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ARK: Survival EvolvedARK: Survival Evolved
I er nogen kraft idioter, alle sammen, fucking få dinoerne til at ikke være fucking spastiske, når man skal skyde dem bevistløs, i er fucking idioter alle sammen, fucking spassere, ik køb det her lorte spil, man kan ikke tæmme dinoerne fordi de er så fucking dumme at få det til at løb vær gang du skyder dem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13 votes funny
I er nogen kraft idioter, alle sammen, fucking få dinoerne til at ikke være fucking spastiske, når man skal skyde dem bevistløs, i er fucking idioter alle sammen, fucking spassere, ik køb det her lorte spil, man kan ikke tæmme dinoerne fordi de er så fucking dumme at få det til at løb vær gang du skyder dem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13 votes funny
Hold kæft min røv den kløede i aftes, så derfor tænkte, jeg det må ark da kunne gøre noget ved, og det gjorde det ! - Super god til stopping af røv-kløe 11/10 Tak for i aften ! SES
13 votes funny
this game gives me a quasimodo complex
12 votes funny
If we look away from the fact that you need a super computer to run this game and the creatures they've added holds the record of the most inaccurate creatures ever, then it's rather enjoyable.
6 votes funny
Dont buy the game, the devs only add new stuff and dont care if ot works they just add more stuff, the game is not balanced at all, The devs ban ppl for telling about the glitches and the dont ban ppl who uses the glitches.... Dont buy...
5 votes funny
Very good game. Can be related to Minecraft, but is way more realistic. Haven't seen any animals yet, but I'm sure they're there
5 votes funny
this game is fucking shit
4 votes funny
Det god
4 votes funny
it`s a good game. (i did this for free xp)
3 votes funny
Join Random server with 2 friends. act up in all chat as dodo priests and ganja farmers. befriend the alpha tribe. stealth raid everybody on the island. nobody thinks its you, because you're just the silly ganaj farming dodo priests. people realise its you, alpha tribe threatens with doom and destruction to every whom touches us. keep raiding. people re-think that they said, they dont think we are raiders anymore. keep raiding. grief on some random tribe called Negroes. leave server for 4 months, come back. Negroes is now the dominant tribe. pretend you dont exist and leave server. Come back 2 months later. negroes realises its us. log off and dont ever come back. Most fun i've had in years.
3 votes funny
Anbefales gerne ark er et meget udviklet spil og der er mange indstillinger og det anbefaler jeg helt klart at købe det jeg har det ik men min ven har det 3 år senere finder jeg ud af at jeg var en mongol som lille
3 votes funny
don`t buy it
3 votes funny
Verdens bedste spil!!!💻💻🎮🎮🎮🖐🏻🖐🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🕹🕹🕹🕹🕹
3 votes funny
this is soo danm good game!
3 votes funny
this game Suck i can not come in
3 votes funny
Fun Game 13.5k hours xd
3 votes funny
Tissemand
2 votes funny
Gg
2 votes funny
👍
2 votes funny
i couldnt play because my pc couldnt handle it 10/10
2 votes funny
j
2 votes funny
this game sucks
2 votes funny
:)
2 votes funny
CAN I SELL 1 ARK I HAD 2 ARK
2 votes funny
Jeg købte det ved en fejltagelse. Skulle købe et andet spil, og så kommer jeg til at købe dette. Det er kedeligt og spild af mine penge. Det koster rigtig meget, så jeg vil virkelig gerne have mine penge tilbage, og bruge dem på noget som er sjovt. Tak
2 votes funny

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