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ELDEN RINGELDEN RING
I need to spend a few more hours in game before i can make final judgement, but so far its pretty good.
15 votes funny
I need to spend a few more hours in game before i can make final judgement, but so far its pretty good.
15 votes funny
DONT BUY. Melee is completely fucking useless I had to farm endlessly as a melee character to beat the second boss, I farmed til I was level 50 while he is like a level 20. Meanwhile mages are one shotting bosses. This game is just beyond awful. If you play a melee character you will die endlessly, as every boss and miniboss and strong normal mobs have aoe attack with tracing! Oh and also 80%+ are faster than you. Not to mention theres both input delay and input que take when you dodge roll for instance so the roll happens 0.5 sec later (great design in a reflex game, real genius) and regarding input delay you will die many a time due to your character deciding to do a command 2 commands ago. Also this games design is just awful, damn awful. Lets compare this awful game to some of my favorite games like take dota 2, (the real hardest game in the world not filled with BS mechanics) and diablo 2. In dota 2 all heroes are free and everyone is at equal footing since everyone can pick everyone. This means that even though you might die to another hero you can just spam that hero from now on and realise his strengths and weaknesses after 10-100 games. In diablo 2 theres this frustrating mechanic called hit recovery. What it does is it stunlocks you if damage taken exceeds 12% of max life. Now it can be very annoying getting stun locked to death, but this leads me to my point: in diablo 2 the enemys ALSO HAS HIT RECOVERY. IN OTHER WORDS ITS AN EVEN PLAYING FIELD. I CAN STUNLOCK THEM TO DEATH ALSO LEADING ME TO NOT GET MAD IF I GET STUN LOCKED TO DEATH COMPLETELY UNLIKE ELDEN RING, WHERE BOSSES HAVE ENDLESS STAMINA (unlike the melee characters who can only do 4 hits, or atleast samurai can only do that the character im playing..). Enemys also often 2 or 3 shot me while I have put the last 30 levels into damage through dexterity and gotten ONE damage point per level. ONE.
3 votes funny
The god skin duo lowkey looks like Caseoh and XQC like WTF 10/10
2 votes funny
Don't buy this game unless you really enjoy the following: - No storyline - Running around with no sense of direction - No clear explanation on skills, items, spells etc. - Having to pick up your exp everytime you die in a game where you constantly die - Having to go through trash over and over again to practice bosses that require you to try them over and over again - Running around in darkness - A terrible world map - Unstable and buggy mechanics However, if you do enjoy those things, then this is definitely the game for you!
2 votes funny
I bought this game but initially refunded it, as it caused me more stress than enjoyment. But being told again and again by friends, that I barely scratched the surface I have then decided to give it another go and buy it again
2 votes funny
You died
1 votes funny
Elden Ring verden er ganske vist udestående, en i modsætning til andre spil i nyere tid, føles intet hjørne af dette kort nogensinde tomt eller kedeligt, niveaudesignet er lysår foran de fleste open world-spil, dette spil er svært, sværere end folk der ikke kender til udvikleren ville forvente af et spil af denne genre, spillet holder ikke din hånd eller strøer dit kort med snesevis af quest-markører on interessepunkter. Elden Ring giver dig mulighed for at gå, hvorhen du vil hen, en hvis du går ind i et område som du ikke "skal" endnu, så vil du blive straffet, du vil enten naturligt mod de områder der passer til dit niveau, eller du vil stige til strafbesværet og blive passende belønnet for din beslutsomhed. Elden Ring får ægte udforskning til at føles givende, hvert område føles givende, discovery er et element der er svært at finde, i hvert fald har den betydelige hemmeligheder skjult næsten overalt. Jeg foreslår, at du lærer og spiller. Du vil elske dette spil. En det er meget svært at lære x) - "Den værste oplevelse for millioner kan være dit livs spil." Elden Ring er et af de bedste open-world-spil i de sidste 15 år.
1 votes funny
so skibidi game
1 votes funny
I am bad
1 votes funny
try finger, but hole
1 votes funny
meow;33
1 votes funny
F*ck fire giant of f*ck alle der siger at han er let, jeg er pisse træt af den rødhårede l*der. Best Regards BigMdaddy852
1 votes funny
really good game
1 votes funny
just beat margit cant wait to explore stormveil
1 votes funny
its so hard >:(((( it needs easy mode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why they so bad at game design like come on get some bitches >:(((((
1 votes funny
Easy game i finished it only in 15 minuts.... Not even that hard tho.... Ngl....
1 votes funny
its perfect
1 votes funny
Bedste heste spil<3
1 votes funny
really good game
1 votes funny
What a huge waste of money..
1 votes funny
dog
1 votes funny
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1 votes funny
Elden Ring brings some much needed non artificial difficulty into an open world game experience that has a much broader appeal then most other souls games does. After having played this and actually "gotten good" most other non souls pve games just feels boring and lazy. We forgot how satisfying it feels to overcome something that was actually difficult. It also has the absolute best combat we have ever seen in an rpg.
1 votes funny
it FUN
1 votes funny
good
1 votes funny

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