能があればいいなと思います。 -
3 votes funny
we got a pixel GTA before GTA 6
3 votes funny
沒有中文版,爛
2 votes funny
我玩過有史以來最讚的撿垃圾模擬器
2 votes funny
Bug 多到炸,嚴重影響正常遊戲,沒修好前別買
2 votes funny
遊戲好玩,但是沒中文, 希望盡快有中文版
2 votes funny
這是一個不公平的賭局 笑死人欸 我手上的點數都超高的欸 你們發牌員是怎麼發的啊 我明明都沒爆,結果還輸哦 有沒有邏輯 不是啦不是啦不是啦 全場觀眾幫我評評理 我剛剛有拿過爛牌嗎 欸不是 莊家每次都拿 20、21 我明明一直有 19、20 啊 你們這桌怎麼發牌的啊 我剛剛發到 20,莊家翻個 21 就直接贏喔 啊最後我都沒爆,還輸一整輪 不是啊,我剛剛明明穩贏的 這樣算我輸喔 好啦,我要回家了啦 剛剛輸的錢 50 萬給你啦 乞丐莊家
2 votes funny
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
2 votes funny
一款讓你由小毒販幹到變成整個地區的毒品供應商的遊戲 遊戲非常好玩 半擬真的模擬製作毒品過程 但目前(v0.3版)到中期開始農度會上升 內容也略顯不足 由其只是在單人遊戲時 在中期需要重複作業的東西會變多 解鎖新東西場所需的經驗愈來愈多 比較更適合多人遊玩 目前玩法就只有製作毒品跟銷售 可製作毒品有大麻 冰毒跟古柯鹼 長時間遊玩後會有點膩 雖然遊戲有刀棒槍械武器 在後期會有需要殺死敵人的情節 但武器實際可用的場景不算多 感覺這部份還未完善 期待未來更新
2 votes funny

我想你們沒有搞懂這款遊戲哪裡危險

我來解釋一下什麼是危險

所謂的危險指的是:
  • 種植大麻之綠手指
  • 料理冰毒之不凡美食家
  • 烹飪可卡因之五星級主廚
  • 創造成癮物質之天才藝術家
而遊玩遊戲的你,就是危險本身 現在讓我告訴你,你將扮演的角色是什麼 環境清潔守望人

I don't think you fully understand where the danger in this game lies.

Let me explain what danger is.

The so-called danger refers to:
  • Green thumbs for growing marijuana
  • Exquisite chefs who cook methamphetamine
  • Five-star chefs who cook cocaine
  • Genius artists who create addictive substances
And you, the player, are the danger itself. Now let me tell you what role you will be playing: Environmental Cleanliness Watcher
2 votes funny
im a master chef now
1 votes funny
贏麻了
1 votes funny
雖然沒再吸但玩這遊戲後感覺自己吸過了 超上癮的
1 votes funny
這是我近年來玩過最好玩的遊戲 跟現實的一樣
1 votes funny
精神時光屋 在裡面賺的錢比我現實還多 我把工作給辭了
1 votes funny
Say my name.
1 votes funny
約好一起種大麻種到天亮 但是我朋友卻當大麻逃兵 偷跑了
1 votes funny

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